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Righteous Fury || Lamb

@lambells.bsky.social
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Multiverse Fangirl and Cosplayer. Your friendly neighborhood Insurance Agent by Day, Dungeon Delver by Night, and Efficiency Consultant 24/7.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
*VEEP music starts on the upstairs tv* Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs @wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The way you can summon me to consciousness with the sound of certain voices... Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
How I wish my friends a Happy Birthday... @midnight-sass.bsky.social
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Good Best Friends read the books their besties recommend Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Girls Weekend commences as it always does...
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Y'all, I'm currently in 7th place out of the 25 people in our office. How? HOW did this happen?!
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Live footage of my reaction when J asks me about the revelation at the end of a book and I'm like "what revelation? I've assumed that literally this entire time."
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a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I cannot stress enough that I do not want to participate in making March Madness brackets as a team building exercise...
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a man with a beard says why me
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What Messenger said: "Reply?" What Messenger meant: "You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???" ...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me, on a call with all these Floridians and their tans: Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
TFW you're damned if you put too many words in your email thoroughly explaining everything and damned if you don't because humanity is either too impatient or stupid to read
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a man in a blue shirt with the words god help me on it
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
My wife, rearranging her lego sets to make room for the big ass Rivendell box that just arrived And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Spontaneously going to see Dune Part 2 (again) on a random Thursday evening is one of the perks of childless adulthood Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
James mocking me while I nearly bowl him over trying to get to my phone so I can check the dinner timer:
Meme of an angry old man in a parka saying "Well, I can't tell time" to a younger man.
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Walked into work this morning to not one but TWO emails this morning praising my work on several complex contract reviews for clients So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Movie staff, noticing my necklace: Is that Thor's hammer ...as a necklace? Me: Yes. Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse? Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 16/02/2025
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
True Love is being able to sleep through hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornados But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Dear Facebook Messenger, Never. Not once. Never ever Will I want to make or answer a video call. Just...NO
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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/02/2025
Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Opening to At World's End hitting a little too close to home today 🫠 Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended
Colonial British solider reads aloud a list of suspended rights
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Jakespeare’s Ghost @swashbucklr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Greetings, Owl! Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.
Football shaped cookie cake with the words "Superb Owl" piped in chocolate frosting
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My grandmother randomly texts me photos of me & my Dad through the years. This was today's Like father, like daughter... #yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking
Black & white photo of a very young boy sitting on a carpeted step with his right leg tucked under him while his left leg dangles downVery young brunette girl sitting in a pink Victorian style chair with her right leg crossed under her and the left dangling down
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You should be allowed to take your non-spouse with you on a work trip if your spouse has no intention of using the resort amenities. And doubly so if you aren't either. Look, all I'm saying is "Why can't I be smuggled in your suitcase to go skiing, ok?!?"
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
DM, describing an enemy death: "He Holy Grail Nazi Melts" Me, known Indiana Jones enthusiast & Harrison Ford scholar: "Um, actually, that would be Ark of the Covenant Nazi Melts. It's Holy Grail Rapid Nazi Aging" #TTRPG
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If your reaction to this isn't an immediate "Oh good. Release the Titans and send them to DC" we are not on the same level www.independent.co.uk/space/planet...
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All planets to align at the same time in rare planetary parade
For the last time until 2040, seven planets will appear together in the night sky
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Turning dinner into "Fun with Shapes Time!" Because everything is awful and I need joy somewhere, ok 🤣😂😭
Chicken & vegetable stir fry shaped into a crescent moon atop a bed of couscous, served in a yellow bowl
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Every time I think about 19-20 something boys raiding government offices and having access to secure private information I just picture my 19 year old brother For whom my mom literally wrote out instructions yesterday for making a sandwich And I just have absolutely no words. On both accounts.
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a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch and saying `` but why though ? ''
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
At least I can still count on GA's senators to have our backs in these trying times
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Just me & @wryraconteur.bsky.social fully turning Pirates of the Caribbean into a musical Classic Sunday Night Disney Night
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Ken Napzok @kennapzok.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'd like to thank my parents for raising me to be a better person than the man they voted for.
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churgerable opportunibees @midgetnazgul.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Finally getting more of my art hung 😍 Tonight was all about the bathroom Or you know, my sanctuary to feminity lol Now complete with an actual goddess 😆 (Because a portrait of Hera doing her best Olympia impression was meant precisely for me)
White framed print of a silhouetted woman in white standing before a dark tower with a gleaming red eye. Print is hanging above a brown bookshelf with golden sheep figurines, blue bird, incense bottle, organized makeup palettes & light blue lidded jarGold framed print of the goddess Hera with a peacock nestled about her bare shoulders. A purple robe & teal green towel hang on nearby gold hooks. The goddess stares at you, and in that stare you feel the totality of your worth or lack thereof.Portrait of a brunette woman with downcast expression, set against a blue backdrop and framed in gold with pink mat. Hung against a mint green wall.
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
TFW @wryraconteur.bsky.social sends you a horrifying dark fantasy children's rhyme she's just written for her latest TTRPG And now you'll never sleep again
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Finally starting Dune:Prophecy And if anyone needed further proof that @wryraconteur.bsky.social & I have a hivemind, we both squealed "It has pocketssss!?!" when Valya put her hands in her dress Meanwhile James:
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is the kind of chef I aspire to be...
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Had to explain The Murder Queue to a coworker today Which meant I got to share one of my all-time favorite moments in group chat history 😂
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
i pretend coffee helps but i still want to throat punch most of you.
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Well...It took 5 days, but I finally got a "We can finally say Merry Christmas again"
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Holding back tears of joy as we celebrate @asbestostitos.bsky.social & @noombles.bsky.social taking the next step in their journey together. May their Forever & Always be filled with love & happiness 💜 Special Appearance by our Cleric: @wryraconteur.bsky.social
Well, it wouldn't be a wedding without my wife. Just casually looking glamorous in this barn today with our glitzy purple & gold gowns. One very tired brunette takes a moment to snag a selfie at the altar. Is this off the shoulder deep purple gown giving you high-school senior photo vibes from this angle or is it just me?Naomi & Helen absolutely killed it with this beautiful bouquet of red carnations, blue-violet thistles, and long green stems. Gold, black, & white place settings
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Tony Dela Cruz @tonydelacruzart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Across the Stars. (More art I’ve been sitting on for a bit.)
Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala.
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Night Orchids [ #BG3 #shadowheart #art ]
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numerous rabbits 🚩🐇 @snuffbunny.northsky.social · 19/11/2024
putting on my violence hat to go do some violence
a small brown baby bunny sitting in some mulch and leaves. behind the bunny is some plants, and atop the bunny's head is a white flower
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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It's time for the annual decorating of the Christmas Tree! And by that I mean I spend an entire day rearranging ornaments until they're exactly perfect
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Sand movie
alternative poster for DUNE. Paul is standing in the sand underneath a massive structure that is inspired by catholic altars
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Plamena Petkova ✨ comms open @drawingllamas.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
✨ Dame Ailyn ✨ I hope I'll be able to draw more BG3 fanart in the future but for now here's my favourite moon lesbian 💙
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