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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

*VEEP music starts on the upstairs tv* Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs @wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The way you can summon me to consciousness with the sound of certain voices... Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

This is what you do with a BA in English ...and a 5 on the AP Stats exam #marchmadness

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Good Best Friends read the books their besties recommend Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

So ummm I might be in 1st place now... Because 1 & 3 chose Duke to win the whole thing I have never wanted to watch a basketball game more in my entire life lol

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

And now I'm in 4th! 👀 Let's hope it stays that way since the top 5 get prizes. Nothing will be funnier to me than the non-sports fan winning all because stats are the only math she understands.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Y'all, I'm currently in 7th place out of the 25 people in our office. How? HOW did this happen?!

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Live footage of my reaction when J asks me about the revelation at the end of a book and I'm like "what revelation? I've assumed that literally this entire time."

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Seriously tho. I've been ignoring the emails for like a week thinking that it was all voluntary... But someone reached out to me this morning with "so...our producer signed us up to participate" And it seems like a team thing so now I gotta go do research because I am competitive and we must win

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I cannot stress enough that I do not want to participate in making March Madness brackets as a team building exercise...

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

What Messenger said: "Reply?" What Messenger meant: "You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???" ...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Me, on a call with all these Floridians and their tans: Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

TFW you're damned if you put too many words in your email thoroughly explaining everything and damned if you don't because humanity is either too impatient or stupid to read

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

My wife, rearranging her lego sets to make room for the big ass Rivendell box that just arrived And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Spontaneously going to see Dune Part 2 (again) on a random Thursday evening is one of the perks of childless adulthood Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I've apparently so deeply internalized the Han Solo vibes that I can just give any line reading that Classic Grumpy Ford tone 😂

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

James mocking me while I nearly bowl him over trying to get to my phone so I can check the dinner timer:

Meme of an angry old man in a parka saying "Well, I can't tell time" to a younger man.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Walked into work this morning to not one but TWO emails this morning praising my work on several complex contract reviews for clients So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Is this a keychain that broke because the hammer was too heavy, so I turned it into a necklace instead? Yes. Is it still too heavy to be a necklace? Also, yes.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Movie staff, noticing my necklace: Is that Thor's hammer ...as a necklace? Me: Yes. Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse? Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 16/02/2025

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

True Love is being able to sleep through hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornados But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Yes...THAT I had meant to post this last night after the harrowing near miss, but was too busy laughing

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Dear Facebook Messenger, Never. Not once. Never ever Will I want to make or answer a video call. Just...NO

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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

🎉 Happy Birthday! 🎉 That cake looks too cute to eat 😱

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/02/2025

Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Opening to At World's End hitting a little too close to home today 🫠 Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended

Colonial British solider reads aloud a list of suspended rights

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Jakespeare’s Ghost @swashbucklr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Me: already covered in chocolate, hovering above the cake with the smallest piping tool I can find, that is still not going to be small enough to do this well, praying to the frosting gods I don't fuck up James: Big Ass S -- Me:

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Greetings, Owl! Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.

Football shaped cookie cake with the words "Superb Owl" piped in chocolate frosting

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

My grandmother randomly texts me photos of me & my Dad through the years. This was today's Like father, like daughter... #yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking

Black & white photo of a very young boy sitting on a carpeted step with his right leg tucked under him while his left leg dangles down

Very young brunette girl sitting in a pink Victorian style chair with her right leg crossed under her and the left dangling down

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

You should be allowed to take your non-spouse with you on a work trip if your spouse has no intention of using the resort amenities. And doubly so if you aren't either. Look, all I'm saying is "Why can't I be smuggled in your suitcase to go skiing, ok?!?"

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

DM, describing an enemy death: "He Holy Grail Nazi Melts" Me, known Indiana Jones enthusiast & Harrison Ford scholar: "Um, actually, that would be Ark of the Covenant Nazi Melts. It's Holy Grail Rapid Nazi Aging" #TTRPG

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I mean...surely that is easier than fighting a hydra

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If your reaction to this isn't an immediate "Oh good. Release the Titans and send them to DC" we are not on the same level www.independent.co.uk/space/planet...

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All planets to align at the same time in rare planetary parade

For the last time until 2040, seven planets will appear together in the night sky

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Turning dinner into "Fun with Shapes Time!" Because everything is awful and I need joy somewhere, ok 🤣😂😭

Chicken & vegetable stir fry shaped into a crescent moon atop a bed of couscous, served in a yellow bowl

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Hard Same. The best part of being full time WFH is that I can scream externally too 🙃

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Every time I think about 19-20 something boys raiding government offices and having access to secure private information I just picture my 19 year old brother For whom my mom literally wrote out instructions yesterday for making a sandwich And I just have absolutely no words. On both accounts.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

At least I can still count on GA's senators to have our backs in these trying times

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

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Righteous Fury || Lamb @lambells.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Just me & @wryraconteur.bsky.social fully turning Pirates of the Caribbean into a musical Classic Sunday Night Disney Night

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