LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Never encountered this in a hotel before…. In Cleveland, Ohio, no less! 240
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social On your most recent lil show you said “happy celebration of exiting the cake” 😆 is this a new celebration segment? 😆 230
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know not many will see this but… It’s been so comforting to have our Pride48 community all these years. Some of you I’ve never met, yet we all have a connection, all over the globe. In happy or sad times, there’s always someone to talk to, or listen to. ✨💗 470
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In my tizzy trying to figure out why my outlets won’t work, I forgot to set the living room Instant Pot pressure valve to “sealing”, so it’s spewing garlic scented steam everywhere. 😆 Glade has nothing on me 140
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Suddenly none of the outlets in my kitchen are working so I’m using my instant pot in the living room. How’s your weekend going?? 101
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you see me watering my lawn with one hand and smacking various body parts with the other exclaiming “fuck off!!” …. It’s just the mosquitoes 😆 350
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There is a mosquito in my house. @baronfrosti.bsky.social just take over for me now, this is surely the end of times for mestatic.klipy.comBetty White Faints on Golden GirlsALT: Betty White Faints on Golden Girls 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Approximately 8,000 people waiting for the train today, which was quite messed up/delayed at rush hour. One mosquito was flying around (we were underground). Of course it found me and bit me 6 times. 🫠🦟 Anyway here are some clouds. 150
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This little trash panda that showed up on my doorstep refuses to eat the cat food I got him. But downed 5 Churus instead. 😅 140
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fred decided to be a shoulder cat today. “You’re not goin anywhere, hooman!” 010
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Freelancing is fun until you miss the full time employee-only email that tells everyone to work remotely today 🫠😆😑 got this whole office to myself. 340
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 17/07/202610:30pm July 6 I swear I can smell it in the house. I’ve been feeling weird all day (more so than usual 😆) 😷😷 110
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Made a fresh batch of sausage balls 🙌 240
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Only you would be on the couch with indigestion, burping it up, and think, “I wonder who’s on Grindr right now??” 🤣 140
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 25/06/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Ya know I bet if you contact Lorina over at her new eyelash studjo and tell her how much ya miss her, she would cut your hair 💗 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I shouldn’t have to leave an hour early just to ensure a should-be 15 minute ride on the Blue Line may or may not be messed up and delayed 20 minutes. Instead I am now in a $22 uber that smells like an ash tray listening to someone’s Christian country music. @chicagocta.bsky.social 140
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Visited by this floof again this morning. I love him. He can have all the lunch meat he wants. 030
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Maybe it’s because I lived in California so long. But having multiple lithium batteries in a small space can make sensitive people upset.” Shopping for window coverings. Asked about motorized options. 130
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’m starting a full time job next week. I haven’t really had one in many many years to be honest … my last job was definitely not 8 hours per day. I have to go into the office 3x per week, too. 😳 480
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“Don’t change in front of the window! There’s deer out there…and meth heads…” Welcome to Indiana 140
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 29/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social did someone say heated rivalry show art???? 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social The bar in the chicargos you’re thinking of, for IML weekend, was called Bucks :) 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social 17 years ago!❤️Photo taken by Ramble Redhead 😞 A historical night out. One of my favorites ever. 180
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Uhhhh $6-7 for a bag of grocery store hamburger buns is outrageous 💀 230
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Are you finally watching the Heated Rivalry??? 😍😍😍 130
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Lime Report! 99 cents EACH! I said “NO! NO I WILL NOT buy the limes today!” 🍋🟩 010
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Another one came out of hibernation today. (And I’m not talking about myself.) This one is pretty small. 180
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My earliest butterfly to emerge from its months-long hibernation. (Maybe too early, this species isn’t active usually until June.) It’s survived wind, rain, snow, and below-zero temperatures for days at a time. 160
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I think we need a new oven. Anyone love theirs?? I need suggestions.static.klipy.comOvenbreakALT: Ovenbreak 210
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Officially changing “rabbit rabbit” to “fuck it fuck it” because so far May is gone to shit and it’s only 10:30am 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Lime Report: 69¢ each 🍋🟩 they’re pretty sizable if I do say so myself 130
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Goings on: a pretty day at the lake, I found a fossil! Ate a hot dog and watched the Cubs win, Aaron made me giggle (as usual- that’s evergreen 🥰) 130
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The world is a pit of fire but I’ll be over here making meat stick ads and silly nail art and looking at heated rivalry videos and playing with other peoples cats 270
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Something I’ve learned lately is people from your past can pop up where you least expect it. I’ve had two former coworkers recently reach out to me about new jobs. I’ve barely even spoken to them in the past. But I reached out for help (on Linked In of all places) and they responded. 040
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 03/04/2026@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Gas report! I saw today $5.20/gallon here in the Chicargos 😵💫😵💫😵💫 010
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’ll just be over here perpetually forgetting the laundry in the dryer 150
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I had a Cherry Pepsi today. Not diet. Some say full sugar soda helps headaches. Not feeling that effect so far. As Carrie Bradshaw once said, “The things ya gotta do in the name of research.” 020
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Wish I could enjoy a daytime thunderstorm without a migraine 🫠 Unfortunately the two come hand-in-hand for me. 120
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 30/03/2026@moosep.bsky.social Good thinking on the jar opener- it was literally in my cart ready to send to the Villa 🤣 got my mother one last year 330
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Damn that 4pm burrito really fucked up my whole evening timeline 130
LaLaLauren @lalalaurenrose.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My nightmare just happened! I went to water my houseplants and saw a TON of gnats near one- but they were all dead??? Ugh I hope that’s the last of them! Put that plant outside!! It will be cold today but should be ok from now on outside 😵💫😵💫🫠🫠🫠 010
