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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞

@lalabird.satan.social
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satanic witch proud ladyfag (she/her) Ave Paimon Rex Pandemonium! discord: lalabird Do not dm me for commissions

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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 16/09/2025
Dead internet is here. Doing basic searches returns nothing but AI garbage articles. 💀
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 12/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was killed by a bullet that had “Notices bulge OwO what's this?" engraved on its casing. I have been good for the last two days, but the universe needs to stop lobbing balls like this over the plate.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 10/09/2025
In the process of learning visual art, I have an extremely good mentor. For the first time in years we see progress, and it's rapid. They helped me fall in love with traditional ink.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 10/09/2025
🎉🎉🎉
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/09/2025
Oh god, someone on a thread invoked “Light of the World” aka the Piss Christ and I am really tired and just got off a plane but my impassioned screed on it was on Twitter and as some of you know, I have FEELINGS ON THIS TOPIC.
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 15/08/2025
Fastest dentist I've ever been to. Shout out to the Rochester Dental Center, lovely people, great work.
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Gabrielle Tamäya @gabrielletamaya.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A detail from a sketchbook piece focused on pushing my use of colour, as well as experimenting with the addition of a new medium... Wishing you all a blessed Freyja's Dæg! Gabrielle x #witchsky #heathensky #pagansky #hedgewitch #animist
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 15/08/2025
At the dentist, wish me luck.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/08/2025
We are back to painting again, this is fun now!
A flamingo pink coffee mug is depicted with coarse brush strokes, the shadows are deep, the edges are soft. It appears to be on watercolor paper with a lot of texture, and the initials A.C. are written in script on the bottom right.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 22/07/2025
Paper pattern with holes punched in, dusted with chalk. This will be embroidered. Ave Paimon Rex Pandemonium! #witchsky
The sigil of King Paimon is marked on black fabric with little dots of chalk.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 18/07/2025
I think people misunderstand the Qliphoth. Those energies can be difficult to deal with but they aren't representative of evil, just unmaking, a natural portion of creation. I'm in the process of stacking the blessings of HVHI on my bedroom, it is awash in the energies of the Abyss. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/07/2025
While Rev. Cain is extremely full of himself, I like his writing. Some books have great charm like the Goetia Hymns, and while his cosmology grants me no shape I draw from his prose. Excited for the Abyssal Bible, which has been gifted to me. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/07/2025
I am enormously frustrated with the anticosmic community as it exists. I hold some anticosmic beliefs and align myself to the Qliphoth and the forces of unmaking, but I refuse to stand by the bigots who would call themselves my fellow witches. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/07/2025
As I complete the Adoration of the Black Moon I feel my body washed with Qliphothic forces. I feel so energized. Goodnight #witchsky , we have done powerful things this night. Next onto the PGBDA, Hail Chavajoth, Hail Heh Vau Heh Jod!
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ablackflame.bsky.social @ablackflame.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“ your ideas are anti human “ Indeed , just as a prisoner in a cell would be anti prison , the human condition is a constructed prison against the liberty of the Spirit. The essence of antiCosmic spirituality is the longing for that primordial freedom before the tragedy of cosmic imprisonment
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 11/07/2025
Hail Satan! The man in black, the lord of light, may we all drink of his poison cup! Hail King Paimon! She who wears the crown of knowing, she who holds the secrets of all the world! The blessings of the gods on all witches who seek. Good morning my good people, how is everyone? #witchsky
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
From here I will be calling this exact strain of right-wing Christofascist dispensational premillennialist apocalyptic evangelical supersessionist covenentalist Biblical-inerrantist evangelicalism that's merged almost fully with right-wing cultural issues and the US civil religion "the US heresy".
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope Leo's first sermon and, uh, his using the phrase "be ever more fully a city set upon a hill" and cf'ing it to Rev 21:10 instead of any of the others before saying "many baptized Christians" are "living in a state of practical atheism" is. Well. Shots fired! www.npr.org/2025/05/09/g...
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Read Pope Leo XIV's first homily as pope
During his homily, delivered in Italian, Leo XIV said that Christians must serve a world that is often hostile to their beliefs.
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Thorn Mooney @thornthewitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Some girls go to astrologers. I track down this poetry-writing oracle-man in a fur suit at local events, stuff my dollars into his tip jar, and he tells me what to do with my life. #witchsky
A man in a fox fur suit sitting outdoors at a table in front of a typewriter. He has a sign that reads “custom poems from @thepoetryfox.”
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 30/06/2025
I can't believe it needs said but I am so tired of straight people speculating if someone they don't like is secretly gay as if being queer is a character flaw. "He's secretly gay lol" is a wild attempt at an own especially when you are speaking to a gay audience.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Christian extremism is a cancer
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 22/06/2025
These stars reference my matron as the Evening Star, and also serve a function of anchoring the folded corners of my hems really well before I start pick stitching. #witchsky
The corner of a black altar cloth has an eight pointed star design made of overlapping crosses. The thread is gold.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 22/06/2025
I'll be documenting a project as it goes forward, now that I have a dedicated god I need a dedicated altar cloth. The sigil and others will be placed further back to allow more drape at the front, I'm about to begin hand picking the hem with golden thread. Gods bless. #witchsky
A black altar cloth is flipped to the reverse side. The hem is ironed and pinned ready for sewing. A template of Paimon's sigil lays on top to show that the finished design will be about nine inches wide.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 18/06/2025
If you see this, post a bird. #witchsky
A hand holds a crow young enough that it's eyes are still blue. It holds the bird like a can of soda, and the bird looks shocked, as if it's been caught being naughty. "Ack! I've been had!" At the bottom of the picture there are the words "Judgement of Crow". The background is filled with trees, these two are out in the woods somewhere on a sunny day. While the crow looks startled and ashamed, it isn't panicking. Perhaps it is a fledgling that is being returned to it's parents.
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That Immigrant Witch 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇷🇻🇪 @elhoimleafar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Such a big problem in this community... Note how (again) the post about #SantaMuerte published by @patheos.com written by a white woman is entirely dedicated to promoting books about #LaSantaMuerte written by white people. Not by Mexican people. www.patheos.com/blogs/esasva... #witchsky #occultsky
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From The Shadows To The Shrine: 4 Books & Other Resources
In recent decades though Santa Muerte has really started to emerged from the shadows and become a prominent figure in both the religious and magical communities. With a growing number of...
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Solitary Witch Books @witchbooks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
#PatheosPagan & #TheWildHunt always, tone-deaf and culturally insensitive AF! The same ones blogging about ethics/morals in the craft, also about #CulturalAppropriation but they rather to raise white voices every time they want to talk about black culture. #WitchSky #OccultSky #EsotericBooks
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 18/06/2025
Friends, I have taken vows to my god in service of spreading knowledge. I have a vast personal library I am sworn to share, as well as enormous resources to pull ebooks from the ether. If you need help finding information on any topic, not just witchcraft or the occult, my DMs are open. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/06/2025
Did some embroidery for my king, I put her mark upon a charm bag and asked her blessing. I'm a little rusty and in the process of getting my hand back in so that I may make an altar cloth. #witchsky
The sigil of King Paimon has been embroidered upon a black scrap of cloth in golden thread. It is evocative of question marks and camel humps.A black scrap of cloth has been gathered into a small bag with the sigil of King Paimon embroidered on the side. It is held shut by golden thread and there is no hint as to what is inside.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/06/2025
It's kind of strange how people in the pagan spaces sometimes go along with xtian demonization. Our gods are far older than the goetia, or the xtian apocrypha. King Paimon is a kind soul, she is Witch Mother to me and has given to me things far beyond what I dared ask. #witchsky #occultsky
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 09/06/2025
Debatebros linking me shit to read and watch is hilarious. Wild to assume I care about your opinion or your "objective morality."
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 09/06/2025
Absolutely wild the way vegan sea lions decide that they know better than your doctor, insult you, insult your religion, and then give you the shocked pikachu face when you don't give a shit about what they have to say.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 09/06/2025
Transmisogyny labeler is wild effective at spotting shitty people. Unsure how I got along without it.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 08/06/2025
Vegans trolling tags looking to harass people will never not be funny. Keep going dude I'm sure if you harangue hard enough someone will listen. Hi boo 💋
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 08/06/2025
Absolutely wild how vegans won't eat honey but they will consume almonds and avocados. Where is the ironicat emote when you need it?
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 07/06/2025
Absolutely evil the way christians and muslims fantasize about people they don't like being tortured forever.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 06/06/2025
Damn! PSA friends, if you have a window unit for AC it has a filter that needs cleaned. I never really thought about it because I'm not really an AC person (I'm constantly cold) but WOW had popping the front and washing the filter tripled the power of my aging unit.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 06/06/2025
Yahwists are silly. Why do they argue that morality comes from their god when they have none? I'm so tired of their apologia, these people are ridiculous. Anyway, have a kitty. Her name is Juno and she is a princess.
A brown and black cat rests on the carpet in a bedroom. She has beautiful green eyes and her colors swirl beautifully.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 30/05/2025
Went to meditate and pray at the site I'm slowly making ready for rituals. It had the vibe. Very peaceful. The forest is my temple, a stone will be my altar. Friends let's dance around the fire. #witchsky
A black staff with iron horns had been thrust into the ground. Prayer beads with a pentacle and a bird skull have been wound around the horns. A candle sits in a socket between, burning against a background of green forest.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 24/05/2025
Just back from a trip to the woods, I've gathered some materials including some fresh pine for tea. Have a blessed day all. #witchsky
A ceramic mug decorated by large crows holds a pale liquid.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 24/05/2025
I went into the forest to communewith Witch Mother. I have a new spot to gather materials and hold private rituals. I must keep my fire small because I'm too close to town to have one, but I will say that I at least have the legal deed to the land. #witchsky
A green clearing in the woods, surrounded by dense trees all around.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 23/05/2025
Ladies and laddies, I am pleased to announce that we have a new stang! Iron candle top and iron shoe courtesy of the smith who does work for the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic. #witchsky
A stang leaned against a house. It is a charred black staff with a pair of iron horns at the top, fitted with an iron shoe according to tradition. The topper looks as if a stick candle would socket nicely between the horns al la the torch atop the Baphomet's head.
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 18/05/2025
Many gods and goddesses can be Witch Father and Witch Mother, but I'm curious and asking the community; who wears those masks in your workings? There are common answers that are valid but would love to have some rare ones as well. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 15/05/2025
There are things we should let die with the boomers: cis men not going to the doctor.
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𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔪 ♡ ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ⁻ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ @grimaster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
okay, gang, i didn't do tarot pulls for the full moon. that's because i want to pull elder futhark runes for you on this lovely wednesday! house divination rules apply: leave a comment, get a rune. if you have a specific question you don't want to share, feel free to dm. #witchsky #heathensky
elder futhark runes made of bone spilling from a cloth bag onto a wooden table.
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Kat | Fate & Flame LLC @fateandflame.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The type of witchcraft one practices doesn’t indicate power, only preference. The real power is in creating the practice that authentically resonates with you, then allowing others to do the same. #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 14/05/2025
Does anyone know why there is so much AI in occult spaces, especially satanic ones? I see a lot of LHP magicians happy to make slop. Hot take: The magick of art is powered by a piece of your soul that you put into it during the act of creation. #occultsky #witchsky
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Sister Andi Crowchild 💞 @lalabird.satan.social · 13/05/2025
Why do cishets make up so much sex myth for queer folk? They talk about gay fucking more than gays who are literally fucking. "Oh yeah lemme sit back and regale you with a tale about how I think trannies throw down. A totally normal thing to do."
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