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Laird Barron

@lairdbarron.bsky.social
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A dog of the house Mainly updates; occasional commentary Catch me at my Patreon: Realms of Old Leech www.patreon.com/lairdbarron/about Banner art: Chuck Killorin.

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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 3h
Way better than Shutter Island
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 4h
Fucking traitors
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 8h
Watching Star Trek: TNG Realized that the Ferengi are space gnomes!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15h
Harry Mudd
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Having the day they repeatedly voted for
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*hundreds of dollars of food*
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We bought hundreds of dollars to feed kids snacks in my ex wife's classroom? Why? Because lots of kids can't afford food.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
'School lunch debt' should not be a term that exists
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
OMG!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck generative AI
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Musk is a threat to democracy
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We wouldn't even have to guillotine that many of them
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Come and join the party Dressed to kill
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I thought Ukraine got all you bots yesterday
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NY Times reviewers loved to dog Peter Straub and Cormac McCarthy. Dear reviewer, you'd need a stepladder to kiss their asses.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Musk watching the Russian data centers burn: My bots! My precious bots!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck PJ Media. Surprised it's still up after Ukraine took those Russian data centers offline
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's a bad look
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ukraine has my blessing if they hit ours too
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you a Russian bot?
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BACKROOMS is the sterile child of Silent Hill and Endless House
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a writer, I've come to the point where I don't give a flying rat's ass about genre labels
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would be on brand
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Keep your doors locked tonight. And if anybody calls you to come outside, don't
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you in a cabin?
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Haha! Ravenous is on Prime!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sucking down Natty and smoking Native cigarettes would be the best
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surprised he doesn't just cut to the chase and rename the USA Trumpland
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He'll be pardoned
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You do you
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Paxton is washed
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Angel of darkness is upon you Stuck a needle in your arm
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn't send them jack shit
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You just know that Hegseth would've been fragged on day one in Vietnam
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of these days I'm going to cut you into Little pieces
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Voters are stupid
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They didn't mind in 2024
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sonny and Cher did some skit that involved a child disappeared from the tub while receiving a bath. Guess how my next bath went...
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Definitely the acting for me. The writing was generic TV fare for the most part
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Settle down
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns had a great season finale
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If all goes well, he will also have very little power
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cry, Eagles, cry
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot of lefties on BS crowed about not giving the Dems money. Welp...
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heat seeker of a missile smile Don't let the pricks Take your inch to a mile
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We somehow made it all the way through Arrow... I always loved how Oliver would be standing in a wide open parking lot, then shoot his bow randomly at the sky and rappel offscreen
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The episode where Scully meets the fellow abductees who want to share info but then Scully balks was the final straw
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