Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 8hWatching Star Trek: TNG Realized that the Ferengi are space gnomes! 1131
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We bought hundreds of dollars to feed kids snacks in my ex wife's classroom? Why? Because lots of kids can't afford food. 240
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/10/2026'School lunch debt' should not be a term that exists 413820
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comNight of the Gnomes (2) | Laird BarronNight of the Gnomes (2) by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates. 0133
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026We wouldn't even have to guillotine that many of them 1665
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026NY Times reviewers loved to dog Peter Straub and Cormac McCarthy. Dear reviewer, you'd need a stepladder to kiss their asses. 140
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Musk watching the Russian data centers burn: My bots! My precious bots! 0311
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fuck PJ Media. Surprised it's still up after Ukraine took those Russian data centers offline 010
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026BACKROOMS is the sterile child of Silent Hill and Endless House 3172
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As a writer, I've come to the point where I don't give a flying rat's ass about genre labels 272
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Keep your doors locked tonight. And if anybody calls you to come outside, don't 120
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sucking down Natty and smoking Native cigarettes would be the best 240
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Surprised he doesn't just cut to the chase and rename the USA Trumpland 3171
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Angel of darkness is upon you Stuck a needle in your arm 2170
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You just know that Hegseth would've been fragged on day one in Vietnam 12562
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of these days I'm going to cut you into Little pieces 4250
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comNight of the Gnomes (I) | Laird BarronNight of the Gnomes (I) by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates. 0125
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sonny and Cher did some skit that involved a child disappeared from the tub while receiving a bath. Guess how my next bath went... 0200
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Definitely the acting for me. The writing was generic TV fare for the most part 010
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If all goes well, he will also have very little power 020
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A lot of lefties on BS crowed about not giving the Dems money. Welp... 000
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Heat seeker of a missile smile Don't let the pricks Take your inch to a mile 0131
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We somehow made it all the way through Arrow... I always loved how Oliver would be standing in a wide open parking lot, then shoot his bow randomly at the sky and rappel offscreen 220
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The episode where Scully meets the fellow abductees who want to share info but then Scully balks was the final straw 020