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Lain

@lainvhare.bsky.social
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michigan-based queer nonbinary writer of queer romance, silly little guy, tattoo shop receptionist, hockey shit poster (Canes, Rangers, & goalies), Furby enthusiast 🔗 instagram.com/lainvhare 🔗 instagram.com/garlicfurb

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he so deserves it, especially after the utter trainwreck of last year 😣
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling emotional about Shesterkin’s goalie goal, so happy for him 🥲
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my partner and i saw a movie where the main character was a trans woman figuring out her identity the entire film, and then immediately after it ended, someone said something transphobic to him in the bathroom like …… were we watching different films in that room because what the fuck
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you don’t need chatgpt to write your emails. you need me, your autistic friend who has been working in an office setting since 2012 and can bullshit like a champ.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was supposed to be out of work an hour ago but i am still here 🥲
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
um, i think i heard my neighbors breaking up? on my birthday?
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
face reveal
a large cardboard cutout in the shape of a garlic bulb with a furby face painted on it behind held in front of the face of a tattooed person wearing a Thrasher shirt
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
got called “boss” by the guy at the smoke shop and it felt so gender affirming wow
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
everybody’s always talking about hockey himbo client’s ass and i haven’t seen it until today and ok yeah everyone is right - it is ROUND.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
when i was in elementary school, we had a stuffed toy that we’d take turns bringing home for the weekend. it was very exciting to introduce it to your home. and whenever i see a player on their day with the stanley cup, it makes me think fondly of that plushie.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i’m now doing therapy every three weeks instead of two~! (i think when we spent 10 minutes of my session talking about romance novels, we both realized i could maybe cut back a bit. 👀)
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 26/07/2026
Tomorrow morning I am doing an AMA on r/RomanceBooks, come ask questions and get book recs! It’ll be a confessionally good time!
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
is there a drag queen named Sue Sheff and if there isn’t can there be and if there is can i see her
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Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Grunge Summer
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
you know i complain about badly done tattoos on athletes all the time, but my dream is finally coming true - we’ve got a minor league baseball player trying to get on the schedule & he will actually get a great tattoo from us 🥲
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i listen to a lot of podcasts and i just have to say…AI art is shit yes we all agree here, but AI audio commercials are uncanny valley WEIRD and make me feel so uncomfortable to listen to them. i’m not gonna buy that product. i’m SCARED.
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is what Jarvy was referring to when he said “ambiance”
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i’m on my hands and knees BEGGING for a boring, uneventful week at work at some point in the near future, PLEASE
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Furbastian Aho watching the Hurricanes win last night 🥲
a black furby from the back wearing a tiny jersey with the number 20 on the back. in front of it is a TV showing celebrations after game six of the stanley cup finals Furbastian Aho the Carolina Hurricanes theme Furby facing the camera. it had the hurricane logo for its eyes. in the background on TV, Jordan Stahl lifts the Stanley Cupa black furby from the back wearing a tiny jersey with the number 20 on the back. in front of it is a TV showing game six of the stanley cup finals
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i stg if you’re a straight man in a relationship and you come into my work with your partner and you say things to put her down in front of me, i WILL make sure you feel like an emasculated loser by the time you leave. 👊🏻
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
relevant once again
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
little woodsy Furby diorama nightlight number 3 is nearly done~
a section of a diorama showing a clay furby that’s not quite one inch tall. it’s surrounded in moss with glowing yellow fairy lights and pieces of bark
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
haven’t mentioned yet this week that i want carter hart to be hit by a car so consider that crossed off my to-do list
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
you guys… the Golden Knights fan that i was heckling at work on Saturday dropped this off for me while i was gone this weekend 🥲 still hate the Knights tho 🥰 #letsgocanes
a maroon colored 3D printed chain with the Carolina Hurricanes logo attached
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
stop this knights ren faire matrix act is so…much, fuckin nerds
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i made a little Carolina Hurricanes trash collage during the last game - very symbolic because they’re playing against trash :) #letsgocanes
a playing card sized junk collage showing a Hurricanes player’s body, an NHL logo, and a little cutout of a pig. the other trash scraps are black, white, and red.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
had a knights fan stop into work today and told him i didn’t want to help him because of his allegiance. so. really need the Canes to keep winning so i can rub it in when he comes in for his next appointment. 🙏🏻 #letsgocanes
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
winning isn’t enough, i need Carter Hart to be hit by a bus #letsgocanes
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
too many people these days mistake soft clownery as flirting. i can’t help being funny and charming, it’s just how i am 😔😔😔
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A grey Daihatsu HiJet kei van parked on a residential street
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
a man i only know in passing & who once told me he remembers my name because it’s the same as his dog’s name came into the shop today where he bequeathed me a sprig of wilted catnip.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
talking to straight people about pride is honestly exhausting. i’ve already done too much of it and it’s only June 3rd.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
rejection sensitive disorder is crazy haha i’m gonna go walk into traffic maybe
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
if Carter Hart really didn’t want the puck to go into the net, he would’ve closed his legs, i rest my case #raiseup
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i pulled up a pirated stream. so glad i paid for hbo 🥴
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i know i’m just missing the national anthems atm but i’m trying to get the Canes game going and HBO Max is telling me “the event has ended” and
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Eric Andre Let Me Go Wild
Alt: Eric Andre in the “let me in” clip, shaking a fence
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Key’s swag is unparalleled always
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
another day, another game spent wishing Carter Hart would get run over by the Av’s bus
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
there’s an endearing kind of charm in shitty DIY. there’s no soul in AI. easy choice on which i’d like to patronize.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
because of the subtitles, these screen grabs look like someone mislabeled the Russians 🥴
Andrei Svechnikov of the Carolina Hurricanes with the words Pyotr Kochetkov subtitled at the bottom of the image Pyotr Kochetkov of the Carolina Hurricanes with the word “Svech” subtitled at the bottom of the image
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
repeating “i’m a lover” like a mantra while in the Cloud of Doom* so i don’t forget who i am. *my place of employment
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i like The Loop game for existing because it’s another little thing to make me think & fill slow spots of my day but bro sometimes these are far too much of a reach and i actually get a little pissed about it 🥴
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
asking all my witch friends to curse the Vegas Golden Knights
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
must be a Hurricanes fan… #letsgocanes
a train with graffiti reading STANK
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
many such cases….
a Fozzi Bear plush viewed from the side. his upper half leans slightly forward Donald Trump standing in front of mics, his top half tilting forward
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i’ve been experiencing a lot of Shania Twain lately and i’m here for it.
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
hate to report they’re still stuck mid-fuck smh
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Minerva is Blue @partydemoness.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
BIG SIPPY
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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Marco is me talking to men at the bar.
Seth Jarvis from the Carolina Hurricanes sitting in sweats and a pair of slides. A subtitle beneath him reads: I like you too.Marco Summers in a different frame, facing Seth, dressed in Carolina gear with a subtitle beneath him saying “You got little feet.”
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