Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🚨 Less than 10 minutes, Swifties!!! 🧡🩵🤡 store.taylorswift.com/password 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saturday sourdough vibes. First attempt at cinnamon raisin bread inspired by @SourdoughSophie. 021
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@desireereports has followed the Mitch McConnell story for months and is posted outside his DC home updating his possible status. After being inside the home for one hour, a caregiver just left and walked hurriedly away, refusing to answer questions from reporters. The senator will not be seen today 040
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“In training, instead of learning how to serve caviar without clinking the tiny silver spoon against the plate, flight attendants were taught something new: karate.” - Heather Poole, AA For me, everything became a weapon: metal coffee pots, ball point pens, laptops… www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/... 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The last time I saw Amy Sweeney was at the pub in London. Happy to see her and catch up, I wondered why we hadn’t seen her in a while and learned she’d transferred to BOS. I’ll never forget how contented she looked. Family life was great for Amy. Bless her soul. She was a good one. 🤍 Never forget. 021
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bless my friends and former AA fellow colleagues, and those United by wings whom we lost that day. My heart is still broken. Never forget September 11. 001
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An old roommate once told me to “Get over it. That happened years ago.” Mortified, I will never get that image out of my head, watching live as the second plane hit the tower. The whole day was a nightmare, unimaginable for the people who were there and those who perished. Never forget 9/11. 🕯️ 110
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Black cat don’t care. She set off a three dog security alert. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Artemis, meet my chaos goblin and wannabe nurse, Artemis. 190
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Go for the sourdough, but if you buy it commercially, check that they don’t put extra garbage in it. Best to buy from a bakery or a supermarket that stocks from a from a local bakery. Or join the madness and start baking your own!  020
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Today’s YouGov instant survey: Allowing ICE agents to wear gloves that deliver an electric shock? How is that even a question? 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One should refrain from scrolling through the sourdough feed while waiting for sourdough to cool on the counter. Everything looks so good! Today’s bakes were toasted wheat germ and wheat bran, based on Richard Hart’s recipe. I added toasted walnuts and apricots to one. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Infantino didn’t get the memo? Everything Trump touches dies. #ETTD 021
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My 96 year-old mother lives in a “rehab” facility (that hasn’t rehabbed her). The only reason anyone stays in one for 45+ days is because they can’t leave. Paramedics performed CPR on Mitch McConnell when he fell in June. They surely cracked his ribs. And if a stroke caused him to fall, he is toast 111
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Fresh tomato sandwiches on home baked sourdough. Worth the wait for a midday lunch. 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Oh, Petey. If you don’t like fatties or women in the armed services, you think you’re going to like soldiers with man boobs and shrunken manly bits? 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Tic Tac? I thought it was a Freudian slip for the UFO / UAP, but no. Just another time the “President” was obsessed with Taylor Swift. 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I guess I need to leave this here, too. And real Swifties know Taylor doesn’t have to make a statement. Her legal team does the talking for her. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My guess on what happened to Mitch McConnell: Paramedics performed CPR for 19 minutes, cracking his ribs, which punctured a lung. Whether natural or medically induced coma, it’s highly likely the reason for the emergency call was a cardiac event, then a blood clot cut off brain function. He’s gone. 100
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is the one that took me out. How can they not see this and the money? 110
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Apollo, the Sun God, taking his name seriously and teaching his sister, Artemis, how to sunbathe properly. #DogsofBluesky 081
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026SCOTUS Justice John Roberts runs a corrupt Court that takes bribes from gun and weedkiller lobbyists. I said what I said with my 1A right, while we still have it. 001
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A 7.5 earthquake just hit outside of Caracas, Venezuela, and the pictures will be bad coming out of there. Prayers for the everyday people who do not have the benefit of money and infrastructure to recover from devastation. Prayers for the families of the victims. 021
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The sound of palm fronds crashing 30 feet to the ground is both satisfying and unnerving. #desertlife 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Sent this iPhone pic to my astrophysicist friend last night. She approved with “so pretty”, and “a cool shot. 🤩” - I’ll take it! 🌙🪐🔭 Shitty location and zero equipment, but happy I can see Jupiter, Venus, & Mercury from here in the park. Looking forward to them lining up with the moon next week! 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Artemis may not be having a good morning, but she is pretty in pink! 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Is this a new thing, these badges? Wordle 1,777 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 100
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Nevada Senator Catherine Cortez-Masto, I will see you on the Zoom call tomorrow. @cortezmasto.senate.gov Tax the billionaires and corporations. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Also, taking William K Riley’s word that he didn’t fly “those kinds” of airplanes is inaccurate. He was clearly qualified to fly both commercial rotary and fixed wing aircraft, and was a flight instructor until that license expired in 2013. Maxwell reportedly obtained a 🚁 license. Who taught her? 120
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Now that TACO Don has capitulated to Iran in a war he started, what’s next in Trump’s bag of tricks to take headlines away from the Trump-Epstein files? My money is on election fraud. 022
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Just logging back in to see if anyone had the courage to 25th Amendment Trump today - yet. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social @susielee.house.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social DO SOMETHING! 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Threads was way more fun. Voted Most Gullible in high school, this post had me getting ready to send to a friend in Glasgow to ask if she was going to be ok! 051
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Dear avocado toast gods, I was robbed! This ratio is unacceptable. 020
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I’m afraid my girl is going to get the same message next month. She went from a sickly rescue to a brick, but she’s a happy brick! (And no, she did not get any bread.) 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Vegas locals Reddit sub for gas prices was full of complaints about Costco jumping up $2/gal in less than two weeks to as high as $4.23 in Summerlin. It’s >$4.89 elsewhere. And then I got this Uber Eats ping for a gig to Henderson for $0.44/mile for 57mi RT. 💀 Hard NO! We need money to eat, too. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My chocolate starter is startering! Double chocolate espresso sourdough coming up! 🍫☕️🥖 Thank you Pantry Mama: pantrymama.com/chocolate-so... 120
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I drive a hybrid, but soon it won’t even make sense for me to keep doing gig work deliveries when my first 3 hours go to the gas tank, not groceries. #oilprice 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026First idiot: Thinks Trump is doing the right thing in Iran, but doesn’t know why. His friend: “I disagree.” First guy, angrily leaves friend high and dry, telling him to walk home. Another idiot: “I don’t really care about the war. Smoke weed, get money, f**k b’s.” youtube.com/shorts/tkpCU... 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My new favorite meme comes in handy once again. RIP Robert Mueller, a war veteran who provided evidence our country was being run over by grifting traitor, the very man who dances on his grave today. Someday, when Trump finally leaves us, we will show him dancing like no one has ever seen. 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026@joycevance.bsky.social wrote an excellent breakdown of the possible pending legal settlement between Leon Black’s Bank of America and Epstein survivors, which gives me pause to wonder if that’s why he (suddenly) sold his Beverly Hills home for $47M. But is it enough? Where is the jail time? 156
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Correction: More than I spent on gas, food, groceries, mortgage, dogfood, news and streaming services… 010
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Notes to self: Do not make homemade cashew-rice horchata and think you’re inventing some fluffy new espresso drink for breakfast. Do NOT heat it up unless you expect creamy rice pudding, instead. The End 000
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Goals. How much? I just bumped up my recipe to 20% whole wheat and am working to get that ear - and should have popped that bubble. 020
Lainey K @laineyk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Saving these references. Thank you! I played the Geocache game for years, stopping during my travels, always learning something new. At a rest area in rural farmland, there was an excellent display of not just the nutrient depletion, but the volume of soil lost due to monocropping and chemicals. 010