L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fact that Eric Schmitt, a man who has CRUSADED to restrict transgender athletes in women's sports, got absolutely sonned because he forgot women's sports existed and only accounted for men's basketball games is somehow infuriatingly perfect. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bro this man has Larry fuckin Tribe out here talking like an anarchist, what is happening. 001
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026No but they are actually villains though. You can just literally find any single quote at random from any of them and it's gonna be the most movie evil shit you've ever heard in your life. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Make Germany great again” is the absolute fucking wildest thing this man has ever said and it will receive zero follow up. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You can want petards banned and still laugh when the petard enthusiast finds himself hoist, guys. It’s ok. 000
Reposted by LSpooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba 722676
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If Democrats were smart, their next project when congress resumes would be loudly introducing a bill to restore funding to Dolly’s Imagination Library. Just a straight up down vote. Make the Republicans block Dolly. Now. And then never let it go. 000
Reposted by LKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What an incredible, purposeful, artistically rich, intentional life. 898851
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I am endlessly jealous that every public works project in NYC comes with a little fun history lesson. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Natalie Harp is a full-grown woman who is 35 years old, has a Masters Degree, and makes 6 figures working directly for the most powerful person in the history of the earth. Please resist the urge to fall into the "oh but she's just a wee baby" trap. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good news, cis straight guys! You can apparently be adjudicated unsafe to be around girls and still just be around young girls all fucking day all the time even if you’re a big weird creep! So you don’t have to go become trans anymore I guess. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For anyone who thinks the WH forced Melania out of cold storage for that weird handholding shit today, you’ve got it backward. Melania hates this shit and is waiting for him to go to that big gold-plated ballroom in the sky, but the one thing that will get her out of bed is embarrassment. 100
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it's crazy weird that this president's only response to the affordability crisis, a career-ender for any other politician, is basically "what are you, poor? can't afford the gas, poor guy?" 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Watching the worst people in the world hurt themselves badly with these things is going to be hilarious. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cannot wait to rage bait my mother, who hates fireworks and also progressives, into rabidly defending fireworks. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Wait you’re telling me transphobia is often found in close proximity to misogyny and has deep roots in hatred of women? That can’t be right. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026CBS news is assembling an impressive group of people who pretend to be disaffected liberals who have never had a liberal idea or said a liberal thing in their lives. When they finally get Fetterman and Bill Maher in the building we can close the door and reveal it was a rocket to the sun all along. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Can somebody sage the dodgers or maybe an exorcism or just fuckin something 000
Reposted by LLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all. 271151269
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It is truly a feat of ignorance to both not know anything about how cities work and ALSO to not know how small towns work. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Watching AI companies crabs-in-a-bucket themselves into irrelevance is better than like 60% of sports. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 22/07/2026He's gonna nuke Pickaxe mountain, isn't he? He's all itchy about nukes, it's remote, and he won't shut up about it. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh man the diaper baby is gonna LOSE IT. I found Ossoff impressive when I volunteered for him in 2020, he is INCREDIBLY good at this. 030
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"He said 'Boy I hope I don't die before I get to see your ballroom and the big arch and whatever else you're gonna gold-plate, and also they should give you, Donald Trump, as much steak and ice cream as you want, because heart disease is fake news' so those were his last words" 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026One of those looney tunes bombs, but it's gold plated and you tell him it's an award. New plane, covered in gold. Too heavy, falls right out of the sky. Poisoned ketchup. Also coated in gold. Exploding golf balls (you guessed it, plated in gold). I have so many more of these. Just saying. 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They're gonna show us the video of all the vandals and they're all gonna have six fingers and their knees will bend the wrong way and he's gonna be like "look they're vandals it says 'vandals' right here in times new roman on their face" 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Greenwater Services" is not as good as "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" but is on par with "Fraud Guarantee," 7/10 stars. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Listen. If we can definitely not fake a birth certificate for Obama (WINK) I feel like we could prove that Mayor Mamdani here was born in Arkansas or something. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This dumb fuck has heard the term "treaty of Versailles," thought it sounded classy, and rolled it through, didn't he. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The zoom out from them pouring 1-gallon bottles into one corner to the entire vast pool is funnier than 90% of sitcoms. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If these guys just run out the clock and go home at midnight all "oh we couldn't finish the scaffolding" I don't think I can adequately describe the rage of a federal judge who has been (a) disobeyed and (b) dragged into work on a fucking Saturday. Somebody's getting a free weekend in a cell. 030
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If this Kennedy center thing goes past midnight, the court should order the letters to be removed in a specific order for maximum screencappage. I humbly submit: HE DO A D UMP 120
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I literally had to look twice to make sure this wasn't the onion. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The Ellisons' plot with CBS was not to create another Fox News. They already have a Fox News. It was a public execution. Loud, bloody, in the middle of the street. A gift to Trump, who has the power to favor their REAL interests, the ones that count success in trillions, not billions. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Scott Pelley and Stephen Colbert should start a show where they just dunk on CBS/Paramount/the Ellisons for like a couple hours every week. Rotating guests, just absolutely obliterate them. Put it on Netflix, they hate Paramount's guts too. 031
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 16/05/2026We talked to six felons at a klan rally and here's what they told us about oil policy. 021
