L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 19hIf a bookie were paying a player an enormous pile of cash, we would have questions. 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21hEven Trump's like "listen this guy is a pile of shit with googly eyes but just hold your nose, ok?" The wheels do be feeling a bit loose on this whole thing. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 22hDid you have a question about the medication we prescribed? You can wait on hold for 6 hours or download three apps, input every medication and procedure you've ever had in your life, and ask it there. Either way we WILL call you back at 4 am and leave a voicemail that does not answer the question. 070
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So, everybody's desperate for him to spend money, he says he'll only spend money if it's about him, then he doesn't spend the money anyway, and they'll all continue to kiss his ass even though it brings them neither cash nor votes. 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is gonna be run by his pastor guy who thinks the 19th amendment was a mistake, I assume? 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fact that Eric Schmitt, a man who has CRUSADED to restrict transgender athletes in women's sports, got absolutely sonned because he forgot women's sports existed and only accounted for men's basketball games is somehow infuriatingly perfect. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bro this man has Larry fuckin Tribe out here talking like an anarchist, what is happening. 001
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026No but they are actually villains though. You can just literally find any single quote at random from any of them and it's gonna be the most movie evil shit you've ever heard in your life. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Make Germany great again” is the absolute fucking wildest thing this man has ever said and it will receive zero follow up. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nothing has ever inspired LESS confidence in a foodstuff than Donald Trump telling me it is "clean." 011
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You can want petards banned and still laugh when the petard enthusiast finds himself hoist, guys. It’s ok. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Target's campaign to piss away every bit of goodwill it spent decades building in the marketplace in like 2 years should be studied in business schools as a case study. 000
Reposted by LSpooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba 722676
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why are they always the weirdest fifth-element-extra-looking motherfuckers you've ever laid human eyes on? 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comBarbara Hill Reports A Murder on NeighboursALT: Barbara Hill Reports A Murder on Neighbours 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Oh well, if the billionaire’s personal bugaboo question has been answered directly, that settles that. (Seriously what the fuck guys) 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Richest man in the history of the world, and in his wildest fantasy of everything he could ever wish to make, HE'S the nerd sidekick egging on the cool guy Nazi robot making "1488" references.static.klipy.comBulldog Chasing Small Dog in CartoonALT: Bulldog Chasing Small Dog in Cartoon 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If Democrats were smart, their next project when congress resumes would be loudly introducing a bill to restore funding to Dolly’s Imagination Library. Just a straight up down vote. Make the Republicans block Dolly. Now. And then never let it go. 000
Reposted by LKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What an incredible, purposeful, artistically rich, intentional life. 898851
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What the fuck is this? Who are these assholes to decide whether women "deserve" to have something? Fuck them. They didn't support the W yesterday, they won't support it tomorrow, but it exists and people like it. "Deserve," as though this league is a benevolent gift from some Fox News loser. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Grok, give me a killer line to celebrate pernicious and pointless discrimination in the military, but assume I don’t know anything about the military. 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026He means to steal the fucking thing. Putin lies about his approval rating too. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I am endlessly jealous that every public works project in NYC comes with a little fun history lesson. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026America! where you need to know the cheat code that unlocks the secret passage to the bridge and then answer the troll's riddles three before the company that charges you money in exchange for a pinky promise to pay your doctor bills will PAY YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR BILLS. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s about finding the next republican boogeyman to scare non college whites into voting against their economic interests. Can’t do caravans so it’s this. That women and trans people and queer people are the ones most hurt by it is a feature, not a bug. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Dude, you'd think the guy carrying him out while he pinwheeled his legs would be the most embarrassing part but it just kept getting more humiliating. Amazing. 070
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I know the league's gonna button up its policies or whatever, and that's fine, but it would be a little bit funny if they were like "yeah, sure, declare for the draft" and then he just went through the whole thing undrafted until, like, one team invited him for a workout and immediately cut him. 1140
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Somebody tell the protect women's sports crowd, they'll want in on this, I'm sure. 021
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I really hope the league is paying attention to which side their bread is buttered on, if decency isn't enough to move the needle. One of these groups is gonna buy tickets after the election is over and this issue gets dropped like a hot rock. 020
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Why did you structure a real argument like a pitchbot tweet? 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026She’s 35 years old, has an MBA, and worked at a propaganda outlet before this. Listen, do I want to be talking about whether a professional woman’s…hatches are fully battened? No. But she’s not a baby, and she’s screening calls for the most powerful man in the world. We gotta talk about it. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Natalie Harp is a full-grown woman who is 35 years old, has a Masters Degree, and makes 6 figures working directly for the most powerful person in the history of the earth. Please resist the urge to fall into the "oh but she's just a wee baby" trap. 010
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good news, cis straight guys! You can apparently be adjudicated unsafe to be around girls and still just be around young girls all fucking day all the time even if you’re a big weird creep! So you don’t have to go become trans anymore I guess. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He can be a great big creepy weirdo all he wants, but she’s not doing Stormy 2.0. Not with an Amazon deal on the line. She demanded this. And these idiots went along, gave this story another day’s legs and helped her achieve the opposite of what she wanted to achieve, because they are all morons. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For anyone who thinks the WH forced Melania out of cold storage for that weird handholding shit today, you’ve got it backward. Melania hates this shit and is waiting for him to go to that big gold-plated ballroom in the sky, but the one thing that will get her out of bed is embarrassment. 100
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I volunteered for his campaign in 2020. First time I ever heard him speak I was like “oh so he’s gonna be the president then.” 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026lol nobody thinks a narcoleptic octogenarian whose legs are the same thickness from his heels to his hips is having any kind of affair with anyone. This is so much weirder than that. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Only losers have even the most baseline understanding of foreign policy. The voters are much more concerned with the thing we made up and told them to worry about. 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Streisanding his attacks on genuinely one of the weirder relationships in the current WH is one way to do that, I guess? 000
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ossoff was a documentarian who owned a media company before the senate. He is an unadulterated creature of media and he understands how to structure an insinuation in a way that provokes discussion. The other Dems are all lawyers who think you need an airtight case before you make the accusation. 1614
L @lahwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That’s what’ll ultimately end her time there. Everyone in that WH has an interest in maintaining the lack of administrative discipline that lets them do whatever they want, but when a real head case slips in, there aren’t a lot of management options other than leak it until he moves her. 050
