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Obligatory whinging on the internet. Where is my damn parcel, Royal Mail? And why is your tracking page not loading anything when I know it was working 2 days ago? I wanted to get that thing wrapped, re-packaged and back in the post this weekend but I guess nooooope...

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 10h

Whoooooooop! 4% pay rise this year. Might partially cover the rise in the sodding heating bill this winter! Ahahhahahha!

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Wearing my new jeans, feeling pretty good about it... my goddamn phone doesn't fit in ANY of the pockets 😱🤬 Goddamn it, don't make me go in and add extension pocket bags, ain't nobody got time for that.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Did a swimming. Then finally submitted and bought new jeans cause ffs I am getting sick of losing my trousers and now my belt it too big! Anyone got a leather punch to make a few more holes? It's a fab, high quality leather belt, it's just too loose 😬

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I have to blab it at someone so, sorry for the diet wank, but I just bought a super swishy winter skirt in a 16 and it fits. I haven't been a 16 since puberty hit and I am all asquee with excitement.

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Gretchen Swish Swish Bish

ALT: Gretchen Swish Swish Bish

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I made an abomination of a leek and potato soup yesterday. It has white wine and a squidge of miso paste in it for added umami, and it is UH-Mayzin.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ISTG if we get a fire drill Thursday afternoon I am going to flip a table out of the goddamn window. Could not be worse timed, but is the ONLY set of that experiment that wasn't already on the books when H&S asked if we had any dates we really really really needed them to avoid.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Dj was still blaring, albeit at reduced volume. No honey people present, sadly. Won a slice of red velvet cake though so... score?

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ok, now I can hear a drummer but it sounds like a live band. This is, I hope, an improvement.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Update: I can no longer hear oontz oontz oontz echoing around the park from the dick at the top of the market. Either he finished the set or someone got fed up and unplugged him.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

There's a food/resturant fair in town today. Lovely, you would think. But holy FUCK there is a dj booth at the bars/nightclubs end that is SO LOUD it made me physically nauseous to walk past. It's 10:30 on a Sunday morning, not Friday night in the club, fuckhead. Turn it down 🤮

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bought a suuuper cheap lil' lump of pork shoulder this morning. Cut up into lean parts for breading, fattier cubes for casserole, and all the really fatty trimmings to go in the slow cooker to render out, pull, then make roast tatties for dinner. So I got probably 10 portions out of a £6 pig lump.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I guess I'm having wine for dinner. How's YOUR Friday?

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I feel like being angry makes me insanely sweaty. I've reapplied deodorant like 4 times this morning already. Today was a bad day to pick a synthetic fabric.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In my brain I am having an incredibly angry confrontation with the person in the next room. In reality I know I will say nothing because unleashing both barrels will achieve nothing other than increasing my blood pressure. Cause it will roll off the other person like water on a duck.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Vague workwank but, if this happens again the leopard is going to eat his face, and that face-eating leopard will be me. 🤬💀

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why yes, I did order it the same day it came out, like a fucking nerrrrrd. It will be my reward when I lose my next half-stone. Which fingers crossed should be by mid December. If I can stop necking slabs of cake like a deranged chipmunk, as I did last week.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today's audible brainworm is Downtown, from Little Shop of Horrors. Arguably still the best movie adaptation of a stage musical, but also quite wearing after 6 hours on loop.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well this is a dumb vegan mailshot. Cause it's me! I am those people. And they are fucking delicious.

A pro-vegan flyer showing plump, juicy, baby farm animals and the slogan "some people actually eat them"

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Things I learned: the dog down the road is called Vincent, after Price, & he has eppilepsy (apparently common among goldens.) His owner also refers to him as the Ted Bundy of retrievers. Cause ppl think he's so f-ing charming, but the second he sees a cat the only thought in his fat head is MURDER.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would really like just... not being tired for a while. The last time I didn't even feel at least vaguely sort of tired was (and I can pinpoint it) the 26th July. Don't be middle aged. It's shit.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Badger update. Fence holes continue to hole. Next door still wants me to fix my hole. I am reluctant all the while the fuckheads will just punch through it again. Badgers much less destructive when allowed free access. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Can you install a badger flap in a fence panel?

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lovely day in town with @gourami.bsky.social and the squidlet at the ceramics fair in the old generator building. Bought a couple of xmas decs and a couple of gifts while I was out too so it was a useful sort of day. Kerpooped now tho. Ready for a sit down and a lil snack.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's tech bod's birthday today. I am so tired I have eaten 3 pieces of cake and may go back for a 4th before I can wrangle the energy to haul my ass home. 😴

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rewatched on mute cause I am at work and I can *still* hear every moment of it. 🤣

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ross Kemp being wildly paranoid about being murdered in plain sight was not on my Traitors bingo card this evening. Nor was Richard E Grant being an even more useless traitor than Alan Carr 😂

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No catastrophe! Every time, the sicker and more pessimistic I feel the better the outcome usually is. If I am able to convince myself it will be fine, it is never fine. Thanks, brain.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Waiting for the dentist always makes me feel like I wanna barf. Even tho it's just a checkup. My brain wants to catastrophise. Uuuuugh.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is going to suck and I don't want to do it. I kept dreaming about zombies last night, and I have to go to the dentist this morning, and I have cramp like a bastard.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Been on a field trip to Kew Gardens. Gorgeous weather, super warm. Lovely.

View across the Kew Gardens Temperate House, from the top of the balcony.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuck. Did the thing. Properly. I am so exhausted. That was HARD after 2wks of swanning about. Ugh.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Have babied the dodgy ankle for 2 weeks now and I feel fairly confident saying it's fixed. This means I really should at least try for a proper session in the pool rather than a gentle potter. And yet, I can think of few things I want to do less. I am Le Tired.

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Le Tired Cartoon

ALT: Le Tired Cartoon

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Am I eating a freshly made avocado smash burger for breakfast? Yes, yes I am. Because I'm a grown up and I can do what I want. And if breakfast 'meat in a cob' is suitable for sausage and bacon, I don't see a fundamental difference. 🍔🥓

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As of this morning, I have lost 2 stone since the start of the year! WHOOP! (That's dangerously close to halfway.)

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Brain. From where did you dredge up Queen's Scandal? I have not listened to it in so long I had to google what album it was even on. And yet you keep going *SCANDAL! bnah na dee dah* at random intervals. Still, better than 'Surrey with a fringe on top' which is what I had all Tuesday.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So guess I just booked myself onto a lino printing workshop at the town hall? It's on a Saturday. I had a whim and no self-restraint. I kinda' wanted to do the enamelling but those were soooper spendy. At least crimbo-themed-lino-printing was attainable. I've spent more on dumber things at least.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An interminable click and collect wait at M&S this afternoon. They are usually so swift but it's stacking up, 6 menopausal women deep...

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just had a teacher ~whisper~ at me that they turned off the a/c in the lab because it was loud and [problem student] said he couldn't hear, but now it was too hot and something needed to be done. Yeah, no shit. Turn the a/c back on, make [student] sit at the front and TALK LOUDER FFS.

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Picard Facepalm

ALT: Picard Facepalm

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Of all the posts to break containment, it was the dumb food one? ...kay then. 😶‍🌫️

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I made tacos last night, for the first time ever. (Yellow sticker taco shells, that's why) Not just white people tacos, mind, but GLEEFULLY MISPRONOUNCED English white people tacos. I am unashamed, cus they was tasty as fuck and I used the leftovers to make a salad for today's work lunch. So there.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dear self: if you can't afford fence panels even though the motherfucking badger keeps punchilg holes through the old boards, you can't afford £130 on shoes you will neber wear. Pack it in.

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What are you doing this evening? Oh, not much, just yelling at my chronically online mother to go touch some grass. As you do.

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Cooper Howard's Vault-Tec Thumbs Up in Fallout

ALT: Cooper Howard's Vault-Tec Thumbs Up in Fallout

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gaaaah I want a locked account. I want to say a thing but can't.

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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean, the way I cackled tho

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, my dingled ankle is no longer really hurty but BOY by the end of the day is she THICK. Still, we'll take a non-hurting cankle over slender-but-ouch-as-fuck. It's probably progress.

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PZ Spiders @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*clears throat* Where is my goddamn parcel, royal mail? Shoulda been here last week but still nadda.

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Pingu Annoyed

ALT: Pingu Annoyed

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LadyT220 @ladyt220.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have found a whole new rabbit hole of vintage single-take cooking insanity. The viscous white glop! The COUGH! An abomination disguised as a risotto! Horseradish drama! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gU...

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Farmhouse Kitchen - 1973 Boxing Day #farmhousekitchen

YouTube video by Michael Dibb

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