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@ladycrow.bsky.social
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Published poet, Renaissance faire worker, Pisces, she or they, disability life chose me, f/sf/Tolkien dork, troptwt refugee from the Bad Place. ngl.link/voiceoftruth

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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 17h
They're selling postcards of the hanging They're painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Here comes the blind commissioner They've got him in a trance One hand is tied to the tightrope walker The other is in his pants
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So often public discourse around sexual violence involves sex itself when, in reality, it can’t face the truth that sexual violence is a tool to assert dominance and keep victims in subservience and weakness more often than not
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since Warhammer orks are explicit stand-ins for English football hooligans, maybe this actually exists, but it's the "football" the rest of the globe sensibly plays rather than American handegg
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was briefly excited when I first heard about "fantasy football" but sad again on discovering it wasn't about fielding a unicorn QB and a defensive line of dragons. I guess the actual thing could count as "fantasy" if you decide they're making alternate universes
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ballet: The Nutcracker Time: December 4, 6:30 pm
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With "remember" bearing the load here: Rankin-Bass's animated Hobbit. I did not want to go down, down to Goblin-town and once there, we met frog dude Gollum. Eat your twisted, racist heart out, Serkis.
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK, sure, there are two hats and the widow has a fresh uniform for no reason, but why are the coffin and torso only chest-high to the kindergarten kid? Did the mortician take the song title "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" too literally?
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know how many dollars Rick "Sapience" Heaton has raised for Extra Life, a charity in which the gaming community supports medical treatment for kids, but now he's the one who could use the help. As Elda said, even signal boosting helps here.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Dungeons & Dragons Online @ddounlimited.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Court of Strahd arrives October 14th! MMORPG.com has an exclusive interview with Senior Game Designer Torc about this upcoming event: www.mmorpg.com/videos/exclusive-cha… #DDO
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people talk about rape culture this is exactly what they mean: Michaels and Herbstreit minimizing and dismissing the allegations of dozens of women.
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Journey's End" #tolkientrewsday Some characters have ends to their journeys before the book ends. Théoden King's is almost like Thorin's writ even larger: forgiveness spoken to a hobbit on a battlefield. But also the horse! "Faithful servant yet master's bane / Lightfoot's foal, swift Snowmane."
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations! 🎉
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does this woman (Hughes, I mean, not Caraballo) think you go to gender clinics and get repeatedly kicked in the knee? I mean, she DOES think there are clinics replumbing young kids, which is arguably a dumber idea to hold, but way to make it about you I guess. I mean both gender and your kid's knee
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were they in costume as Gandalf and Saruman? Or nah
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#hobbitday "I am in fact a hobbit" -- Tolkien's female characters are underdeveloped but the redemption arc in "The Scouring of the Shire" is Lobelia, jailed for attacking a Sharkey minion with her umbrella. "They've took some we miss more, but there's no denying she showed more spirit than most."
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A new favorite autumn food just dropped. My coworker makes the most adorable tiny individual pumpkin cheesecakes and I could eat a dozen, which sort of defeats making them tiny but is on brand for Hobbit Day
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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌻 Hobbit Day Give Away 🌻 Win a little handmade fridge magnet, shaped as cute Resident of the Shire diploma. 4” tall & 3” wide Rules 🔸 Follow this account 🔸 RT this post 🔸 Comment and tell be about you favourite autumn food Winner announced Sep. 28th. #hobbitday #tolkienweek #handmade #humanartist
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It remains the only coffer with a goose in a helmet. Sure, the Rakish Charmer's coffer had a very disgruntled cat in smol bean armor, but this one has a helmeted goose and that's unique
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Re "toxicity" scores for bsky accounts, which is something they do want to implement: so if I qrp a piece of art that popped up on my For You from a user I don't follow, and it's so good that I exclaim, "Look at this fucking brilliant art," my toxicity score goes up. What could go wrong
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is an inexpressible number of times funnier for Dead Heads who were always like "Bobby hired fuckin who now?"
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday! Headcanon for ROP!Tyelpe: Celebrimbor had a pet mouse as a child and that's why he notices Mr. Mouse in the first place
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amazing work! He looks a bit as if you used Sam Hazeldine for reference?
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Legend possibly? And if you're taking playlist suggestions, Cutting Crew "I Just Died In Your Arms."
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With regard to the Ed Sh**ran debacle:
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#tolkientrewsday theme: "City of Dreaming Spires" which of course was Matthew Arnold's phrasal invention for Oxford in "Thyrsis" - both an elegy and a heckin chonker of a poem, with an invented rhyme scheme. All very Tolkien. Out of context the phrase nods to Gondolin & to Tirion upon Tuna.
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#TolkienTrewsday - if we do not as a fandom IMMEDIATELY confront our racism/all the -isms problem then we are cooked, chat. We know what RoP antis say about Arondir and Disa, and we know what LOTRO players mean about Umbar and Harad not feeling "like Tolkien," and nobody is willing to talk about it.
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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A drawing of a crow standing in the rain. The caption reads, "It's okay to just muddle through right now. "Good enough" is, in fact, good enough."
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh! The shopping Valar smiled upon you this day!
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soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
don't read morgoth's ring cause you'll realize sauron is like the worst AuDHD traits cranked up to eleventy-thousand, the perfectionism and obsession with things he can't control, and you'll be like DAMN i can't believe i relate to sauron but at least he serves cunt? so that helps a bit
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Former Kanye West aide" are quite the words to have on your resume. Former lickspittle to the world's most famous nitrous fiend Nazi, then attempted White Savior of same. Also why tf does he look like Lowtax of Something Awful fame, rip in piss
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are two people who have a permanent seat at any TTRPG I ever run in my life. Both are on Bsky. September 1 is the birthday of one of them: @pronouncedlahra.bsky.social. I have a picture of child-Laura on my fridge and I feel like she'd be proud of the adult she became. I sure am.
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That ad makes a good point because I've known two people who got and stayed off heroin but not tobacco. It is that addictive and the journey back off it is rough
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like I was just thinking about people's soberversaries the other day, and I feel like this is the kind of thing our culture as a whole should make a far bigger deal about. Is it Joe Schmoe's seven-week plus two days and 11 hours anniversary today? Let the hugs and congrats issue forth
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Halloween is going to be piercingly sad for a lot of us but at least the art will still slap
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't with how beautiful this is. I guess all you need to know about me is that my high school yearbook quote was "Don't dream it, be it" -- this is a painting I can hear
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is so beautiful
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Idk, Labubus were making people act weird for a minute there /j
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rice, newspapers, squirt guns, lighters, toast, playing cards
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OK, so I had this discussion with two of the four Gandalf cosplayers I saw this weekend. What is the plural of Gandalf? a. Gandalf is also the plural, like moose/moose; b. Gandalfs, as here; c. Gandalves, because JRRT had to fight his publisher to get "elves" and particularly "dwarves"; or what?
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is why I hate this "cute trend." Like I'm glad for all the Bsky users who survived septic wounds inflicted by gerbils, but my gerbil incident was following advice to "give Doug another chance." Beside my champagne for when It Happens that all Americans have, there is another bottle
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Caroline Keep @ka83k.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Warning here. There's going to be plenty like me as a #CSA survivor myself or other women who have suffered violence. For who the answer here is ... a man. Whether from the abuse or the aftermath which can take decades of work to even function whilst living with If you're out there. Keep going 🙏
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My guess is it's any of the orc sound fx from Lord of the Rings Online, like the nonverbal one where they sort of go "WOOOH! Ooh ooh ooh," but you may want to ask @hoglorfen.bsky.social
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Quick, enter a rodeo! There's a calf-roping competition to be won
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It has a grander sound to it to US earbones, I think. Like you could have a "porch" on any sort of dwelling (even some of the fancier camping tents have what is effectively this) but a "veranda" implies that you are rich or wish you were
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey man, congrats on the sobriety!
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smol opposite borb @ladycrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Absolutely you should, that could be a great resource
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