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Lady Asabat

@ladyasabat.bsky.social
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Crazy cat lady, armed with sarcasm. Approach with tea.

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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's always good when you ask the mechanic if the car is safe to drive and he goes "It can't really get much worse outside of completely collapsing." Guess it's fine then.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Didn't realise this was an achievement. Oops. #SlaytheSpire2
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's nothing like playing a silly duck named after a goose to bring some whimsy in a bad depression spiral. It's hard to be sad when you imagine them wearing a pith helmet and waving pom poms made out of their own feathers and tinsel, or playing a kazoo of bamboo reeds.
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Dave Swanson @mictlantecuhtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rereading the Saint of Steel series by @tkingfisher.com and damn if this didn't catch me at the right moment. "Istvhan stirred. ‘You are not a failure, you know,’ he said, ‘simply because you can’t endure something unendurable.’'
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I look forward to future generations looking back on this era as the one where a man dressed as a bin usurped a politician, a lettuce outlived a prime minister and we measured inflation in Freddos and making it seem perfectly logical.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tiny Jupiter from @badvikinggames.bsky.social's Strange Antiquities arrived, featuring an ironically matching box of terrible cat jokes. He's a little top heavy, but very cute!
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I was left unsupervised at Wool Monty, it did not end well for my bank account.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fell off that there stream wagon whilst I dealt with some more Health Nonsense. Likely more of that bullshit in my future but I'm attempting to hold myself accountable until then. Behold, next week's schedule:
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The uncanny valley AI classroom shit in this year's Eurovision can just fuck right off please. You won me over with Parov Stelar, but now I want to vomit.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you're gonna fuck about making weird food, April Fools seems to be an appropriate day for it. I present: The Hot Cross Chicken Bunger.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've been arguing with my hair for Some Time and decided to order myself a different detangling brush because my Tangle Teezer just wasn't getting through the knots. Reader, I picked Good.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Some days are just sitting there crafting days. This is one of those days. I'm trying to focus on self-care and doing things that bring me joy, and watching the colours and patterns grow in this shawl definitely does that. Note: Not all of this was done today.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Introduced @whitefyre.bsky.social to @gingerhaze.bsky.social's Nimona tonight. Still so good, extra kick in the feels on the second watch through.
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a man and a girl are talking to each other and the girl is saying `` i 'm not a people '' .
ALT: a man and a girl are talking to each other and the girl is saying `` i 'm not a people '' .
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have been absolutely *terrible* for reading this year. But when I finally picked up a book to read last night, I read it cover to cover. My dreams were...interesting. If liminal horror in a taxidermy museum is your jam, I very much recommend @tkingfisher.com's "The Hollow Places"
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Finally got my claws on an @effinbirds.com mug for Christmas, as well as some t-shirts that voice my inside thoughts. Very chuffed!
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Turns out when you manage to get rid of some of the anxiety and stress that's been sitting on you like an unwanted sack of potatoes, it feels really nice to do some crafting...
The beginnings of a triangle knitted shawl in variegated purples, blues and greens, mostly garter stitch with one small section of lace mesh sits on a desk mat filled with eldritch alchemy symbols, appropriately and authentically stained.
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Jay Britton @jaybritton.com · 08/12/2025
Frostpunk 2 DLC lands later today! We recorded a LOT of new content for this so go forth and send the children back down the mines... Thanks as always to @11bitstudios.bsky.social for letting me embrace the snowlands once again! #VideoGame #voiceactor #frostpunk2
Poster for Frostpunk 2 DLC, Fractured Utopias. It shows a man in snow gear with block of ice slowly covering his image.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify Wrapped just calling me out like this... #ClairObscur #Expedition33Soundtrack #SpotifyWrapped
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I knew this year had been a good year for me on Twitch but holy heck. Not bad for an old lady with a dry sense of humour... #Twitchrecap
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Absolutely not using #Hallowstream to cover up my terrible impulse control for fabric buying...
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Got bored, made a pumpkin prototype.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Be Me. Finally get time to binge listen @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Get to Episode 14 and hear The Rain Road. Immediately filled with a mighty need to learn the song. Realise there's full SATB, accompaniments and lyrics on Patreon. Patreon refuses to load them. Cry for the second time.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
We got off to a great start to #Hallowstream2025 with a wee spot of Strange Horticulture. Take a gander at this week's schedule and see what else takes your fancy! tilt.fyi/NhXG7euugY
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I am still Not Well, and thus I took a nap on a stuffed chicken for 2 hours. As you do.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I am not a well bean from over-exerting massively during the weekend's catering. So to feel better I bought myself Halloween candles and a bin. Rock and roll life, right here.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ah yes, baking day. When the cry of "Where in the flying fuck has my rolling pin gone???" echoes throughout these lofty halls whilst the mixer whirs in the background.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Going live with some more Strange Horticulture. I'm sure everything's absolutely fine in Undermere and giving out powerful artifacts to dubious people will have NO consequences. At least there's Jupiter. www.twitch.tv/ladyasabat @iceberg-int.bsky.social @badvikinggames.bsky.social
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What Does This Antique Do? ~Strange Antiquities~
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Now live with Strange Antiquities! Come watch me pet cats, solve puzzles (badly) and live my best cozy, spooky life. www.twitch.tv/ladyasabat @badvikinggames.bsky.social #StrangeAntiquities
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What Does This Antique Do? ~Strange Antiquities~
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Going live with Strange Antiquities by @badvikinggames.bsky.social in just under 45 minutes! I have been looking forward to this game since its predecessor, and can't wait to get back to Undermere! #StrangeAntiquities #IndieGames #CozyGame #PuzzleGame
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Anyone else set an alarm for @octopus.energy's free electricity sessions? Just Me? Oh well.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm finishing the main story for @expedition33.bsky.social tomorrow and I am NOT ready. There is something to be said for a game I do not want to finish because I am enjoying it so much, but also NEED to know how it ends...
A short woman with white hair in a white frilled shirt and black skirt stands with her back to the camera.  She is standing in an abandoned yet opulent opera theatre looking toward the stage.  On it, the ghostly pale blue image of a young boy playing a spectral piano sits.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me: Sees a part-time job as a social media manager for a Really Cool Company come up. Also Me: Sees it is US locked. GORRAMNIT D:
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
There are many stressful things in this world, but today there is soup and cheese on toast, and that is good.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Went to visit the cat I'm sitting for this morning, and she's still not particularly keen on me as Substitute Human, but that didn't stop her sticking her face in my shoe.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I am such an adult, I have finally bought myself a new iron and table top ironing board. The fact that it is for my sewing projects and not my clothing is irrelevant.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I find it incredibly ironic that I spend so much time in Canva and Fedica doing design work and scheduling social media that I completely and totally forget to fill my own out. Not that my life is interesting mind, but it does have cats in it.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I appear to be in my knitting hyper fixation circle of crafting, which is fine but I'm supposed to be embroidering...
A triangle WIP knitting piece sits on a cluttered desk - purple fading through orange into yellow.  Messy lacework pattern is visible as well as a faint sparkle in the thread
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My tiny kobold Erin is about to wrestle a giant 4 times her size, and the group buffs her to their best abilities but subtle. "So, any spells Erin casts are fair game, right?" "Yeeeeees?" "Cool, I shake his hand, cast Haste and immediately end it. Then I'll attempt to judo flip him over my head."
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Of Dice and Dens Podcast 🇵🇸 @odndpod.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Day 2 of the #TTRPG #Meowrathon #charity #stream starts at 12p MT! First game is Goat Crashers by @gshowitt.bsky.social and hosted by @ladyasabat.bsky.social. It's always a wild time and donations can influence that game. All money goes to SimplyCats.org #dnd5e #kittens @rileysilverman.bsky.social
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Want to come watch chaos for Charitea? I'm joining the folks over at @odndpod.bsky.social for some catastrophically fun D&D! www.twitch.tv/dgomiller
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A Fistful of Fur with Geoff - Meowrathon 2025
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It's Crafternoon Tea day today, but it's ALSO next week's schedule day. Also known as the one day I remember Bluesky exists...
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"Hey Asabat, why don't you have a fancy schedule for your streams." Well I do now. Have at thee.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For those that say they never know when I'm going live, I present to thee my streaming schedule for the next three days. Why yes, that is more than I streamed in a whole month last year.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Craftmas XD
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
LARP catering + ear infection + cold weather and no thermoregulation does not make for a good combination...
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
It's only taken 6 years but I've finally been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and got a referral for Physio and OT 🙃
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
"You know how you were saying I have four states? Well if you keep fucking rustling I'm going to need duct tape, a bin bag and an alibi." (The other 3 states being: needing more tea/a nap/a holiday)
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Note to self: You are not 20 any more, staying up until 2am for three nights in a row whilst working all weekend *will* leave you feeling like underheated lasagne on Monday morning.
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
My RDRP character is on a road trip with her friend tonight, so I logged on this morning to make sure she was ready to go, thinking she wouldn't meet anyone. Immediately bumped in to two people as she was leaving the ranch she stayed at 😅
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Lady Asabat @ladyasabat.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Things I wasn't expecting to fall in love with: Red Dead Roleplay. I'm having far too much fun learning through my character how to play the game, and as much as I know it's luck, she's bumped into nothing but kindness and freely offered help. It's far too wholesome!
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