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Emma

@labsplaining.bsky.social
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professional lab rat | hobby artist | anxious bean She/Her. Married to @pseudochamp.bsky.social

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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday was the Mondayest of Mondays, and now Tuesday is starting with real "hold my beer" energy I would like to simply not, k thanks
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New music Friday! I have two new albums, and they are both REALLY GOOD, HIGHLY RECOMMEND: Everyone Gets Everything They Want (Tom Morello, released today) Manic Minor (Science Made Us Robots, released yesterday) Both are available via Bandcamp Go listen! 🎶😊
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a random small pile of shredded cheese on the floor outside of my office 🤨
A small pile of finely shredded cheese on a white and gray speckled linoleum tile floor. The cheese appears to be a cheddar jack or similar blend, with orange and white cheeses in the mix.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arrived at my office, did my usual routine of filling my kettle for coffee, and then realized that I didn't take my empty coffee canister home last night to refill it 😫 And I only have herbal (no caffeine) tea 😫😫😫
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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why has it suddenly become impossible to see what I'm typing in alt text? Seems the alt text entry box is hidden behind my phone's keyboard...I feel like this was an issue before & got fixed, but it's back? Mayor @joshuajfriedman.com any insight? (In the meantime, sorry for weird alt text typos!)
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I prefer my showers and baths to be just slightly cooler than the fires of hell, but have been suffering with lukewarm water in recent weeks for unknown reasons Techs finally found and fixed a setting on our tankless water heater that was severely limiting the output temp today Me, finally:
static.klipy.com
Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
Alt: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire gif
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at this perfectly proper gentleman with his perfectly folded paws 🎩🐱
Max, a brown tabby cat, sitting on. Black bag with his paws folded one on top of the other in front of him
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so sleepy, but that was completely worth it @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social in Milwaukee last night 🎸🤘
Tom Morello, wearing a black shirt and jeans, a black and red baseball cap, sunglasses, and a red bandanna tied around his neck, holds a black and red guitar and sings into a microphone while pointing out towards the audienceRoman Morello and Tom Morello play matching "Arm The Homeless" guitars - Roman's is pale pink, and Tom's is black - side by side on stageTom Morello holds his blue "Arm The Homeless" guitar and points out at the audience while standing in front of large black and white photos of Hannie Schaft and Truus and Freddie Oversteegen, three Dutch teenagers & resistance fighters who, during WWII, sabotaged bridges and railways used by the Nazis and carried out an unknown number of assassinations, including some in which they met Nazi soldiers at bars, then lured them into the woods under the pretext of being "escorted home", and then killed them (this is the subject of Morello's song "Date Night")Roman Morello rips through Ozzy Osbourne's "Mr. Crowley", while Tom Morello stands in front of a large photo of Ozzy with Randy Rhoads and points. Tom is clearly just beaming with pride at his kid, who is ridiculously good at this.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At a wine festival Found rings made out of old, upcycled silverware Couldn't decide which one to get, so obviously had to get both 😁
A fair-skinned white person's hand with two silver rings. One looks like a mermaid or fish tail, and the other is clearly a small fork. There's a card from the vendor's stand that says "Silver Ware by Darlene: up-cycling vintage silverware into wearable pieces of art"
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh, the eternal battle between "OOOH, CONCERT THIS WEEKEND" and "fuck I could really go for some chill no plans down time"
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gave away another copy of @zjayres.bsky.social 's Managing Your Mental Health During your PhD to a student (a chem major with potential interest in research) today as we chatted about grad school and the importance of mentorship & support structures Also ordered 2 more copies. Gotta be prepared ✊
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eepy kitten
Mays, a tabby and white cat, curled up on a plush pet bed, with her white paws under her head, and her nose tucked into her tail. Her eyes are mostly but not completely closed.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More fall comfort food: cabbage & noodles It's not super photogenic, but it is SO tasty. Especially with a gewurztraminer that tastes like crisp, sweet apples 🍎🍂🤤
A wide, shallow, white bowl with egg noodles, cubed ham, onions, and cabbage seasoned with garlic and cinnamon
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Introvert problems, work edition: Bought a new comfy chair for my office, and I *really* like it Immediately have multiple colleagues "threatening" to hang out in my office more to use said comfy chair Pondering returning the chair
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making one of my favorite comfort foods this Monday-Sunday: chicken paprikash 😍
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As we were leaving a store earlier, I held the door for two women behind us (as one does). They said thanks, then as I started to turn away, one of the women said "I need to say, your skin is just glowing" Y'all, as someone who has struggled with bad skin my whole life, this made my entire day 🥹
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lab tip: if you cut a hole in semi-split pipe insulation with a large cork borer, it works great for storing glass burets in drawers without chipping them 👍
A length of gray foam pipe insulation with a slit down the length, and a big hole cut a few inches from one end along the slit. It's laying on a lab bench next to a glass buret and a cork borer.A drawer full of glass burets. So far about half of them are wrapped in pipe insulation. The nylon or glass stopcocks poke out through the holes in the insulation.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit Matt Mercer is in K.Flay's new video (also love love love the new song!) 🐜🐜🐜
youtu.be
K.Flay - Ants (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KFlayVEVO
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Per Murphy's Law: If I walk to lunch somewhere off campus, the driver will call to say he's here with my gas cylinder delivery as soon as I place my food order, ensuring I can't easily get back on time to receive the delivery If I stay on campus, he will not call until after 3pm
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What I'd give to live the life of a well-loved house cat
Max, a big tabby cat, lounging on a yellow, black, gray, and white crocheted blanket on a brown leather recliner. He is laying on his stomach with one paw lazily stretched out in front of him. He looks quite content.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It would be super cool if I was allowed to delete desktop shortcuts from my work laptop without admin approval Like, I ASSURE YOU that I can find a web browser, media player, or photo viewer on here without a bunch of giant icons cluttering my workspace, THAT IS WHAT THE START MENU IS FOR 😒
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welcome to the first day of the fall semester! ALL OF THE PRINTERS IN THE BUILDING ARE OUT OF TONER, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice K. Flay The Iron Roses Red Hot Chili Peppers Aerosmith Deaf Children at Play I'm pretty sure that's actually it, other than a Doors cover band (Moonlight Drive!) my childhood bestie's parents took us to see a bunch of times 😆
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thanks all for the support 💛 That was more of a gut punch than I was expecting, but I was able to find & scan a dozen or so nice pics, including some of her playing piano/guitar & singing (things my uncle specifically hoped to find). Given how much she played, there are *surprisingly* few photos 😢
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Going through a bunch of old photo albums to find pictures for a memorial service that an uncle is planning for my mom is... let's go with "not a super relaxing Sunday evening activity"
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
YAY, now that our besties have seen it, I can finally post: WE BOUGHT AN EV 😊 Went with a used BMW i4 that recently came off lease with under 10k miles on it I've been driving it for a week-ish, and *I fucking love it so much*
A blue BMW i4 eDrive40. It's extremely sporty and cute and I love it.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moon
A hazy moon surrounded by scattered clouds
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I heard it was cheesecake day, so...
A smol cheesecake with blackberries and raspberries on a white plate at a candle-lit table
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me: ugh, too many chores, do not want 😭 Also me: scrubbed the shower, sinks, and toilets, cleaned the stove and vent hood (including the filters), swept the up- & downstairs floors, and cleaned most of the main floor windows I think I'm done with chores for this weekend 😅
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NYC/Northeast area friends - please help share and find a home for these two sweet kitties!
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So... I guess I didn't check to make sure the cabinet door was all the way closed when I grabbed some grocery bags and left to buy stuff for dinner... Also I'm pretty sure I know who took advantage of my mistake, MAYS 😒
An open white cabinet door, revealing bags of cat food inside. There is a pompom cat toy and a green reusable shopping bag on the floor. And there's also a very large box of cat treats spilled out onto the hardwood floor, with crumbs of treats suggesting that SOMEBODY HAD A SNACK.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have once again been listed as "Ms." by academic colleagues who really should know that I have a PhD, and I am quickly losing my patience with this shit
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sunset & farm fields
A setting sun behind a copse of trees in a farm field, as seen from a car windowThe sun again, but more red and more zoomed in. It is beginning to dip below the horizon behind some far-away trees.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Owwww, somebody please come fix my shoulder/back/neck. Or just replace them, that would be good, too 😖
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am once again annoyed with past-me for making an 8am car service appointment
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dinner: rosemary garlic focaccia, and also chicken chorizo, bean, and kale soup And also Max crashed out on my hoodie
A square loaf of garlic rosemary focaccia on a cutting board lined with parchment Sliced focaccia showing the rosemary and garlic pressed deep into divots in the bread

It's not as bubbly as I'd like a focaccia to be, but given that this was intended to be a whole wheat sourdough bread, but the dough was way too sticky and soft, so I made a game-time decision to turn it into focaccia instead...it wasn't bad?A bowl of soup with beans, sausage, and lacinato kaleA very sleepy tabby cat smooshed into a black hoodie on the seat of a brown leather recliner 

I'm not getting this hoodie back any time soon
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The intended use for the rosemary: SO SQUISHY (not for cats)
A pan of bubbly, squishy focaccia dough with garlic and rosemary pressed into it, almost ready to pop in the oven
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just caught my cat (Max) chewing on fresh rosemary that I picked from my garden to put in a focaccia, and MY DUDE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CAT REPELLENT, WTAF Cats, as always, being fucking weird little guys
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What's even more fun* than waking up at 5:30 on Saturday and not being able to fall asleep again? Waking up at 4:00 on Sunday and doing it all again! (* 😭😭😭)
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was awake much earlier than I wanted to be this morning, might need a nap later...
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OOOH, I just had a really good idea for a Halloween costume Gotta do some research to see if I can pull it off... But having a single creative thought in this shitshow of a year feels positive?
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love when the board makes nice patterns (getting it in 2 is also satisfying) Wordle 1,881 2/6* 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I would be getting a lot more done today if OneDrive would actually save the folder names I'm entering instead of forcing me to rename each folder a dozen times before the names stick
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Campus is starting to slowly rumble to life ahead of the fall semester Ngl, I could use at least another two months of summer (but without the oppressive heat, please and thank you)
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
IT was able to remotely add network printer access back to my machine, and I was able to print! Woohoo! Also got **EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS** on my eval Fuck yeah!
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NEATO. Running required updates on my work computer apparently deleted access to printing via the network printers. It's a good thing I don't need to print some documents for my performance evaluation meeting. Oh, wait...
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mmmmmmm cake 🍋🎂
A slice of three-layer lemon cake with cream cheese frosting on a white plate
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