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Emma

@labsplaining.bsky.social
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professional lab rat | hobby artist | anxious bean She/Her. Married to @pseudochamp.bsky.social

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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 1h
I mean clearly the problem is a lack of cheese
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, then it's definitely good to space them out!
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 1h
This seems incorrect and frankly unfair
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 1h
That works just as well! Went in for both flu & covid, and the pharmacist said I was also due for hepatitis B; it was covered and convenient, so I figured why not?
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sure my arm won't be sore and I won't spike a fever and everything will be fiiiiiine 😆
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 3h
I told them to just give me one of everything 😜
My upper arm, sporting three red Walgreens bandaids from their vaccine clinic, one with a wad of cotton jammed under it
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have -had- two all-metal claw clips for my hair that I *loved* and wore almost every day for years because I have a lot of hair, and they don't give me ponytail headaches The springs on both of them have broken within the last week 😭😭😭
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If this had been an option in my recent EV search, it would have been a serious contender. I test drove an IONIQ 6 and liked a lot of things about it ... But it's like a full foot too long to fit in my garage 😐 There are VERY FEW compact EVs with good range available in the US. It's ridiculous.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm adding a glow-in-the-dark blanket stitch to the edge of this cute Halloween throw I found Max is not much of a lap kitty, but he LOVES this blanket, so he's "helping" 🥰
A purple fleece throw blanket with black cats and moons and flowers, on my lap while I work on sewing a blanket stitch edge on it with white glow-in-the-dark yarn. Max, a tabby cat, is snuggled up on the blanket next to my hip.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just finished DCC book 8, so it's finally time to start this, which I hope/am sure will be both an absolute delight and also creepy as fuck. What a great way to start spooky season 😈
A signed copy of Chuck Wendig's book, The Calamities. The inscription reads "Emma - Hail Agares!"
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went out to dinner with friends Walked home barefoot bc I made poor footwear decisions Worth it 🤷
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perhaps ironically, a big part of why people were annoying me this week is because they DON'T read basic instructions, so... Seems fitting
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah... Fortunately it's mostly like the bottom edges of the books. Doing my best to dry and flatten them 😢
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh but hey, behind the cookbooks I found a box of k-cups with a best-by date of Aug 2014 I should probably take these to work and give them to the people who were annoying me this week, yes?
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It has been a long and stressful/annoying week at work So of course today started with my coffee maker not filling the pot correctly, and overflowing coffee and grounds down the front of the cabinets, under the microwave, and into every cookbook I own Would like to go back to bed & just stay there
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday was the Mondayest of Mondays, and now Tuesday is starting with real "hold my beer" energy I would like to simply not, k thanks
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whaaaa? Lies and slander!! I take it you have not listened to The Nightwatchman albums then 😅
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am a brain scientist, and it also gets stuck in my head frequently, so... 😆
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMG tiny cheese 😍
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also I've clearly found my people on this site 😊
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I *LOVE* this song so much
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the thing. He does all of the genres and I love it so much. You want an album that has a collab with Chris Stapleton AND also some dubstep? He's got that....
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm more familiar with this one with Gary Clark Jr, but I like the very different feel of the one you posted a lot
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Tom Morello - Where It's At Ain't What It Is (ft. Gary Clark Jr & Nico Stadi) [Official Lyric Video]
YouTube video by Tom Morello
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not sure I've heard this one, but I'm adding it to my collection now. That's fantastic.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun story about Science Made Us Robots: I discovered them because they followed me on Instagram for my drawings. Anyway, they're very cool and nice, and their music is good. If you like 90s punk similar to Green Day, you will probably like their music. You should go listen to them.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I listened through on my way to work this morning, and I love it. It has great collaborations with Beartooth, KNEECAP, Serj Tankian, but also lots of rock with Tom Morello on vocals, and the political messages you'd expect. Also Roman Morello is a force to be reckoned with on the guitar 🔥🔥🔥
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New music Friday! I have two new albums, and they are both REALLY GOOD, HIGHLY RECOMMEND: Everyone Gets Everything They Want (Tom Morello, released today) Manic Minor (Science Made Us Robots, released yesterday) Both are available via Bandcamp Go listen! 🎶😊
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thundercat is a f'n wizard. Saw him open for Red Hot Chili Peppers a few years ago, and seeing him AND Flea in the same show? Yeah 🤯😍
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol, it's kind of like floor cheesecake 😆
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😂 Dangit, I was considering it. But you're probably right.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a random small pile of shredded cheese on the floor outside of my office 🤨
A small pile of finely shredded cheese on a white and gray speckled linoleum tile floor. The cheese appears to be a cheddar jack or similar blend, with orange and white cheeses in the mix.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's not great, Ken I'm going to have to survive the day on only music and spite
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arrived at my office, did my usual routine of filling my kettle for coffee, and then realized that I didn't take my empty coffee canister home last night to refill it 😫 And I only have herbal (no caffeine) tea 😫😫😫
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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tiki is a perfect girl 🥰
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Interesting! This is working right now when I try it, but when I clicked and scrolled and tried to move the alt text box up yesterday it didn't seem like I could - it kept snapping back behind my keyboard 🤔
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you!
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Build version: 1.132.0.1537; Bundle info: 882741c (prod); Bundle date: 26090920; Platform: android; Platform version: 37
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm on a pixel phone (so Android) I haven't been posting pictures much, so I've only noticed this in the last couple of days, but I literally cannot see what I'm typing unless I minimize the keyboard.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why has it suddenly become impossible to see what I'm typing in alt text? Seems the alt text entry box is hidden behind my phone's keyboard...I feel like this was an issue before & got fixed, but it's back? Mayor @joshuajfriedman.com any insight? (In the meantime, sorry for weird alt text typos!)
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He very loudly screams* about that at least twice a day 😂 (* Max doesn't actually scream, he very lightly squeaks; it is extremely funny coming from such a lorge cat, but it is ALWAYS rewarded with many snuggles and scritches)
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I prefer my showers and baths to be just slightly cooler than the fires of hell, but have been suffering with lukewarm water in recent weeks for unknown reasons Techs finally found and fixed a setting on our tankless water heater that was severely limiting the output temp today Me, finally:
static.klipy.com
Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
Alt: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire gif
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He has airplane ears, but only because he sat on a bag that has a car charging cable in it and he realized it's not actually comfy As long as you pat his head and tell him he's a very good boy, his reviews will be all purrs and snuggles
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at this perfectly proper gentleman with his perfectly folded paws 🎩🐱
Max, a brown tabby cat, sitting on. Black bag with his paws folded one on top of the other in front of him
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, I read a little bit about it after I saw this, and it seems deeply scammy
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so sleepy, but that was completely worth it @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social in Milwaukee last night 🎸🤘
Tom Morello, wearing a black shirt and jeans, a black and red baseball cap, sunglasses, and a red bandanna tied around his neck, holds a black and red guitar and sings into a microphone while pointing out towards the audienceRoman Morello and Tom Morello play matching "Arm The Homeless" guitars - Roman's is pale pink, and Tom's is black - side by side on stageTom Morello holds his blue "Arm The Homeless" guitar and points out at the audience while standing in front of large black and white photos of Hannie Schaft and Truus and Freddie Oversteegen, three Dutch teenagers & resistance fighters who, during WWII, sabotaged bridges and railways used by the Nazis and carried out an unknown number of assassinations, including some in which they met Nazi soldiers at bars, then lured them into the woods under the pretext of being "escorted home", and then killed them (this is the subject of Morello's song "Date Night")Roman Morello rips through Ozzy Osbourne's "Mr. Crowley", while Tom Morello stands in front of a large photo of Ozzy with Randy Rhoads and points. Tom is clearly just beaming with pride at his kid, who is ridiculously good at this.
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no, I don't like this (but still glad you didn't hit your head)! I whacked my tailbone pretty hard sledding when I was in high school and it still sometimes hurts, so very much wishing you a speedy recovery without long-term consequences 😬
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Emma @labsplaining.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What in the..??
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