Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 17hBut let’s not be rude to Roberts at his special vacation home 060
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 17hShould’ve left more kids behind in the 90’s and early 2000’s, would’ve killed off the MAHA movement 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 23hNow hang on, if only Kamala Harris campaigned with the ghost of Ronald Reagan, they might have gotten his vote 030
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 23hEvery Democrat fears a hypothetical 72 year old crusty racist from bum-fuck PA going on Fox News and complaining that the far left “made eggs more expensive because they’re letting children fuck chickens in schools” or whatever 150
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I wish I could watch the Leftovers again for the first time. The last season was a goddamn 10/10. They stuck the landing 0100
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone made a post on Tumblr a while ago saying that their dad ran a chain of grocery stores and could’ve gotten mega rich but that would’ve required cutting employees healthcare, stiffing suppliers etc. He’d have to become an asshole. I think you have to be insane to become a billionaire 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s the same personality trait that allows these people to forgo real human connections and chase money instead 120
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m not an idiot, I can’t hold off even one gorilla. A spider monkey….thats a different story 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Lauren, how long could survive inside a whale? I could probably make it 6-8 hours 140
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Denny, they’re calling you “the most washed man alive” out on the streets 130
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Things I’ve said to my wife this weekend: I just need like an hour of no one making a single sound 030
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is me except with my 3 year old child standing next to my face, grabbing my ears and softly chanting “earrings, earrings earrings” 020
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would’ve pounded like 5 dogs immediately after the marathon 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026God is watching, how many hot dogs did you eat during your trip? 100
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026She gonna get 4% in Iowa and finish 7th and drop out 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Did you ever figure out which US Senator has a Prince Albert? Me and @hulcricket.bsky.social are eagerly awaiting your response 110
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can Ward has the least juice of all juiceless QBs in recent memory 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He’s really filibustering about congressional penis on a Monday morning 020
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This brought up a question in my mind, statistically there has to be at least one person with a Prince Albert in Congress right? And why is the person that comes to mind for me Chuck Grassley? I think @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social would be of great help with his wisdom at 7:45 am 220
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Adam Schiff get a Prince Albert and start throwing subpoenas around challenge 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“You’re absolutely right to DoorDash five straight meals to your apartment today. It shows great support of local small businesses and does NOT indicate that you are washed” 120
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m scared to look at that message board. Last time I looked a couple years ago, I definitely saw someone doing a conspiracy to commit interstate crimes 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ve done a couple as a real estate attorney back in the day and it’s an enormous pain in the ass. 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah, that’s why we’re gonna have to do a 1031 exchange when we sell our rental 100
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I misread the burritos as cigarettes (due to the picture) and I was like “hell yeah, cookbook is going Balkan” 170
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Maybe we can all vote on what cartoon character phallus he will send next 050
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sorry, the sandwich artist at my Subway switched my chipotle mayo with yellow mustard. I got a little heated, I’ll admit it 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ll bring the jalapeño poppers (my meemaw’s recipe) 020
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is actually hard but I suppose if you never hang out with them or interact with them on a personal level like that asshat, it’s probably pretty easy 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I refuse to believe any of this stuff is real. They can’t all be this dumb. This has to be a bit for the porn Hitler machine 0170
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hell yeah little buddy. Give him the goddamn treat, treb. Don’t be a Scrooge 110
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comHugh Neutron: We All Make Mistakes JimboAlt: Hugh Neutron: We All Make Mistakes Jimbo 030
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You’re gonna need to shelve run training and start running sprints and get your lay ups going 000
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’d rather my son waggle his club longer than Brian Harman before a tee shot than know who Andrew Tate is 010
Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t know much about Indian politics, is Modi like actually cooked or like “can’t wait to see Donny wriggle out of this jam” cooked? 000
