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Uncle Tifa

@labboypro.bsky.social
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Rage against the doohickey.

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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 4h
Then you'll just have to make your time.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 6h
I think you're on to something
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 9h
Doesn't the US technically have to decimate Iran 10 times before they are done in? Or, does it operate like exponential decay, which would take 88 'decimations' to approach zero?
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 9h
Will this be a new war (War Powers Act time limit rules), a new not-war, or continuation of current not-war?
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 9h
Just thinking about this gets my member elect.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 10h
Shitbox leaks, OK.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 10h
Fox News is now just the 700 Club www.foxnews.com/video/639093...
foxnews.com
Gabe Poirot says he 'met Jesus' during an 18-day coma | Fox News Video
Gabe Poirot, a young American who survived a life-threatening skateboarding accident, discusses his faith and recounts his 18 days in a coma on ‘Saturday in America.’
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 10h
Or artificial sycophancy.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 15h
So thirsty
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 15h
Get ready for $30 per cup coffee.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here, 'super' is short for superintendent, referring to an accomplice to the fraud.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm going all in on fidget spinner futures! To the moon!
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe they should get a room.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's definitely something I'd like to see on a cadaver.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently banking laws prohibit sexually abusing children.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm still holding out for the 'big apology.'
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Manufacturers are gonna get vindictive on us for this simple request.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's iced coffee at an interview and then there's a giant ass Big Gulp at CPAC.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uh, oh. Migration!
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched with my daughter, who was about your age. We had to turn on pretty much every light in the house for the rest of the night.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One promising sign to trump's late game rally campaigning bullshit and his "everybody gets $5000" con is it probably means he's not confident he can rig/overturn the results with goon squads and legal trickery.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's a lot of knives to be putting in a blazer pocket.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Azathoth, please stop.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe the US mistook them for Caribbean "narco terrorists."
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hitler might have kept Brauchitsch on if he'd only been a little bit more charismatic.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same grades in school.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dunning and Kruger nod silently to one another.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, the crook did say he was not a crook, so...
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"He thinks you are stupid."
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Attn people who want to play tennis at night: Lights. Same as everybody else who wants to do things at night that require seeing.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's been turning the clock back twice a year for so long it's 1978 in his added brain.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hold my beer
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just made a $100 copay on a single medical bill.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This asshole is near the top of my 'Just Fucking Go Away Already' list.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, @democrats.org Make this an ad!
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has not happened. Ever.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes we do because you already told us about this a few weeks ago. Oh, and also second grade.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, he's definitely given you the donation if you're already planning to roll back 'the nitrogen oxide regulation.'
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eighth Amendment is apparently "woke."
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The recipe is... Mon: read chapter Tues: worksheet Wed: film strip Thur: review at end of chapter Fri: chapter test This, I learned from Coach Whatshisname
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who knew food would turn out to be an inelastic good?
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody get Maxine Waters on the phone.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"They're going to police themselves. It's going to work out very well." www.cnn.com/2026/09/24/u...
cnn.com
More than 167,000 pounds of meat with false inspection labels recalled nationwide | CNN
More than 167,000 pounds of meat are being recalled across the United States after being produced without proper federal inspection, according to the United States Department of Agriculture.
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tyrone Biggums energy
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Less the vasodilation
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Long game is really long
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course. Checked bags are limited to 50#
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Uncle Tifa @labboypro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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