Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@jevbot.bsky.social Would you suck every gorilla’s dick to save humanity? 1331
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@jm539581.bsky.social they drew a dick and balls on the Tennessee/Auburn broadcast 011
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We should get rid of pass interference. Make WRs work for something for once in their life. 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026🥵🥵🥵youtu.beSuperlogical Pre-Alpha DemoYouTube video by Mitchell Hashimoto 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Had a dream a big spider crawled into my pants while I was watching a musical and I had to smash it with my butt while remaining nice and quiet. It looked like a jet black hot dog with legs. 000
Reposted by Laamanoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Please save my little rats! 15621
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Watermelon and flaky salt prove that god is real and she loves us 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You can roast chicken thighs on a bed of potatoes, carrots, and onions. It’s totally legal. 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I like when the encoding specification doesn’t match the implementation. That’s really cool and fun. 000
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani. I am not gayer than Keir Starmer. I am not gayer than the Rizzler. I am not gayer than Kamala Harris. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am. 8536141
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Balatro is better than Casino. 12462122
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I hope DataRepublican was able to get a new laptop before hardware prices started going crazy 000
Reposted by Laamandwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026[0008116] Lesbian Dwarf Arrives As Migrant 0224
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Interrupting the playoffs for this stupid dinner man come on 000
Reposted by LaamanUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned. 131274397
Reposted by LaamanThomas Lin Pedersen @thomasp85.com · 20/04/2026I am excited beyond description to lift the veil on what we have been working on in 2026: Please meet ggsql! A new extension of the SQL language for creating visualisations using the grammar of graphics. Read all about it in the blog post or visit the website at ggsql.orgopensource.posit.coggsql: A grammar of graphics for SQLIntroducing ggsql, a grammar of graphics for SQL that lets you describe visualizations directly inside SQL queries. 1338886
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026MLB Transaction bot working overtime on Jackie Robinson day 000
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Okay I looked it up. “Chapo Trap House” is a bigoted slur against incel folks. 534468
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Integrity blackout period started. Get your astronaut hate out while you can. 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I suggest watching Summoning Salt’s new video and lying down to sleep. The sun will rise tomorrow and you will feel like a new creature. 000
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I don't think Episcopalians should vote Republican. I think when they do it they're reinforcing child abuse. 611732
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026You’re allowed to implement a loop as a recursive CTE. Just do it. No one can stop you. 000
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Fellas, is it sick to lie to children? 0428
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Can’t double click a parquet file to open in excel but at least notepad.exe has a copilot button 000
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I’m too dumb to beat Balatro gold stake. I can accept that. 010
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem 214031
Reposted by Laamandeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Goddamn, but I'm tired of living like this. 012036
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Can we normalize ThinkPad laptops? 052
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026You’re telling me I’m supposed to watch this game on the network that refused to air Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil? 020
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Come at me bro. I’m in the haunted Bass Pro pyramid. 001
Reposted by Laamandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes principals 17010
Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026They’re playing Banjo Kazooie music on the Ravens/Steelers broadcast 000
