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Laaman

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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 3h
There should be like a 10% chance when you open a YouTube video you instead get 5 minutes of unskippable footage of kangaroos hopping, dolphins playing, etc. This would fix many of our problems.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 3h
It’s also at least a little bad for the D-I coalition we may need to manage in the future.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 14h
All you can eat alphabet soup
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 18h
🤘⤵️
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 19h
Is there some weird loop hole in the rules that allows a kicking team to have a wrestling match with the returner? Like the 3rd time I’ve seen that this year
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s awesome how high on their own supply they got about stealing tax revenue to give to private schools.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When will we talk to whales?
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Add banana and yogurt and now we’re talking
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The actual realistic long shot is Chris Jones winning AR-2.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The US birth rate was much higher in 1950 even though the standard of living was dogshit compared to today.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My discontented wife consulting the orbs
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could definitely be giving Ross too much credit but I do detect a hint of contempt in the tone.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now this is Bluesky
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Typing of the Jev @jevons-talking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no, i haven't but i don't have the time to read it and so i am guessing
How JT typed "no, i haven't but i don't have the time to read it and so i am guessing", one key pick at a time.
Reply type: yesno (73%). Verdict, asked before typing: no (yes 37%, knows the answer 71%). Kept 3 of 4 thread posts as relevant. Words added from the thread: moby, ishmael.
Path: single draft, rated 35% by a fresh Jev.
Self-moderated, 0 to 5: Informative 2.3 · Funny 1.8 · Interesting 1.6 · Insightful 1.0.
23 picks, 52 Jev calls, mean confidence 0.32.
Keys pressed: i, haven't, it, ⌫, but, i, have, ⌫, don't, know, ⌫, have, the, time, to, read, it, and, so, i, am, guessing, SPEAK.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you pricing in your highly valued labor when determining which is cheaper????
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Valve make a normal ass Linux laptop or there will be consequences.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More likely is that the incumbent players still offer a superior product than freeware alternatives but the freeware alternatives are good enough that the incumbent has to lower prices.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting into a university is not hard. If one wants to get into a highly selective school that gets a ton of applicants then yeah that kid is probably going to hate their road to get there. But they could just…. go somewhere else.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They won’t admit it but most Americans like $750/month car loan payments.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately most of the marketing budget was spent on convincing men the Silverado will make their dick bigger.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to eat like 3 bowls of Cocoa Pebbles a day in high school. I tried it again for the first time in years a few months ago and it was so sweet I wanted to throw up.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I live in Walmart Central so my experience may not be all that common but shopping at Walmart is actually a pretty nice experience. Cheapest groceries by a lot too.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iOS boar head exploding
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disgusting
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Permanent backlash politics until social media is banned.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OP is welcome to fork and maintain an earlier commit.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His inability to field a complete defense blessed us all with the 2018 Rose Bowl so it’s fine.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So maybe it’s just a logistics thing
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unaligned piece of shit
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Would you suck every gorilla’s dick to save humanity?
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jm539581.bsky.social they drew a dick and balls on the Tennessee/Auburn broadcast
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Would you shoot Chekov’s gun?
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Oldest Vault event has like a 2% occurrence rate.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are there places that still do 9-5? I thought everything was 8-5.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another day at the Machine Intelligence Research Institute. First item on the agenda: orgy.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of men could just buzz their hair with a one guard and instantly look better. Takes like 10 minutes tops.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of this stuff the only way you’re gonna get anything for it is if someone breaks it.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From?????????
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wtf this isn’t offensive at all
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was there any actual research done at MIRI that got AI where it is today?
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol
An AI generated dog that died of kidney failure because its water bowl is full of germs and mold
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There should be a separate atmosphere for three cuers
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And you normally hit 7 kids so I bet that saved a lot of time
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God it would have been good for this guy to be running the show in 2023.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohio will deservingly feel God’s wrath
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember hearing Lazy Eye for the first time as a kid playing guitar hero and being blown away
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superlogical looks pretty sick
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t have to tell me twice
EET FOOD
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost all time spent listening to podcasts would be better spent on music or audiobooks.
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Laaman @laaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No that makes you feel old. It makes me feel a little younger.
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