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L4UREN

@l4uren.bsky.social
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So glad to be here. I’m here to enjoy all the funny, smart, and interesting observations that y’all make! And maybe make some of my own. Excuse me while I hit “follow” with abandon.

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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Martian Muppets. Furry and bug-eyed, one is blue and the other pink. They say yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh. Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just texted my estranged (but very liberal) SIL in TX to remind her to check her voter registration. If I can do it, you can too! goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It doesn’t taste like a cloaca whatever it is
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
E/R TV Series 1984-1985
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I want this man arrested.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
an absolutely monumental achievement! A massive congratulations to her for breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, and proving that determination knows no bounds. Becoming the world's first practicing lawyer with Down syndrome after 5 years of hard work at the Universidad Autónoma de Zacatecas
MY DAUGHTER WITH DOWN SYNDROME JUST BECAME THE WORLD'S FIRST PRACTICING LAWYER AFTER FIVE YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL. TELL HER CONGRATULATIONS
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 06/02/2026
Michelle Obama, exactly as she is. Beautiful, graceful, intelligent, and strong woman. Joy is resistance. Grace is power. #SheShed
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”
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Fated Mates @fatedmates.net · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara spent her life injecting joy and magic into the world at every turn. We must all make a concerted effort to follow her example.
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Mitch & Mickey "When You're Next To Me"
YouTube video by Rich Mullinax
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Canadaforever @beckiesch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is perfect
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So simple!
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What if every country got together and developed a schedule; every few days, a different country invites the esteemed Pres T to a ceremony wherein they bestow upon him a “Very Prestigious Award.” This would keep him occupied and properly fluffed, thereby reducing his propensity to do constant harm.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I don't actually think he wrote this. The sentiment is surely his, but the complexity of these sentences is beyond his capability.
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jeremy ꩜ @nothingistrue.net · 11/12/2025
Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )? #ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!! We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!! #theremin #switzerland
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Travis & Taylor should have a wedding ceremony, maybe become each others' medical proxy or whateverits called, but not legally get married. That's my completely unsolicited and uninformed legal advice.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Game on.
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Tilly Norwood's ex @bogyankee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Just for the record: she's "on the internet" but in fact she showed up at an event IRL and spoke truth to power. In a deep red state.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Can we get some prominent democrats to make statements asking Mr. Trump to please not release the Epstein File. Like, can they act all nervous and skittish and thank Trump for protecting such sensitive content? I feel like that would be hilarious.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Why hasn’t Trump ordered a fake Epstein report to be generated and released? Seems like a win/win. Tell ChatGPT to say it was Soros the Clintons and the Obamas? The base would love it. Problem solved. I can’t believe he hasn’t, honestly.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Anyone have any favorite 'go to' #WeightWatchers meals to share? I'm looking for inspiration. Here's one I like: 1/2 cup rolled oats 1 scoop vanilla protein powder 1 cup unsweetened almond milk Mix those all together. Top with your choice if fruit (I do strawberries, banana, blueberries).
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Congratulations to Canada. I'm happy and relieved for them! 🇨🇦🍁🥌🦫🥅🏒
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Maybe Joe Biden should have eliminated the DOE by EO on his way out the door, so that Trump would be enthusiasticly re-instating it now.
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Thoughtthingy @thoughtthingy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
PLEASE share this! youtu.be/O4CRk0J7ZPo?...
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From One Farmer to Another
YouTube video by The Back Forty
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think half the reason he did that salute is because he's a Nazi and the other half is because he wants to sue any publications that call it a Nazi salute into oblivion.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I bet they are using the cold as an excuse. I bet the projected crowds were set to be even smaller than last time. Moving it indoors takes care of that optics problem.
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WutTheWut😵‍💫 RBroeck🗳️💙 @wutthewut.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
In Trump’s mind he is the controller of this side of the world, and Putin the other side.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When he was named PotY in 2016, it was arguably an ominously lit picture and some thought the M was intentionally placed to look like devils horns on his head. This year, the photo composition is much more flattering to him. He meets the criteria, fair enough. But I wish they’d used his mug shot.
TIME magazine cover in 2016 when Trump was person of the year. It’s darkly lit, has an ominous make-up. Seems kinda 1940s-esq in its styling.TIME cover in 2024, it brightly lit and flattering to Trump. The composition signals hope and light, which is total bullshit.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Anecdotal, but: I used to listen to a ton of political podcasts. But since the election, I’ve stopped cold turkey. I thought I’d eventually resume, but I don’t think I will. I can’t be the only one. I wonder if the ratings bump they were chasing via Trump will be a bust.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 11/11/2024
Bluesky, Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I stopped doing the NYT games during the strike, which was a little hard because I did them every day and enjoyed them. And now that we can do them again, I’ve not gotten back into it. It’s weird. Like I accidentally quit a habit that I didn’t really want to quit.
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I Smoked Kirkmas @dknight10k.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Let's just make Democrat and Republican bathrooms and see which one women choose
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
MTG threatening her colleagues with blackmail perfectly illustrates why you don’t want compromised people in positions of power. But, since compromised people ARE in positions of power, why aren’t Dems also blackmailing them? Vote against 47 or we’ll spill the tea on all you crooks and rapists.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Did Mike Tyson turn off Evander Holyfield’s ear buds?
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’ve never watched a boxing match in my life, and I’m not really a fan of Mike Tyson, given some of the things I’ve heard about him over the years. That said, I would LOVE to see him flatten Jake Paul. I think I’ll tune in.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I was lucky enough to see Guster last night at a private event. Love them!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/09/2024
straight up yoinking that shit
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Happy Fruit Fly Season to all who celebrate. Time to set the traps (that don’t even really work). 🙄🪰
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Sara Chatfield @poliscisara.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
New yard sign just dropped!
Pink Barbie theme yard sign says Madam President and Tim! Harris Walz 2024
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takethepith.bsky.social @takethepith.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Big guys, with tears in their eyes
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 19/08/2024
A small story for you, Bluesky, in my occasional series of Things that Happen in London. So my daughter (just turned 17) and two friends were on a late train the other night. Also present: an exceedingly drunk lady returning from Taylor Swift, snoozing in the opposite seat. /1
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943. Only one cat has ever received the award. This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25
a slightly grumpy looking tuxedo kitty, lounging in a wood tray filled with straw, with a medal round his neck.
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📎𝑹𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒆 🌹💙🐾 @roxierose2.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Everything is striking me as funny today.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Harris should agree to the Fox debate, but only if she can bring the audience from the NABJ event last week. They were blatantly, loudly laughing AT him and he couldn’t stand it. Mockery of his abject absurdity is the key.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Kamala’s messaging and outreach is already SO much more energizing and relatable than any I can remember. Night and day! It’s so refreshing and engaging and exciting, you know? And more “with the times” too. I’m really psyched. I hope we don’t f*ck this up, America.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
I am “playing” Rainbow 6 Siege right now because my son had to leave and if you quit mid-game, you get banned for some time and we can’t have that! So I’m just standing in some boat or something, pressing buttons. Back in my day, we had a pause button and you couldn’t save your game! *shakes fist*
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
About 1 hour into a 5 hour car ride, my son’s friend projectile vomited all over the back seat. We were completely unprepared- not even a napkin! The kindness of two travelers at a weigh station, giving us paper towels and trash bags saved us. Sending thanks out into the universe for kind strangers.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
I’m disappointed to learn that Pat Sajak is a MAGA, because he was my first celebrity crush back when I was a kid in the 80s. I think that’s hilarious regardless of his politics. Maybe more so.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Pride manicure! 💅
My left hand with pride manicure. Fingernails each painted a different color to make a rainbow. Thumb is dark pink, pointer is peach, middle is green, ring is blue and pinky is purple. I’m wearing a thin platinum wedding ring on my ring finger.
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L4UREN @l4uren.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Aurora borealis as seen from northern #Vermont.
Photo of the Northern Lights, pink and purple streaks in a night sky, with some trees in the foreground. A few stars are also visible.The northern lights visible in the night sky, as seen from northern Vermont.Aurora borealis, with pink and purple streaks across a nighttime sky, with some faint stars visible too.
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