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Kyuschi the globster

@kyunoodle.bsky.social
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She/they transgirl, demisexual, globster, water noodle. I am the silly, into planes, strategy and/or milsim type games, random doodles, and just kinda chilling "I'm just here to light fires and cause chaos mostly" - me, in a random vc, 2026

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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whatever happened to all the aggressively nautical Horatio Hornblower type sci-fi?
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chihuahua thing
Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
worm
worm-like winged fantasy creature with a black upper surface and a tan underside with blue, yellow, and red speckles
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The Cryptid In Your Walls @plaguedoctorsara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wendigo gock
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Call me woke, but I believe women should have the chance to be dressed in a torn and bloodstained dress uniform, a battle-ready firearm bucking against their shoulder, as they attempt to fend off the force that sneak attacked their unit during a parade demonstration.
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A fullbody of the noodle in original ss13/14 form rather than feral form for once lol She may be about to die in the vacuum of space.
Purple Lizardfolk in an ss14 janitor outfit floating thru space like a dingus
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Rose 🌹 🏳️‍⚧️ @mitchpitchfork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Comission of Skye_of_Stars's Updated Sona, for stream. #Shork_time Paid for by @plaguedoctorsara.bsky.social
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love the default control schemes of old (primarily dos) games. A great combination of actually sort of intuitive logical binds that combine together to make an utterly insane overall layout.
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Skaifox @skaifox.com · 14/08/2026
Game developers, a kind request: I know you want a fancy cutscene to play when your game boots, and that's cool and stuff but PLEASE, let players configure settings before that! Watching cutscenes with blasting volume and the wrong resolution is NOT a good first impression, I assure you.
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Crisis @crisis-stuff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
silly goober !! @hithron.bsky.social
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pals, you won't believe what my answer is on this one.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Kyleberry 🏳️‍⚧️ @scaryberry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
can't get over my bitterness for whatever arbitrary reason we chose and maintained a "pause button = skip cutscene" standard that sucks and should be engineered away
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Submitting my CV to the Post-Apocalyptic Gender Weirdo Commune for the role of "Bathtub Hormone Synthesizer"
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Unbroken_Trash @lewdsunbroken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The local wendigo demands headpats! Art for @plaguedoctorsara.bsky.social
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 26/07/2026
trying to make plans with the group chat but everyone is trans
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 25/07/2026
under the stars ✨
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never Learned - Gator Days
Never Learned - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

August is working on something at his computer when Gustopher comes in with a problem.

Gustopher: Dad! The remote isn't working!

August: Change the batteries.

Panel 2

Gustopher: I don't know how to do that.

August is surprised. 

August: Really? How have you never learned how to-

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August suddenly stares off into the distance. This could be for a number of reasons. Perhaps he has realized that he's the one who is supposed to show Gustopher how to do these sorts of things. Maybe it's because the prevalence of rechargeable electronics is making the changing of batteries a practice that's slowly going away and August is feeling the pressure of the inevitable passage of time. It could be that he has indigestion. I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. Did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I wish I could give them to you. I personally feel that I'm losing all control of my life and I could use some answers too. I'm sorry, all this rambling feels passive aggressive on my end. We all have problems and worries. Anyway, I've completely lost track of what's going on in this comic.

Panel 4

August has a battery in hand and is showing Gustopher how to swap batteries.

August: So there's a positive and a negative end.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think we’ve kinda reached a point where “you remade the game in unreal” even if done well is not seen as implicitly a good thing particularly if how that game looked was load bearing to the experience.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/07/2026
"the graphics have caught up with our imagination" is intended as a compliment but is inadvertently damning of the whole project. Yeah, the imagination of Halo no longer exceeds a high-resolution tree. Cool.
The original Halo presented an alluring and mysterious setting that combined alien ruins with Pacific Northwest-inspired natural grandeur, but the level of detail back then simply hadn't yet caught up with the imagination. That's resolved here, with a gorgeous visual update that makes the whole campaign pop with excitement.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The duality of liking the mech pilot fantasy but being autistic enough abt military hardware to know 90% of mech designs would be useless on an actual battlefield 😔
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Personality fitting doodle for @plaguedoctorsara.bsky.social I did today :3
Doodle of Sara's wendigo as the "yippee sitting in a room covered in blood" meme image
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Canadian mood for the past week or so
Doodle of a purple sea creature. She is very much on fire.
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 20/07/2026
Droste effect comic where a guy goes "i just found out the origin of the waiw meme is actually about someone helping M8NORS get HRT"

Same girl as the original goes waow (based based)
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The duality of wanting to learn more video editing but not really wanting to make contect that actually requires a higher level of editing lol
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The hardest part of being trans is that I have to get good at wargaming. GUYS. PALS. I SUCK SO BAD. I DON'T WANNA MAKE US ALL LOOK LIKE SCRUBS.
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breadbug @breadbug.standingintheodds.com · 16/07/2026
god vibe coding is such a plague
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
something about TADC is that it's a "weird show" - but the weirdness is entirely explicable and, most importantly, demonstrate character. Usually Cain's character and personality, which is extremely important, but also other character's too.
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Piracy is nessecary for media preservation, i still have the disk for a game from my childhood right next to me but i don't have a functional disk drive to play it.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In Canada, cum is sold in bags.
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is a form of maladaptive play that has been inculcated by a culture of the extremely punishing, fiddly mechanics of D&D which has basically taught multiple generations of TTRPG guys that if they don't play optimally, they WILL be murdered, and it's gonna take decades to un-learn it
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nikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ever tried cutie gamer fashion?
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ALERT, LIZARD!!!!!!!!
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evelyn(COMMS OPEN! 0/2)🔞 @eviex01.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
gili lost the game
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R'lyeh Riley @rlyehriley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I love how swingy combat is in WoD, where an office worker, berserk with delirium, armed with a stapler can give 3 garou more trouble than 3 fomori that pose an actual threat. I'm not being sarcastic, it was actually really fun watching my players trying to put a random civilian down non-lethally.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
They should invent a kind of video game that's good
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Werewolf girls even in human form should have bush. I feel like that's non-negotiable.
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
New Noodle doodle droppen on stream yesterday, the sausage roll :3
Purple lizard creature doodle edited onto a picture of a sausage roll in such a way that she is wrapped like a blanketThe same doodle as left with the background removed
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The Cryptid In Your Walls @plaguedoctorsara.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Messed around with cyberpunk's photo mode again and got something I liked
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
imo, there should be a government owned corporation whose entire job is to take old bideo james that aren't owned by anyone and refurbish them so you can play them again by removing GFWL and other bullshit
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Okay, okay, okay TO BE FAIR If your first attempt to learn TTRPGs was literally any D&D system, including 4th edition sadly, I would not blame you for thinking that all systems are insane, verbose, ludicrous mathboxes that exist to hurt you
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
women = dragons woman wyman wymyn wyrman wyrmm wyrm evidence
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Kyuschi the globster @kyunoodle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Haven't played skyrim in years coz i overplayed the hell out of it as a kid and it got boring having memorized most of it. Unrelatedly i really need a way to practice my french since it's gotten waaay worse ever since duolingo turned to ai slop... i'm gonna play skyrim in french fuck it
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Crisis @crisis-stuff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
>:)
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Mitch 3D @themitch22.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m not a retro computer collector, I’m not a retro computer collector…
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Zero Caim Helloween edition @zerocaim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thinking about Gniesbert again
A german screenshot of a twitter post

It says Mein scheiss hund gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen gaming pc geklettert

It translates ti My shitty dog gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again

It shows a picture of a Shiba Inu in a box(maybe a gaming PC?) who is very content with himself.
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