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Kyle Ziegler

@kyleziegler.bsky.social
54 followers 120 following 65 posts

🤠 Husband, Traveling Salesman, Comedian, Fly Fisherman… Seen watching Letterman, Conan, SNL, and has appeared in front of televisions many times.

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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I wish I could protest but I have to work on Saturday. Doesn’t it suck that the overwhelming weight of capitalism’s boot on your neck is outmatching your opposition to fascism? Sorry didn’t mean to make it about me.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Trump said “MIGA” I don’t think white ppl can say that word
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I think most high school marching bands can march better than our US military.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’m not religious but my hopes and prayers are that Bernie Sanders will never die unless we are all free.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Today I put honey on a sourdough hard pretzel and I’m happy to announce I’ve added another snack to my arsenal.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I just read an article complaining on behalf of Musk that he has to pay one of his baby mamas 250k a month. A billionaire worth 420 billion paying 250k a month is the equivalent of someone with $4,000 paying less than one penny per month.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Banger
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Today my old boss posted a pic of his wife and was like “#1 mom” but I also told my mom she’s the best mom so I think my mom and his wife have to fight now.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
MAGA Catholics: Why didn’t the pope give speech in English? Also MAGA Catholics: Let’s go to Latin Mass.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
America is so complacent in human death that we put the casual in casualties.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don’t like that we call wackos “quacks.” That’s like if we called kooks “cluck-clucks.”
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“Crow” is such a baller ass word.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Last fall someone told me they weren’t voting for Kamala because only women and gay men vote for Kamala. I think only women and gay men should be allowed to vote.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It’s always good to have some apples around. Even when they’re out of season. 😋
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hear me out- school shooters except instead of using guns they just run into schools in Florida and say the word “Gay”
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Elon today: “Mommy I can’t sell these Girl Scout cookies can you help me?” Trump: “Sure sweetie I’ll buy a box.”
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Ron Gallo @rongallo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
are billionaires incapable of being cool or are cool people incapable of being billionaires ?
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you couldn’t understand the words you weren’t bumping that shit loud enough #kendrick
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Go Birds
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
More of this, America.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My wife is doing this book of the day thing for 20 days. She is someone who has lived a life profoundly impacted by the books that she’s read. If you’re a book nerd, follow along! #lancasterpa
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AEZEUM @aezeum.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
When I was at my most poor I lived off of eggs, ramen, and cereal. With the price of eggs and milk… what is sustaining broke people? Just ramen?
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Helfrich Bicycles @helfrichbicycles.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Hi Bluesky! I'm Scott M. Helfrich, owner of Helfrich Bicycles - a mobile bicycle repair business in Lancaster, PA. With 35+ years of cycling experience, I bring the shop to you! Visit helfrichbicycles.com to schedule service. #BicycleRepair #LancasterPA
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I wish the Philadelphia Eagles were president
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The money spent on this vehicle for its self driving features could have been spent on a 2002 Camry and hiring a full time driver #jobcreation www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-d...
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I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off. I wish they understood how helpful this car is for me.
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Colombia’s chief exports to the USA are gas and coffee. Gonna be a fun time at Wawa next week.
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Forever Changes Records @foreverchangespxv.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Funny Of Internet @888.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
We all saw Trump try to get in the garbage truck back in October and now we get to see him drive it while we ride around in the compactor.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m very progressive but I still call The Gulf of America by its dead name.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I made a Lancaster Feed on this app for local homies to follow. If you post with the phrase “Lancaster PA” or #lancasterpa it will show up in that feed.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#lancasterpa
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Budde is a literal angel and if SNL doesn’t bring back Kate McKinnon to play her in a sketch it would be a massive blunder.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Where can I find a bunch of swastika magnets to keep in my car so I can pop them on teslas parked at the grocery store? Brilliant idea but idk how to acquire them without looking like a very enthusiastic Elon supporter.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The TikTok ban felt like a bully stealing your lunch and then 20 mins later the bully bought you lunch and said “thanks to my efforts you can eat lunch today!”
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refpeg.bsky.social @refpeg.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So, in a matter of hours it’s back up with this vomit worthy message? Hmm not suspicious at all.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I will never understand why down south the heat stops working once it gets cold out.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You can’t just say someone has 11.5 sacks and not explain what kind of sacks they are. Different kinds of sacks are verrry different kinds of sacks. How many different kinds of sacks are there?
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Why does Jamie Foxx want me to gamble so bad?
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I just farted for the first time this year!
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Buffalo Wild Wings is just Hooters without Hooters.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024
i’m relieved democrats chose connolley over AOC for house oversight committee leadership. a 74 year old geriatric with throat cancer is just the young and blossoming leadership the democratic party needs
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I can’t believe it took this long for a Trump advisor to collapse considering none of them have spines
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bower word NYT WORDLE Shouldn’t have asked someone if they play it HE USED TO PLAY IT but NYT BOAUGHT he’s not a subscriber NIW HE KNIWS I SUBSCRIBE TO THE MEW UORK TOMES
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Chappell Roan sings like Dwight Yoakam
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I might have to cop this look “How would you describe your style?” Me: “Healthcare CEO assassin”
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You can’t get stabbed outside of a sheetz but you can get shtabbed.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Polar bears only live at one pole, the North Pole. They should be called Pole bears.
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Kyle Ziegler @kyleziegler.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@rosieodonnell.bsky.social Hi Rosie!
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