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Kyle Garret

@kylegarret.bsky.social
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He/him Dad, husband, writer ADHD, comics, baseball (Guardians), basketball (Cavs), futbol (Leeds, U.S.) dirty liberal kylegarret.com

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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not that the other #1's were bad, but Midnight X-Men was so much better. We get dropped right in the middle, but it's never confusing. Wish the others had done that, too.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus fucking christ
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Any politician who laid it out like this would win in a landslide.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The idea that a) there are people who DON'T live in bubbles and b) that anyone would create a bubble to avoid a song is very funny.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Onion knows
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot
To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
Øthe ONION -
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So now that sugar coating this administration will no longer get them access, will we see real reporting? I'm doubtful.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unreal!! #lufc
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All you need is love...and MDMA. I did some drugs...for therapy!
kylegarret.substack.com
All you need is love...and MDMA
MDMA Therapy is the Real Deal
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does the super cool, goth-lite, sex pest get royalties for Miracleman?
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How is this a "bombshell?"
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FFS
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CALVERT-LEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! #lufc
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said,
"Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This headline is awful. They are allowing his executive order, but punting on whether the implementation is Constitutional or not (but it's going to happen).
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Leeds!! #lufc
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feeling pretty good about my Pokopia addiction now.
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Mike Elg @mikeelg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yup. Any time you add a profit motive, it will come at the reduction in quality, reduction in wages, or the increase of cost. It's just basic math. 1 + 1 + 1 =/= 2
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Full on Pokopia addiction in our house.
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Mike Jung @mikejungwroteabook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Loki, our Maine Coon and the cat of our hearts, and he went missing today. We have no idea how he got out, but he’s an elder, indoor cat, the whole region’s in an intense heat wave, and we’re really scared. I doubt I have any followers here in Martinez, CA, but if so, help? It’s SO hot
A Maine Coon cat lying on top of a messenger bag and assorted other items
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This. Honestly, the typing class I took in middle school might have had the biggest impact on my life.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Punisher is a mass murderer.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please let DC change Hal Jordan to more like the show.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No player has won a championship with more than 3 different teams in the NBA. So Philly made the most sense.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Because what people are clamouring for right now are origin stories of grotesquely rich white dudes.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 22/07/2026
the nostalgia diner industry should have aged past the 50s. I should be able to go to an era-accurate 90s diner, served a room temp Fruitopia by staff in babydoll dresses, there should be a Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition machine against the wall. They could sell Desert Storm trading cards.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Disney's new CEO makes $24M a year.
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Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/07/2026
Disney's diluted EPS rose from $2.72 to $6.85 from 2024 to 2025. Income before income taxes increased to $12.0 billion for the year from $7.6 billion in the prior year.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lmao respect
"IF MORRISSEY SAYS NOT TO EAT MEAT, THEN I'LL EAT MEAT - THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE MORRISSEY."
- Robert Smith on Morrissey
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is great. And you know he's a Juggalo.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So he was an ICE agent.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have been off Effexor for 9 days and I'm no longer taking my Adderall and I am in hell.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I really love The Magicians TV show, even if they really messed up at the end of season 4.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England threw the game away. Unbelievable.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Very, very, very much worth your time.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Probably should have seen it before, but, yes, to describing Neill as Alan Grant as embodying positive masculinity.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Who are these senators and governors?
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've been tapering off Effexor for a while now and took my last, small dose on Monday. And holy shit, this is horrible. I feel awful. Jesus.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT probably shouldn't have smoked all that weed before the game.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was Belgium this upset when Ronaldo's suspension was postponed so he wouldn't miss any World Cup matches?
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump had nothing to do with the suspension being overturned. As per usual, he attached his name for the sake of his ego and made the U.S. look bad.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paraguay were embarrassing and pathetic. Glad the U.S. thumped them.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Galarza needs to be banned.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill? Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Finally got a chance to read Skate Ali #1 and really, really enjoyed it. My oldest kid just started skating, so we'll see what he thinks!
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I've watched every World Cup since 1986 and these could be the brightest kits the Dutch have ever worn.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not even specific to sports.
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Kyle Garret @kylegarret.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is pretty meaningless unless you track each person's political affiliation.
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