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Kyle Danger

@kyledanger.bsky.social
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he/him 👋🏾 Lifelong NYer 👑 King of the color blue 💙 Multimedia multihyphenate 🪩 Occasionally NSFW 😈 Always aiming for kindness 😻 Thoughts are my own 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Really hope none of you were hoping to hear from me in the coming weeks
Kyle holding a copy of Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave for the Nintendo Switch 2
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The noise I just let out seeing who won HOH over at @hamsterwatch.com #BB28
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This feels accurate. pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
An image of 4 Pantone selected colors depicting Kyle's birth chart placements of Aries Sun, Pisces moon and rising, and Gemini VenusThe badass leader of the Squirtle Squad, chilling out max relaxing all coolMembers of the Suirtle Squad producing some cute graffitiThe Squirtle Squad leader looking stunned with a showy background
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What Pokémon trainer type do I give off? 🤔
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tuesday night while at a bar no less than six people hit on me, with four of them commenting on my physique. It's wild to me because I'm at close to the most I've ever weighed and not working out consistently so I'm self conscious about it. Sometimes some outside perspective can shift your own.
A mirror selfie of Kyle, a beefy hairy Black man, standing in his hot dog boxer briefs in the bathroom in profileA mirror selfie of Kyle, a beefy hairy Black man, standing in his hot dog boxer briefs in the bathroom head on
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
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Bob's Burgers Dancing
Alt: Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers Dancing in just an apron and bowtie
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Going back and forth between wanting to trim down when I see these and also not exactly disliking the bod from these vacation pics. Existing is fun 🙃
Kyle wading in the pool at an all-inclusive resort in Dominican Republic Kyle brushing his teeth and taking a nude mirror selfie after showering
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day from me and the fam
A selfie of two 38-year-old twins with their mother who is on the verge of 60 but makes them look like triplets. All have their signature family smile
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ok but like some of you have a lot of the Series A sets in Pokemon TCG Pocket complete and I now have a bunch of Series B ones complete so like... Can we help each other feel accomplished? 🥹
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Naked as the day I was born. Oh right. That's today. Hello 38.
A mirror selfie of Kyle in his birthday suit, with a Happy Birthday balloon strategically placed 💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Final Face Card Friday as a 37-year old
A sunlit selfie of Kyle, fresh out the barber shop with a new skin fade
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I've enjoyed all of his films thus far but Marco Berger's The Astronaut Lovers might be my favorite one yet.
A promo poster of the Astronaut Lovers, featuring the film's two protagonists smiling at each other on the beach
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Me walking out of the courthouse today after serving as a juror since February 4th
Several photos of Nicole Kidman looking ecstatic after walking out of court following her divorce from Tom Cruise
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Do I understand how time works? Yes. Does it feel like jury duty is never ending because I wore a romper today and the first day I was summoned had mounds of snow on the ground, and tomorrow will be the third calendar month with a day I have been in the courtroom? Also yes. 😐
A distorted selfie of Kyle through the reflection of a mirror sculpture similar to Chicago's Bean. He wears a white romper with vertical rainbow stripes, colorful Candyland themed sneakers, a white baseball cap that says Data Person, and holds a strawberry dragon fruit lemonade from Dunkin Donuts.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A haircut took place. Mostly because this was week 1 of 7 on jury duty and I can't wear a hat in the court room. 😒
A picture of Kyle with his freshly short hair, wearing a shirt that reads "Have the day you deserve"
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
May this be all the ignorant unseasoned people see whenever they close their eyes for the remainder of their days. Two back to back years of unapologetic Black and brown joy and excellence
A screen grab of Bad Bunny's 2026 halftime show with the closed caption reading "speaking in Spanish"An image of Kendrick Lamar's 2025 halftime performance
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The season and the world have had me a little down in the dumps the past few months but we're powering through. (And I'm soliciting some social media hearts for a serotonin boost.) 🙈
A selfie of Kyle fresh out the shower, shot from the chest up
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ok but why did the premiere of #DragRace make me think it's time to dust off the podcast equipment? YES everyone and their mom is a part of the PIC (podcast industrial complex) these days. But ours turns 12(!) this year, and May will be TEN years since my first episode 😭
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You know what? I'll dare to dream. Happy 2026 y'all 💙
Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as the 111th* mayor of NYC in the old City Hall subway station, with his wife and the NY Attorney General
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
TURN 👏🏾THE 👏🏾 VOLUME 👏🏾 UP! 👏🏾
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A photo of a smiling, iconoclastic, gorgeous man hours before becoming mayor of NYC
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Started the day with a job and a fuck ass mayor, ended the day with no job and a new record-setting mayor. Life sometimes.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Y'all. This is maybe my favorite movie of all time - the "watched every Sunday with my mom & sister as a kid", "helped form my sense of humor" type of movie. The shell out a ridiculous amount of $ and travel on 3 trains to meet Lesley Ann Warren & watch with other superfans type of movie. 🥰
A picture from the audience of a screening of the movie Clue for the 40th Anniversary, with Lesley Ann Warren on stage being interviewed and Q&A-ing with the audience.A selfie of Kyle with Lesley Ann Warren, both opting for sequined attire and smiling.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It's Halloweekend! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon Unova was good for so many types 🎃
Hisuian Zoroark and Hisuian Zorua hanging out in their snowy environment A Sableye sits on the edge of a pier looking despondentA male Jellicent hanging out in the depths of the ocean surrounded by bubblesA Chandelier cavorting outdoors under a full moon
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A lot of my main answers were covered, many from ABC (Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, Forever, Happy Endings - yes I know they got 3). But one of my all time guilty pleasures was Ringer, terribad green screen and all. I can't meet anyone named Siobhan without screaming it in "despair".
A still from the pilot of Ringer, in which Sarah Michelle Gellar plays twins who are in this scene allegedly on a boat.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
As I will myself to summon some joy, please enjoy these sparkle singlet selfies. Very much ready for the weekend!
Kyle poses for a selfie in a somewhat untidy living room, wearing a mesh rhinestone rainbow singlet and flexing with his arms raised above his shoulders.A similarly sunset lit selfie of Kyle in the same mesh sparkly rainbow rhinestoned singlet, but this time with a slight smile and flexed arms held downward and bent inward in front of his torso.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Over the past year I've been trying to make time for things that bring me joy, one of which has been returning to doing drag. I entered a comedy drag pageant where I won Mx. Fan Favorite via the audience vote - a welcome reminder that I can also bring joy to others via my colorful stupidity. 💙
A photo of Kyle dressed in drag as Ky Mille-Leòn, a bearded beauty with pastel ombre hair, light blue eyeshadow, a bright pink lip, and a blue sequined dress made shapelier by a corset and black heels. She stands holding a blue fan with an orange white dragon on it and stares at the camera with an expression we'll describe as fierce.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The motivation levels are feeling non-existent 🥲
A selfie of Kyle staring blankly into the camera. He wears a blue shirt with a pink Care Bear on it that says "Hug Dealer" and a blue Dodo Airlines baseball cap.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Won my first LaToya in a raffle
Kyle's hand holding a trendy, mostly pink demonic looking monkey bunny thing. If it's real it's a Labubu but it probably isn't
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Well. They* got me, gal! *The overpriced souvenir shop selling lucha masks at the resort that I'm only now unpacking from the luggage
A selfie of Kyle wearing a blue luchador mask with rainbow iridescent designs and a black T-shirt with Titus Burgess as Mary Todd Lincoln on it. Both Titus and Kyle look melancholy - Kyle because he spent a small fortune on the mask he's wearing. He's flexing his right arm.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Only one day left on vacation 😭 why does it always fly by?
A photo of Kyle, shirtless with transition lenses and a large straw sun hat, standing along a tree lined boardwalk that leads to a small beach with very blue Gulf of Mexico water in the background A photo of Kyle, wearing swim trunks with rubber ducks on them, winking and waving at the camera from within the poolA photo of Kyle standing on the previously mentioned beach, holding a quickly melting frozen drink as well as a peace sign. He wears a straw hat, transition lenses, some light blue swim trunks with geometric flamingos and cobalt blue sandalsA photo of Kyle standing in the pool and smiling. He wears a straw hat, transition lenses and blue swim trunks with rubber ducks on them
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo. And yes those are dollars in there since this was a go-go dancing gig.
A selfie of Kyle atop a go-go dancing perch, wearing just a white speedo with blue and purple cow print, a light blue hanky, a light blue fuzzy light-up cowboy hat and blue sneakers. There are a number of dollar bills in the waist of the Speedo.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Never gotten a console on release day before, and definitely not a midnight release! Better late than never right?
A blurry picture of a Nintendo Switch 2 box, taken from the back seat of an Uber since GameStop didn't have bags. 😒The Nintendo Switch 2, unboxed, being held in hand and on the initial language selection screen
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
A big thanks to everyone who took time to send well wishes yesterday. Here's to 37. (And as is tradition, the annual Birthday Suit shot for gratitude and archives.) 💙👑
A newly 37-year-old Kyle sits on a gray couch wearing nothing but a small gold crown on a hair clip. He covers his unmentionables with a gray throw pillow.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Stylishly bidding adieu to this dog shit year. Let's stay alive in '25, ok kids? Love from Zaddy
A bathroom mirror selfie of Kyle in his hotel room, wearing shiny textured clothes for the new year, including a red and blue Paisley button down, shiny blue pants and glittery blue loafers.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It's tough under normal circumstances to talk friends into doing the podcast - let alone when life is LIFING - but without it I'd never have crossed paths with the absolute joy that is @trashleesimpson.bsky.social, who is not trash but the most elite compost any of the 1% wishes they had 💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not ready to leave 😭 Also because I'm good with dates: My first visit to Montreal and this hotel was seven years ago today.
A mirror selfie of Kyle sitting on his hotel bed, the room as clean as it was at the start of his trip since he's checking out today. He sits in his favorite pair of striped underwear atop his paint-splatter sweatpants, and has a pair of NASA socks on adorned with the planets.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Grateful for a lot but top of the list this week is @oklaurence.bsky.social making me feel like a local this visit. Still another few days in Montreal!
A selfie of Laurence and Kyle at Le Cocktail bar; Kyle has his eyes closed and is making a kissy face, while Laurence is staring at the camera judging the lighting, composition and fact that it's a Google Pixel.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
People of the skynet! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show? Quote your answer in GIF form
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a group of people are sitting at a table with a city tv logo on the sleeve
Alt: A group of friends sits at brunch in an awkward silence - one holds up a sign that reads DRAMA! while making a dramatic face
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Since drought conditions have made it impossible to "feel the rain on my skin"
Kyle nude underneath the stream of warm shower waterKyle with his eyes closed, feeling at peace in the shower
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Third visit to Montreal this year is underway 🥰
A mirror selfie of Kyle sitting on the comfy hotel bed for the start of his week-long visit to Montreal
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Water Type Gym Leader 💙🌊
A selfie of a shirtless Kyle at night, in a suite-level hot tub on a cruiseAn embroidered Wartortle looking sassyA Greninja in action, also looking sassyA Jellicent just hanging out and looking adorable
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Did a solo visit of the NYC Transit Museum on my 29th (somehow already 7 years ago - as evidenced by the silver-free facial hair) 🥲
A quarter of selfies of Kyle, wearing a very colorful and sparkly outfit along with a gold crown, standing in 4 different retired NYC subway cars.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
The only thing this country hates more than women is Black women.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Hotel checkouts at 11 should be banned
A mirror selfie of Kyle in a hotel bed, lazing casually while prone on the king sized mattress
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
So 24 years after coming out today, and 10 years after meeting Eliza Coupe today, I met Casey Wilson and Adam Pally and came in first place for their costume contest, in which I was One Of Six Black People In The Audience. I won some Sonja Morgan jewelry. And now I need to meet the other three!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
It's hump day. Where TF are all the humps?! To encourage y'all, please enjoy this reminder that I'm anything butt average, as this One Size Fits Most garment was laughably off with the definition of the word "fits"
Kyle, confused by whatever this exotic undergarment is supposed to be, since it doesn't sit anywhere near human anatomy on his large manly build.A view of Kyle from the front wearing the same questionable garment, deeply uncomfortable for how it's assaulting his nethers, but also the perfect opportunity to remind people that yes, Kyle Is Hairy.The weird garment in question. Held in one's hand, it appears as though it could be a thong or G string...as long as you don't care about comfort or practicality.A shoestring on a whole lotta man ass.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Discovered the sexiest place on the planet last night - just up the block from my house! Wednesdays are flamenco nights with live music and I think I know where I'm going to be EVERY Wednesday now.
A quartet of people - Kyle's mom's best friend, Kyle's mom, Kyle, and Kyle's best friend Andrilisa - stand in a row on the carpet of a dimly lit, red-black-and-white themed lounge called Chez Messy.Kyle poses on a barstool at Chez Messy, wearing a form fitting, black and white geometric patterned outfit, rose as a corsage, and wide brimmed straw hatKyle stands next to the four performers from the electrifying flamenco night at Chez Messy.The performers mid-performance during flamenco night
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Even when I have no sense of time, I lean into my ancestral, primal desires and come to knowing it's hump day. Not sure what I mean? Feel free to slide in the DMs to inquire about the private tutoring I offer 😏
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Better now. And never afraid to share the vulnerable parts. (And since BlueSky is public this is as vulnerable as it gets. If only there was some sort of private area in which to potentially get less public...)
A mirror selfie of a fairly taut looking Kyle, wearing only a pair of snug yellow shorts (why is everything so snug down there?) and flexing. He has captioned it with the word "Purr!" followed by emojis of a celebration and a white flag
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