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hey guys it's madonna what's up 📍montréal

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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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C. Simonetti, M. Morante, F. pignatelli · The Fantastic Journey in the Best of Goblin (Gold Tracks) · Song · 2011
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
what the fuck was her actual problem putting out something that sounded this good and then never again
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Telepathy (feat. Nile Rodgers)
Christina Aguilera, Nile Rodgers · The Get Down: Original Soundtrack From The Netflix Original Series (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2016
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
ok but i did not suspect the little monster sleeper cell to be activated in that way my paws have been up for 72h and now my arms are starting to hurt NA NA NAA NAA NAAAA PERFECT CELEBRITY
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
US cabinet is just that yacht ride from White Lotus
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"★★★★" -laurence
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
nooooo omg NO it's not that i think i'm a better person than you for waiting until midnight to listen to mayhem it's just that--
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
😮‍💨
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Tears In My Pocket
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i'm off to cinéma du parc in a few to watch the oscars on the big screen with my bff so i'll be missing out on some of the online fun but!! movie magic!!! 🎬🪄✨ friendship!!!!! 👯‍♂️🫶🥹 surprises and crowd reactions!!!!!!! 😳💥🤯 karla sofía gascón!!!!!!!! 😬🔪⁉️
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 01/03/2025
The fact that Lumon is styling her so fiercely for NO REASON
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
going to a bathhouse but shaking my head at guys with problematic age gaps getting it on so everyone there knows i disagree
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
it's just like we don't try we just fit you and i we're (っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨
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Super Natural (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen)
Danny L Harle, Carly Rae Jepsen · Super Natural (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen) · Song · 2016
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
i love to tour. 😐🤌
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
☁️
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
nobody: the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
fuck.
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
snow all the way up to our assholes half of the city sidewalks unusable icy wind whipping us like a dominatrix i am gonna get so obscenely high and watch the critically-acclaimed keke palmer sza comedy One Of Them Days & forget there's even an outside 🤗
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
grew out the concrete!
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Rose In Harlem
Teyana Taylor · K.T.S.E. · Song · 2018
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
all of shakira's handles on social media should be @ShakiraShakira
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
me: hey i don't usually text back right after but........ i have to express how grateful i am. what you did was incredible. i'm glowing rn. i can still smell you all over me........ x 💋 guy who did my taxes: ok
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
i’m all up under him like it’s cold— winter time! all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
the emotional honesty here, line after line, truly moves me. just fantastic songwriting
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Still In Love With My Ex
Kelly Rowland · Ms. Kelly · Song · 2007
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🆙
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
"my concept is amelia earhart after crashing landing in the ocean" 😭😭😭 i fuckin love suzie
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
😭😭😭
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i go ooh ooh 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ you go aah ahh 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
😭 beyoncé. finally.
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
new gaga snippet: diagnosed cunt
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
um literally WHY are the grammys so good this year??! we're a little in shock, *everything's* clicking so far
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
DOECHIIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
🚨$5 feet $9 ass $12 dick! limited time offer get all 3 for $20
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
my childhood best friend had her first kid 6 months ago and the one part of modern parenting/uncle-ing i wasn't ready for but totally welcome is how much we make fun of the baby to its face... we're both constantly just "bro... 😂👉👉👉"
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
abel could've given us fifteen "Blinding Lights" after 2019 but he keeps saying nuh-uh bitch, *ALBUM* artist and i think that's so rad it's not a gigantic leap forward, but Hurry Up Tomorrow v good!!
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Open Hearts
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
genuinely so fucking repulsive to see this from an official government page. this reads like what the israel accounts would tweet
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
still tickles me pink to this day now clap
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
madonna probably said three things that made her crew laugh during soundcheck and because of that she's obsessed with proving that she is funny and i feel like it's our duty to remind her that no she is not also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
would mean a great deal to me personally if this ended up being good
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
inspiring! went to a life drawing session with paran & found out i am not talented 🎊🥳✨
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
fake himbo i saw you attending a 35mm screening of the brutalist
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
makes me cry so much
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LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii
Bad Bunny · DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS · Song · 2025
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
bottom 2 in every episode she competed in, constantly associated with katy perry when her stock is at an all-time low, the editors dogging her every chance they get, went out in what could possibly be the golden boot of the entire series... yet i'm certain i'll remember her more than some finalists
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
it kinda gets to a point where i wanna see way less cocks and MORE millenials posting schitts creek gifs and quoting the good place
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
my best friend is american and he has a twisted fascination with bringing up the fact that Sister Act is called Rock'n'Nonne in québec at the most random times
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
academy award nominee
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
forcing myself to dance in my kitchen every time i start doomscrolling >>>>>
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Give Me Tonight
Shannon · Let the Music Play · Song · 2006
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
hey guys how it's going
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