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Kyle Danger

@kyledanger.bsky.social
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he/him 👋🏾 Lifelong NYer 👑 King of the color blue 💙 Multimedia multihyphenate 🪩 Occasionally NSFW 😈 Always aiming for kindness 😻 Thoughts are my own 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hit 100 hours with the bara boys in the new Fire Emblem!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Really hope none of you were hoping to hear from me in the coming weeks
Kyle holding a copy of Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave for the Nintendo Switch 2
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The noise I just let out seeing who won HOH over at @hamsterwatch.com #BB28
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This feels accurate. pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
An image of 4 Pantone selected colors depicting Kyle's birth chart placements of Aries Sun, Pisces moon and rising, and Gemini VenusThe badass leader of the Squirtle Squad, chilling out max relaxing all coolMembers of the Suirtle Squad producing some cute graffitiThe Squirtle Squad leader looking stunned with a showy background
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What Pokémon trainer type do I give off? 🤔
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As inclined as I am to say "fire because hot", I get the sense that you're a good strategist and have a mischievous streak as well, so I'd say poison or ghost.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tuesday night while at a bar no less than six people hit on me, with four of them commenting on my physique. It's wild to me because I'm at close to the most I've ever weighed and not working out consistently so I'm self conscious about it. Sometimes some outside perspective can shift your own.
A mirror selfie of Kyle, a beefy hairy Black man, standing in his hot dog boxer briefs in the bathroom in profileA mirror selfie of Kyle, a beefy hairy Black man, standing in his hot dog boxer briefs in the bathroom head on
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Birthday! 👑
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
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Bob's Burgers Dancing
Alt: Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers Dancing in just an apron and bowtie
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Going back and forth between wanting to trim down when I see these and also not exactly disliking the bod from these vacation pics. Existing is fun 🙃
Kyle wading in the pool at an all-inclusive resort in Dominican Republic Kyle brushing his teeth and taking a nude mirror selfie after showering
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I was insulted how much of the discography they gloss over!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day from me and the fam
A selfie of two 38-year-old twins with their mother who is on the verge of 60 but makes them look like triplets. All have their signature family smile
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Big shout out to @homoagogo.bsky.social for being one of my heroes in this endeavor so far!
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ok but like some of you have a lot of the Series A sets in Pokemon TCG Pocket complete and I now have a bunch of Series B ones complete so like... Can we help each other feel accomplished? 🥹
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy Birthday! 👑
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
👋🏾
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Naked as the day I was born. Oh right. That's today. Hello 38.
A mirror selfie of Kyle in his birthday suit, with a Happy Birthday balloon strategically placed 💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy Birthday fellow Aries! 👑💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Final Face Card Friday as a 37-year old
A sunlit selfie of Kyle, fresh out the barber shop with a new skin fade
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I've enjoyed all of his films thus far but Marco Berger's The Astronaut Lovers might be my favorite one yet.
A promo poster of the Astronaut Lovers, featuring the film's two protagonists smiling at each other on the beach
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Me walking out of the courthouse today after serving as a juror since February 4th
Several photos of Nicole Kidman looking ecstatic after walking out of court following her divorce from Tom Cruise
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A very Happy Birthday to Evan 💙👑
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Do I understand how time works? Yes. Does it feel like jury duty is never ending because I wore a romper today and the first day I was summoned had mounds of snow on the ground, and tomorrow will be the third calendar month with a day I have been in the courtroom? Also yes. 😐
A distorted selfie of Kyle through the reflection of a mirror sculpture similar to Chicago's Bean. He wears a white romper with vertical rainbow stripes, colorful Candyland themed sneakers, a white baseball cap that says Data Person, and holds a strawberry dragon fruit lemonade from Dunkin Donuts.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A haircut took place. Mostly because this was week 1 of 7 on jury duty and I can't wear a hat in the court room. 😒
A picture of Kyle with his freshly short hair, wearing a shirt that reads "Have the day you deserve"
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
May this be all the ignorant unseasoned people see whenever they close their eyes for the remainder of their days. Two back to back years of unapologetic Black and brown joy and excellence
A screen grab of Bad Bunny's 2026 halftime show with the closed caption reading "speaking in Spanish"An image of Kendrick Lamar's 2025 halftime performance
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The season and the world have had me a little down in the dumps the past few months but we're powering through. (And I'm soliciting some social media hearts for a serotonin boost.) 🙈
A selfie of Kyle fresh out the shower, shot from the chest up
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I've seen the musical 5 times now 😅
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ok but why did the premiere of #DragRace make me think it's time to dust off the podcast equipment? YES everyone and their mom is a part of the PIC (podcast industrial complex) these days. But ours turns 12(!) this year, and May will be TEN years since my first episode 😭
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You know what? I'll dare to dream. Happy 2026 y'all 💙
Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as the 111th* mayor of NYC in the old City Hall subway station, with his wife and the NY Attorney General
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Happy Birthday! 👑
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I saw this far too many times in theaters. And again on DVD. And again when the steelbook collector's edition came out...
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a man in a white shirt says gelato isn t vegan .
Alt: a man in a white shirt says gelato isn t vegan .
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Happy Birthday! 👑💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
TURN 👏🏾THE 👏🏾 VOLUME 👏🏾 UP! 👏🏾
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
They spent a LOT of money fearmongering and it didn't pay off, thank fuck
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A photo of a smiling, iconoclastic, gorgeous man hours before becoming mayor of NYC
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Started the day with a job and a fuck ass mayor, ended the day with no job and a new record-setting mayor. Life sometimes.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Y'all. This is maybe my favorite movie of all time - the "watched every Sunday with my mom & sister as a kid", "helped form my sense of humor" type of movie. The shell out a ridiculous amount of $ and travel on 3 trains to meet Lesley Ann Warren & watch with other superfans type of movie. 🥰
A picture from the audience of a screening of the movie Clue for the 40th Anniversary, with Lesley Ann Warren on stage being interviewed and Q&A-ing with the audience.A selfie of Kyle with Lesley Ann Warren, both opting for sequined attire and smiling.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It's Halloweekend! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon Unova was good for so many types 🎃
Hisuian Zoroark and Hisuian Zorua hanging out in their snowy environment A Sableye sits on the edge of a pier looking despondentA male Jellicent hanging out in the depths of the ocean surrounded by bubblesA Chandelier cavorting outdoors under a full moon
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
💙💙💙💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Happy Dizzy Day! 👑🥳💙
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'm unsurprised by this news.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I am down to do a rewatch if you can help me find it 🥲
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
They gave you your Overcooked 2 Switch 2 upgrade! Oh wait...
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a panda bear wearing a chef hat and sunglasses
Alt: a panda bear wearing a chef hat and cooking on a food truck
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Wishing you the start of your best year yet! 👑
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A lot of my main answers were covered, many from ABC (Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, Forever, Happy Endings - yes I know they got 3). But one of my all time guilty pleasures was Ringer, terribad green screen and all. I can't meet anyone named Siobhan without screaming it in "despair".
A still from the pilot of Ringer, in which Sarah Michelle Gellar plays twins who are in this scene allegedly on a boat.
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Young lady. Were you leaving your phone? On the GROUND? At NIGHT? In NOO YAWK? 🤔😨
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
As I will myself to summon some joy, please enjoy these sparkle singlet selfies. Very much ready for the weekend!
Kyle poses for a selfie in a somewhat untidy living room, wearing a mesh rhinestone rainbow singlet and flexing with his arms raised above his shoulders.A similarly sunset lit selfie of Kyle in the same mesh sparkly rainbow rhinestoned singlet, but this time with a slight smile and flexed arms held downward and bent inward in front of his torso.
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