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Kyle Carson

@kylecarson.bsky.social
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Queer SFF/H writer and retired sleep paralysis demon. He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ kecarson.blogspot.com

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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a lot of bad luck this year with my plants, so this is my whole harvest. I got excited when I saw how thick it was, then I pulled it out... He's a grower not a show-er, okay??? 😭
A small, thick carrot with a big bush
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In light of Trumps recent claims about the moon:
A tweet from Dustin Couch that has been edited. 
Nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early 
Astronaut: moon's American 
Nasa employee: what? 
Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket ship* moon's American.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, the one day a year where I become percievable. 👁👄👁
Me in a green sweatshirt in a room with white walls
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Annie loves her Saturday naps
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's finally that time of year when I can head down to the community rink and skate as much as I want, whenever I want, and don't have to pay for the privilege. Ahh winter. 🩵
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Someone's pouting cause I told her she can't eat my books.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
She makes it so hard to get anything done. Annie isn't a lap cat, but she will lean on me until she's half on top of me, so she still manages to pin me down.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Currently arguing with the book I'm reading. (James Fallons The Psychopath Inside) We have very different ideas about how people develop, but I agree with his conclusions. He just spouts a lot of libertarian, bioessentialist bullshit along the way, which I have no patience for.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Some questions just answer themselves.
A screenshot from Reddit, showing two posts from different subreddits. The first is an AskReddit question: "Which celebrity comes off as a dumb high school bully?" Below that is a post from r/pics reading "Elon Musk, the richest man on Earth."
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The ending to this story is such an abrupt slap in the face. Every time I read it, all I can think about is this meme. #amwriting #horror
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Me to the novel driving me to the brink of insanity: #amwriting #nightshiftnovel
Beatrice Horseman from Bojack Horseman saying "[groans] you'd better be worth all this" to a crib
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It's hot chocolate time! This one was inspired by German chocolate cheesecake, with coconut flakes and chocolate ganache. I thought it would be crazy sweet but the dark chocolate helped tone it down.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I've fallen behind on posting my hot chocolate pics, but I've still been getting them, so here's a black forrest inspired cup. It was okay. The candied cherry was a little too candied for my taste, and there was a spice in it I didn't enjoy. Still delicious though. 😋
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is also why I'm so interested in the imagined emancipation of the robot workforce. If a robot, a being built and designed to be a slave, is able to break their chains and achieve self-actualization, then maybe humans can too. Class solidarity baybee, regardless of makeup.
photo of a tattoo on person's leg. A blue and teal robot holding a sign that says "robot rights"
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Book haul pic! I used a gift card from Christmas to treat myself for my birthday, so I could splurge while still feeling frugal 🤗
Picture showing three books: Nnedi Okorafor's Death of the Author, Samantha Sotto Yambao's Water Moon, and Haruki Murakami's Kafka on the Shore.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Today's hot chocolate is inspired by a Nanaimo bar. It had custard whip cream, chocolate milk, coconut syrup and dark chocolate drizzle, plus a little Nanaimo bar. It was so good, probably my favorite so far. And I don't even like Nanaimo bars.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Today I had a lavender honey hot chocolate from the HC festival, with lavender syrup, honey, puffed rice, lav buds and a honey cookie. Beautiful but sadly a bust. Turns out I don't like lavender. The buds on top did not jive with me. And the cookie was dry. I'm glad I tried something different tho
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My first hot chocolate of the festival was a cinnamon churro HC. Mexican spiced HC, marshmallow fluff, cinnamon cream and a churro topper. This was excellent. Very sweet, but the spiced HC rounded out the flavour. The marshmallow was to die for. 😋
Photo of hot chocolate in white disposable cup with marshmallow layer, whipped cream, and a churro topper. Sitting on a white table.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
She always manages to look so freaking comfortable.
Black cat lounging on a green blanket
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Let's face it, Jason Segal looks amazing dressed up as Cher in How I Met Your Mother. In another universe, this man is a drag icon.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I picked up these adorable macaroons at Rainbow Bakery in Chinatown today. I hope they're as delicious as they are adorable.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Baby ❤️
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I painted some new abstracts! The yellow and orange canvas is an acrylic pour that I added to with paint markers. The purple and green painting is made entirely out of fingerprints, with a little brush work to clean it up.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Durkheim's realizations about marriage in 1897 after statistical analysis:
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My brain rn:
Meme from big bang theory showing Sheldon with bottom text saying "I don't need sleep, I need to rage about characters from a Pixar movie."
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm currently between stage 5 and 6.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So I've been watching Dandadan...
Bell curve with "ep 5-6: fuck you Aira, you stupid homewreker" at one end, "ep 7: Aira I'm sooooo soooorry" in thr middle and "ep 8-9: fuck you Aira, you stupid home wrecker" on the other end.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My cat is a fiend for little hidey holes. If you show her a bag or a box, she perks up and immediately goes inside. Every time. Even if she just got out of said bag/box. Even if she doesn't fit.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The peppers are peppering! There are three baby peppers now, getting bigger every day.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Seepy
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hot peppers are sprouting! Fingers crossed they'll actually grow.
Tiny green pepper sprouting between leaves and white flowers
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Got my copy of Nightmare on Queer Street by the YYC Queer Writers crew. All proceeds go towards sending queer kids to camp, so pick up your copy and feel good about getting spooky!
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
It's puuurrsday. Time for naps.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
The BC provincial election has me on the edge of my seat. I can't believe that so many ppl voted conservative with all the BS conservatives have stirred up across the country. Got me like
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Hey Calgary, if you're free this week, check out the book launch party for Nightmare on Queer Street, a Halloween anthology put out by the YYC Queer Writers group. All proceeds go to Camp fYrefly, a leadership retreat for queer and trans youth. Oct 17th, 7-9pm at John Fluevog Shoes. See you there!
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I had the pleasure of visiting my university's archive the other day and pulled a poetry book published in 1915. There were some great poems, but this was one of my favorites. From Warwick Fielding Chipmans book The Amber Valley:
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Fresh book haul, feat. Annie. I've been reading a lot of nonfiction this past year. There's a lot of fabulous work happening in the nonfiction spheres, so it's been a real treat.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Annie's favorite spot ❤️
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I'm so happy to finally have both volumes of Kao's Magical Boy! A trans boy finds out he's a "magical girl" chosen to save the world. Only... the dress the magic comes with is really not his style. This was the representation I needed as a kid. I'm so happy it exists.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
It's beginning to feel a lot like autumn.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
For me, autumn means beautiful golden aspen leaves. They decorate the skies and delight the ears with every crunch underfoot.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I have no idea who D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai is, but I salute his bravery in standing up for Missing and Murdered Indigenous women at the Emmy's. A true warrior. I'm so proud of this new generation.
Photo of actor D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai in a black suit with a red hand print over his mouth and face.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
The little beans I planted in my front garden did really well. With droughts and water restrictions, I wasn't sure they'd make it, so this harvest is a pleasant bonus.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
My sleepy little cuddle bug bids you a Happy Caturday.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Mini soaps! These were so much fun to make.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
The horse.... 'tis I!
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
I've been getting into miniature crafting, so I picked up this typewriter kit. I had way more fun with this than I expected.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Happy Tuesday from my sleepy little void.
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Kyle Carson @kylecarson.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Annie found a new friend that she would very much like to eat, thank you.
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