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Kyle Beachy

@kylebeachy.bsky.social
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Author of The Most Fun Thing (essays) and The Slide (a novel) linktr.ee/kbeachy

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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would like you to know that @rid9way.bsky.social 's DOONEEN is genuine masterpiece, a novel as emotionally gutting as it is intellectually adventurous, a work of genuine formal and linguistic virtuosity. I loved A SHOCK, was impressed by every page, and still DOONEEN left me floored.
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dylan @gropeforluna.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i took a class with kyle earlier this year, just a couple afternoons of exploring and appreciating sentence structure, and it was a wonderful, rich experience. i can only imagine how rewarding 8 weeks of his teaching would be. the guy loves the written word; highly recommended!
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dylan @gropeforluna.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
someday i will engage with this text (i.e. read the damn book) and, when i finally do, it will be through kyle's course
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Heyo! I've got two classes starting this month at Lighthouse Writers Workshop, and both have space. Please share liberally, if you're inclined, thank you.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this is good actually because i have plans to ride my skateboard with friends on sunday afternoon.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"the winner goes to new jersey"
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just send emails. If you're a literary journal, have a website. Your engagement numbers are a sham, man. Get off.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
actively, flagrantly judging all of you who use substack.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
asking the rattlesnake politely to please come back for this one particular mouse we keep hearing in the ceiling
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the other day? wore my Rush shirt to walmart, bought some ant traps
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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every stage of “I used to skate”
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
God bless every publisher who avoids Substack.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
very weird to wake up (hours ago, jesus, i'm not a slob) and see people saying nice things and celebrating the good fortune of a st. louis cardinal.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i personally would like to see more novels where the whole thing is just a person living somewhere.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"A spokesman for the Port of San Francisco said the agency has not received complaints since skaters returned and is happy to let them remain." People want people, even / especially if some of those people are pushing around on wheels.
sfstandard.com
San Francisco: The city where skateboarders won?
The city has spent around $9 million on skate infrastructure in the last decade. It’s hard to believe it used to jail people for skating on the sidewalk.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"A spokesman for the Port of San Francisco said the agency has not received complaints since skaters returned and is happy to let them remain." People want people, even / especially if some of those people are pushing around on wheels.
sfstandard.com
San Francisco: The city where skateboarders won?
The city has spent around $9 million on skate infrastructure in the last decade. It’s hard to believe it used to jail people for skating on the sidewalk.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Chicago, Saturday night, Logan Square, let's get weird as hell
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
you guys ever build a shed in your yard? not hard. i built a carport and i'm at least 35% fem. building a shed is much easier than kickflipping.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
forgot to tell you guys that i turned down a Pretty Lucrative contract with a piece of shit AI company and my soul really actually does feel cleaner for it
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kristin @klooky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
in this house we celebrate every win with an itty little bit of tequila. just enough to feel god smiling
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's Friday evening and I just sent out a letter I've been writing off and on today. If you'd like to receive this one and future letters, just send me your email addy. No promotions. No links to buy anything. Just letters.
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Éireann @eireannmor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also, "witnesses" is One Letter longer than "migrants" and more effectively describes the position and role of the men
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just sent off a 15,000-word editorial letter to a client with a novel that's going to absolutely rule. Cannot stress how much I enjoy doing developmental edits for authors, how fortunate I feel to be trusted in this way and hurl myself into their projects.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i'm sorry but these dudes are, what, podcasters? these people whose names you all seem to know?
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NEWS --> Three men who were in the van with the victim of the ICE shooting in Texas are potential witnesses, but they're now under pressure to self-deport, a rep for the families tells me. They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters. Details in this piece: newrepublic.com/article/2129...
newrepublic.com
Texas ICE Killing Darkens: Rep Says Witnesses Pressured to Self-Deport
There were three others in the van with the man shot by ICE in Houston this week. A represenative for the families tells TNR that the government is pressuring these potential witnesses to self-deport.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i got into a bit of an argument last year with a Known Author for arguing that today's college profs absolutely must redefine "cheating" rather than slot LLM-aided essay writing into the same old categories and procedures. professors simply aren't paid for this shit.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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rob mclennan @robmclennan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
12 or 20 (second series) questions with Dan Beachy-Quick / @milkweededitions.bsky.social ; robmclennan.blogspot.com/2026/07/12-o...
robmclennan.blogspot.com
12 or 20 (second series) questions with Dan Beachy-Quick
Dan Beachy-Quick is a poet, essayist, and translator.  1 - How did your first book change your life? How does your most recent work compa...
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You have not discovered contemporary masculinity until you've hung out with a radically disparate and intergenerational group of dudes and women and trans skaters hugging and saying I love you after one of us switch heelflips a few steps.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There we go. Now we're talking.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
not for nothing, but a good thing about skateboarding contests is everyone pretty much accepts that they're rigged rather than believing in a fantasy of fairness despite a constant deluge of evidence otherwise!
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Still curious for any input from presses / authors re: how the small POD run does or doesn't reset the "out of print" title clocks.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
another banner day for the first person plural
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
another banner day for the first person plural
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Last night a really fine and generous fella provided me with a copy of my 2009 novel to sign, and the book felt strange in my hand. When I opened it up, the back cover said it was printed in Las Vegas in 2025. Were I someone whose agent always responds to my little questions, I'd ask her about this.
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
365 day exposure, one year in a pinhole camera, 7.4.25 to 7.5.26 #solargraphy #pinholephotography #altprocess
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
late friday night is a good time to share a genuine masterpiece of the form.
youtu.be
POLAR SKATE CO. - You Got It My Boy Jamie...
YouTube video by Polar Skate Co
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
late friday night is a good time to share a genuine masterpiece of the form.
youtu.be
POLAR SKATE CO. - You Got It My Boy Jamie...
YouTube video by Polar Skate Co
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Marc Fischer @marc-fischer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I meant to share the link to that zine. Here it is: millionexperiments.com/zines/50-way...
millionexperiments.com
50 Ways To Meet Your Neighbor
To jump-start neighborly relations, try one of our (mostly untried) ways to meet your neighbors. As Paul Simon sang, “The answer is easy if you take it logically. I’d like to help you in your struggle...
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
skateboarding!
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
An honor to be on the editorial board of SAUCE, "A DIY journal dedicated to the cultural, social, aesthetic, and athletic contributions of skateboarding." Submissions open now: www.saucejournal.org
saucejournal.org
SAUCE Journal
A DIY academic journal dedicated to the cultural, social, aesthetic, and athletic contributions of skateboarding.
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Cole Nowicki @colenowicki.com · 03/07/2026
Also, Skateboarding and Urban Cultural Ecologies (SAUCE), a new "DIY journal dedicated to the cultural, social, aesthetic, and athletic contributions of skateboarding," is now open for submissions. www.saucejournal.org
saucejournal.org
SAUCE Journal
A DIY academic journal dedicated to the cultural, social, aesthetic, and athletic contributions of skateboarding.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i am just coughing over and over again until "skateboarding" tumbles onto the table and you people give it a good, sustained look
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sent out a letter. gleefully, i have no link to share for it. let me know if you'd like to read it along with letters to come.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sent out a letter. gleefully, i have no link to share for it. let me know if you'd like to read it along with letters to come.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
man holzer is such a skater, it's so rad
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
fun recent game in our house starts when i pause the music or movie or whatever and turn to my wife to ask, "what part of the upcoming Rush concert are you MOST excited about?"
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Children of the Sun (New Deal)
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
robbie williams ass nation
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Marc Fischer @marc-fischer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Once you have experienced the feeling of being able to publish whenever you want to, about whatever you want, for whoever you want, you may never want to do it any other way. I enjoy being published by other people too, but it usually has less direct benefit overall.
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