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Kyle Beachy

@kylebeachy.bsky.social
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Author of The Most Fun Thing (essays) and The Slide (a novel) linktr.ee/kbeachy

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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i got into a bit of an argument last year with a Known Author for arguing that today's college profs absolutely must redefine "cheating" rather than slot LLM-aided essay writing into the same old categories and procedures. professors simply aren't paid for this shit.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
yes, okay, but only one of these dudes' faces has made it onto a tee shirt that i own (i own two of the shirt)
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
have a look at this dude and just try not to feel blessed
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
anyway, here's a fakie heelflip, a trick that a lot of people have trouble with but i do not. why not? god probably. god and Rush.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i'm sorry. i fucked up so bad. 1994. great show.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I cannot tell you how many times I've tried this trick. I can tell you how it's never worked, ever, often comically so. How baffled I've been by it until today when, for whatever reason, something very small or large must have been different. I have no idea. It's a mystery. Skateboarding is so good.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
despair and capital, a love story
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i'm teaching my sentence writing / being a human class on the morning of Saturday, May 30. at the risk of boasting people tend to really quite like this class
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
like many developments, we can blame a whole lot of this on harry potter, per the great Christian TeBordo:
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
please consider buying my book about a life spent looking at nothing.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
gets it, yes.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"The Human Sentence," Sunday April 26, 2-4 pm
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
went and got a clip in honor of someday he's going to die
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
this? not as satisfying
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
there is nothing on this earth as satisfying
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
juan, have you met chavo?
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
not long ago i went into the woods. once there, i found this really beautiful old truck. then what. then i filmed it for ten seconds.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
very kind of Thrasher Magazine to come all the way to the desert and cover our magnificent little conference www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/slo...
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
once again i have subverted AWP expectations by hosting a reading 2,267 miles off site and one full week off time. thanks to the ten readers who made for an excellent night and a crowd that was engaged and attentive and wholly present throughout. skateboarding rules.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This will be the fifth of the Anything at All readings, whereby skaters, many of whom do not write and would never consider attending much less giving a literary reading, engage in a literary reading for a room full of skaters. It's the best night of the year and this year's lineup is wonderful.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
friends,
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
didn't sleep much, got a little twisted in the old noggin. went skateboarding. recalled the world beyond the noggin.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
look i am not sorry
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
a poem to read once a month, at least @havehashad.com
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
on sundays we post clips
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
on sundays we post clips
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
with much help from neighbor bill, i built a carport for the truck (know your neighbors and also make things whenever you can)
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I was sent this photo from Alaska along with the note, "It is literally the only book I’ve ever seen in our winter time skate spot." Consider this a holiday gift reminder, I suppose, and also a reminder to send notes.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
sure sounds like this Skate Story game is getting skateboarding exactly and uncannily right
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
they built a perfect little place in the middle of the desert
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wrote a very serious book about the world's least serious thing and I am more proud of it than anything else I've done. Phenomenology! Performance theory! Anatheism and even some William Gass!
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
we got them in new mexico, new mexico!
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Posting my opinions quickly before my status as Champion Bestselling Skateboard Author goes away
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
my wish today is that you all find something as unexceptional and perfectly fun as this little aluminum trashcan
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
extremely very fun yes
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
it was good
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Quite possibly the first thing of mine that's ever sold out. We're full! Go home!
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I found their father.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
old clip thursday, from yesterday (wednesday): a kickflop
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Company of Wolves (2007)
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
extremely happy for krasznahorkai, of whose work i am certain i've read more than you
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
it's Old Clip Thursday, let us gooooo
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
it's fine! did some light carpentry.
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Kyle Beachy @kylebeachy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
you guys ever been to new mexico?
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