Having this set in Newfoundland was perfect. Had some twists and turns I wasn't expecting. Josh Hartnett 4ever.

$38,660 a day. 45 cents a second. A live tally of the salary Connor Hellebuyck is giving up while the Jets play without him.

Alt: Owen Wilson's Creepy Stare in Father Figures

It is no longer stolen valor when I drop a "what's in the box?!?!"

Alt: Keanu Reeves Gives Thumbs Up

A cautionary tale about having sex with something your boss gives you.

Alt: Breaking Bad: Walter White's Chemistry Experiment

Alt: Danny Devito Always Sunny In Philadelphia: so you come crawling back you cheap sack of shit.

Alt: Sophia Petrillo: I'm Old and Forgetful... what Can I Saw!

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Alt: Malcolm McDowell: I Don't Get It

Alt: Seann William Scott: Yes! That is Awesome!

Alt: Futurama Zoidberg: Hooray for Me!

If your thing is Brendan Fraser yelling while rocking a combover, then I've got a movie for you.

Someone thought they were cooking with "300 but duller". Maybe they just really wanted to see goth Eva Green on the big screen.

One star for Brittany Daniel. One star for the Lynyrd Skynyrd scene.

I fear the wig budget was the cause of there not being enough swashbuckling.

A loving tribute with some great new things as well. Tears in my eyes due to airhorns and balls. The opening scene was a lot.

Alt: Blown Away Trish Stratus