kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 19/08/2026somehow the only time i have to deal with ups is whenever i order from thomann, but even then they just throw all my packages over the fence (1.5m tall) without ringing my bell or anything. surprised nothing has broken yet 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 16/07/2026wait until you see the other mods i installed 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 16/07/2026vindicta turns into a ball of light and slimes everyone out dot mp4 100
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 07/07/2026you can get by without playing nintendo games perfectly fine, they're a niche of their own. any other game runs on a pc just fine, and those are comparably priced to a console anyway, even despite terrible ram pricing 030
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 07/07/2026console players have been getting fucked for ages tbf, but (and this is gonna be a hot take to some) if you're still buying a console in the big 26 you're just begging for a pegging. there's no reason to buy a console that isn't a switch anymore, and i think that's also why the switch sells so well 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 07/07/2026also like. people still haven't realised that digital games often times don't have drm either, it's optional. most steam games i own myself come without drm and i've made use of that plenty when i had to emulate shit. people just can't fathom a standalone .exe with game files anymore for some reason 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 07/07/2026like. im an avid vinyl collector, because i care about the records i buy on vinyl a lot, not because someone makes more money from it. if i wanted that, id just buy the music digitally, it's tenfold what they'd make off me streaming their stuff and it's essentially negligible in environmental impact 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 07/07/2026we had a solution for artists getting paid more, it was called itunes. hell, we STILL do, and *especially* with bandcamp being a thing these days people have no reason to complain anymore. if you cbf to move the files around for life, both allow re-downloads anyway 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 05/07/2026A SONG OFF INFERNO NO LESS THAT ALBUM CAME OUT THE SAME DAY AS THE MOVIE WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEAAAANNNNNNNNUUHHHH 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 05/07/2026#backrooms WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THEY PUT BOARDS OF CANADA IN THE CREDITS I ALMOSY SCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT IN THE CINEMA GAHHHSHGFFS 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 29/06/2026codes for the forza players: tune 208 842 018 (mine) livery 703 315 211 (not mine) song is chance! by gyrofield btw 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 12/06/2026oh right #signalis or whatever i keep forgetting. please don't let me down bluesky the world needs to see ts 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 12/06/2026couple years ago when i first finished signalis i got bored one day and made some sort of tribute song inspired by it, taking a lot of its leitmotifs and putting them into one thing. never actually did anything w it and i don't really plan to, since it's not that great, so i'm uploading it here 140
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026i think one of his viewers made it or something 😭 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026lowkey the first thing that came to mind when i was trying to find something to post alongside the gta V entry was the fucking overwatch GTA loading screen that this one guy i watch spams in his vids like some shitty ult 220
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026anyway, being a bit of an elden ring hater i think this might take the cake for my fave soulslike of the decade once it releases, it's so fun, so versatile already, the animations and mechanics are fun and smooth, i'm really looking forward to the full release, i can only recommend it 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026i do like the little lore that's been given, the fact that people started building temples and such out of the bones of an old god's corpse that crashed down from heaven, it gives such a nice contrast in the environment bc there's just plain ivory structures among really dark and gloomy landscapes 230
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026my only gripe with it so far is that one specific enemy is... so woefully mistimed that it's almost impossible to dodge incoming attacks from it, and also the fact that that enemy specifically appears in areas where there's other enemies that deal up to 5 forced poison stacks when you kill them 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026i did just about anything you could do in the beta, unlocked everything, cleansed everything, explored everything, got every item, there's def some really cool mechanics in there with the many seals that you get so far (parry <3) and the tarstones giving you special abilities, effects or other stuff 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/06/2026Mortal Shell II Open Beta saw someone play this and decided to just try it myself, because it looked really fun and boy it sure was combat feels really nice so far, it looks stunning, the aesthetic is such a cool mix of DS/Bloodborne/Scorn, definitely lacks the gripes i had with soulslikes so far 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/06/2026addendum: there's a bonus track on a flexi disk hidden inside the art booklet for the deluxe physical edition vinyl that i bought. very very nice little song, i genuinely didn't know about it being a thing, since it wasn't listed anywhere so it was a super cool surprise 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/06/2026going on a descent down into hell, with god talking to you at the beginning and you going through the process of resurrection towards the end; though i might be reading too far into it. all in all just such an amazing album, so many memorable moments, every song is great, absolutely no misses. 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/06/2026deeply atmospheric and almost haunting experience front to back - definitely a bit of a new thing for them i feel. idk, i think some of the themes and samples they used are definitely commentary on the shit state of the world, it's done in a way that the album almost feels like you're actually (...) 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/06/2026had to wait a bit longer for the physical version bc i wanted the first listen to be special, but it was well worth it. introit/prophecy at the start of may only manifested how hyped i was for the album and it genuinely did not disappoint in the slightest. it's such a beautifully crafted, (...) 110
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/06/2026Boards of Canada - Inferno got really into BoC a little bit before covid with corsair; still one of my favourite duos of all time. tape 05/deep times dropping in april and the announcement for inferno was honestly the most hyped i've been for music in a while, given their 13 year hiatus. (...) 230
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 11/05/2026made this in light of github's uptime dropping to 85% 031
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 10/05/2026to be fair we can't call them gyms because that word is already reserved for one of our high schools (gymnasium), shoe and schuh are kinda the same, gloves are literally just hand shoes, and octopus are actually Oktopus, but *squids* are tintenfisch, because they're "fish" that produce Ink (tinte) 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 10/05/2026also singleplayer just sucks because other than the main missions you have no way of making Good money to spend on shit (that despawns anyway) and buildings you can buy (or stocks) are just not worth it because you wouldn't even be playing singleplayer long enough to make good ROI. fuck you rockstar 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 10/05/2026also tried modding and it was the most miserable experience ever, half the time mod creators are too lazy to make a mod that fixes the shortcomings of singleplayer (like not being able to keep cars unless you put them in a garage) work well, you'd think they would manage after 13 whole years 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 10/05/2026GTA V after 8 years(?) i decided to replay it bc i never actually finished the story and ngl it's Not Good for a gta game. story is short and uninteresting, characters are fun, gameplay is fun, but they half-assed the singleplayer for their biggest cashcow ever and its such wasted potential 320
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026years of trial and error on how to make myself look good and semi-good haircare 010
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026statistics show i look significantly hotter with pointy ears 171
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026truecels will know this 2021-2022 ball shoutout emi and para 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026fun fact that i never mentioned: the start of this song has two little noise sounds that represent the bit sequences of two CRC32 checksums of strings (since that's what ethernet FCS's use), the first one being "uhh cock" and the second "big banser 2016". yes, that's how old this song issoundcloud.comframe check sequencesee you later https://x.com/heketamusic/status/1880734806230937756 220
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING TSUNDERE GIRL SHUT UPPPPPPPP 330
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026yes i know hitchhiker's guide is a book series but let's be honest almost everyone's exposure to it has been the movie adaptation 020
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026in fact, stuff like this existed for a while now, esp with numbers, 69 has been a joke for a century (if not more), 42 from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (although that one less so, kids don't know that movie exists anymore), 727 which is a bit niche but over half a decade old now, and now it's 67 220
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 01/05/2026memes that base themselves off pattern recognition just stick more, it's why loss is still a thing, and it's only the really annoying ones that stick which is why shit like stick bug (and stuff based on it) kinda failed because you can't see that one in a lot of different common occasions 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 30/04/2026there's a surprising amount of direct loan words that are just unchanged german in english, like "spiel", "angst", "uber-" and such 120
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/04/2026like this is my avg speed on a mechanical and i probably won't be able to go over 120 even if i tried 💀 210
kyana ariane valerie ♱ @kyana.abyssal.audio · 02/04/2026what kind of keyboard do you even have to be able to crack out 140, i've only ever managed numbers that get close on a flat ass macbook keyboard 110