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Geoff

@kwoade.bsky.social
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Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is in fact an incredibly good house to be a terminally ill Labrador in 🤎
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not on here much! But it seemed only fair to head over here to say that unfortunately some quite hopeful treatment turned into no treatment options this avo so whilst biscuit’s diet is off (yay) she has 3-5 months to live. Hoping to make them good ones! 🤎❤️‍🩹
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have I perhaps noticed that this 630g of buttered prime medium rare resting Wagyu rump picanha is almost exactly the right size to fit in a small dog’s food bowl.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
full body WAG
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Little queen 🖤
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request. Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The punchlines write themselves!
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Ergonomic crochet platform
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦‍♀️)
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Surplus roasties!
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Clean up on aisle 6
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Warfare interruptus
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to. The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Zm
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Pastry blagger’s eyes
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
giving u a HARD STARE
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
5 today!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When suddenly dogs
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Berng berng berng ermaderg ermaderg ermaderg berng berng berng #berngderg
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Fond of dog walker.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Yellow lab, chocolate lab, meth lab 🖤
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
TIMBERRRRRRRRR
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Her spiderlings will eat well tonight
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The Joy of Socks
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mika does the very best little screams 💛 (She is an absolute wimp. No dogs were harmed in the making of this scream.)
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
what dog
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She’s about four degrees off barking at her own arse 💛
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Team lookout. Need to work on my guard bark apparently.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The absolute injustice of twoballs tink.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Would anyone like a turn on manky seagull.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Whilst tink appears supremely loyal, the small man is *in fact* the most effective acoustic barrier in the front room.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Dog squad. Heard toast.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Whilst dogs’ frilled lips are a superb adaptation to eating bones (apparently), things they cannot do include: 1. Blowing 2. Blowing raspberries 3. Whistling 4. Imitating fart noises for mutual entertainment 5. Eating toast crumbs off of elevated flat surfaces sideways.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Nancy always doubles back to say thank you for her treats
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Hey siri show me the happiest dog in the known universe
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Anyone want some socks.
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