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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is in fact an incredibly good house to be a terminally ill Labrador in 🤎

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not on here much! But it seemed only fair to head over here to say that unfortunately some quite hopeful treatment turned into no treatment options this avo so whilst biscuit’s diet is off (yay) she has 3-5 months to live. Hoping to make them good ones! 🤎❤️‍🩹

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Have I perhaps noticed that this 630g of buttered prime medium rare resting Wagyu rump picanha is almost exactly the right size to fit in a small dog’s food bowl.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

😂😂😂 cheers! That one’s been stolen a fair bit, tbf I don’t mind so long as they leave the @ in!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request. Does anyone here know a good exorcist.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The punchlines write themselves!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Oh are they? They come onto my feed every now and then 😂 All good here thanks, happy nearly Christmas!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Ergonomic crochet platform

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦‍♀️)

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Morning luna! Doing alright thanks bit brisk here tho! Hope you’re well!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to. The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

😁😂😂😂 everyone’s birthday tbf luna, biscuit’s a few days back and tink’s in ten days. I’ll pass that on! Hope you’re well!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Rain but only for a further 23 seconds

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

We had one of those earlier.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

5 today!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.