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Local Hisuinine GF @funnyarcaninelady.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you mean official trainsawlazer.
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Yining Karl Li @yiningkarlli.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Here's a super hot take of mine. If you've been in graphics long enough, you know I'm right though.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 26/04/2026
it's become that kind of week, hadn't it
Slept 15 hours: 2:43 am to 6:41pmSlept 5 hours: 7:43am to 9:16amSlept 14 hours: 2:30am to 5:00pm
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 19/03/2026
i think we should hunt marketing/advertising executives for sport
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 10/02/2026
Finally set up self-hosted* email and also set up GPG keys *receiving is completely self-hosted, sending goes through AWS SES due to ISP port 25 restrictions
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 01/01/2026
My achievements for the year 2025 include: - metabolising oxygen, water and food to produce energy - still having a (mostly) viable metabolism at the end of the year - planning to continue metabolising in 2026 - not going insane and walking off a cliff in to the ocean
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Emmanuel Goldstein 🇺🇦 @goldste.in · 25/12/2025
ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates: GSS2913 JCF8459 JGA1701 KDF4175 KHB9009 KRB7044 KTS7406 KTY4420 KVC9143 KVF9689 KWC9119 KWC9143 KWL5836 KWX9632 KXX2516 KZF3496 LBJ8897 LBX2697 LDY3457 LEN4816 LJB8929 LJN1327 LJN1370 LXT1388 More soon!
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quecey (Queer Computer Club) @quecey.queercomputerclub.ca · 20/12/2025
a blahaj plushie on a dark background, photographed by a security camera. the date and name of the camera, "doorbot eyeball" is in the top left
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 18/11/2025
What has higher uptime this month: a s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶ floor pc in my bedroom, or @cloudflare.social?
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robinproblem @robinproblem.art · 05/11/2025
Domestic airports imply the existence of feral airports
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Soren Iverson @soren.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
DoorDash block time to deal with the consequences of your order
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 21/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1be...
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 09/10/2025
Perfect time to do some crime
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 08/10/2025
another day, another "Duo account is disabled"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/09/2025
I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 12/09/2025
rest in piss Kirk
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 11/09/2025
All of the Helluva Boss songs are on Spotify now: open.spotify.com/artist/30cRk...
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Helluva Boss
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I will never understand a mentality this utterly, eagerly servile to the worst figures on the planet.
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 09/09/2025
New hobby: go through marketing/tracking etc companies on linkedin, find their tracking api endpoints, and submit them to easylist
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 28/08/2025
guess who just spent 2 days debugging a weird floating point inaccuracy issue before they realized they had loaded old data in the qemu buildroot?
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 06/08/2025
"Our nation already passed the tipping point where we might hope to match the deliberative bicameral legislative process of, say, shore crabs."
theonion.com
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
WASHINGTON—Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States fr...
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/07/2025
Expanse has like, the highest concentration of ladies I wish would bully me, of any show Ergo it's actually the very most woke
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
There have been plenty of horrendous days for America and today is no exception. What a horrific, sadistic, and stupid bill. I have nothing to express but anger and sorrow at this moment.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 03/07/2025
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 20/06/2025
Going to try modding the pinebuds firmware
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 03/06/2025
Straight to jail (pun intended)
Meme image. A Pikachu holding a rainbow flag and another one with a stop sign on a colourful gradient background, with the text:

it's "june"

which mean it's
ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT

anyone caught NOT
being a GAY will
be immediately 
reported to the FBI.
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 21/04/2025
:3 on main
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potion of @handle.invalid · 20/04/2025
i've committed less warcrimes than the average nobel peace prize recipient and no one ever gave me a million dollars
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 11/04/2025
PhD student watching all my undergrad friends to into big tech be like
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 06/04/2025
unfortunately from the passenger seat I can see all of my skill issues with stunning clarity
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 05/04/2025
Pro tip: Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer? Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress. So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 05/04/2025
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
[text from the Declaration of Independence]

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 30/03/2025
I stayed up until 6:00 a.m. because I thought a paper was due at 8am. Turns out it's due 8am _the next day _
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It's Forge @itsforge.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Satire is dead and we sit on its corpse like a throne
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Why do we all have to suffer because old men want to make a public spectacle of their brains losing all their wrinkles?
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 03/03/2025
Anyone else say "bis-kee" to themselves when they type `bsky.app`?
Screenshot from Wikipedia: "Astronauts communicated with the AGC using a numeric display and keyboard called the DSKY (for "display and keyboard", pronounced "DIS-kee"). The AGC and its DSKY user interface were developed in the early 1960s for the Apollo program by the MIT Instrumentation Laboratory and first flew in 1966.[5] "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Guidance_Computer
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12/02/2025
Good luck not reading "homeowner" as "ho-meow-ner" from now on. (read alt text for context if the image makes zero sense)
Screenshot of a terminal session in which I took the English word list that comes with macOS and searched for all words that contain the text "meow", except for ones that start with "meow" (meowing, meows etc). 

The only result of the search was "homeowner".

The appropriately named "cat" command is used for listing the contents of the word list, and "grep" for searching for lines that match or don't match some text or pattern.

The actual text content of the picture is:

  ❯ cat /usr/share/dict/words|grep -v "^meow"|grep meow
  homeowner

The "meow" in "homeowner" is colored red.

(And yes I know it's more inefficient to do the "grep -v" first, shut up nerd)
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 11/02/2025
PSA: To those using Monaspice instead of Monaspace for the Nerdfont and Powerline symbols: Monaspace 1.200 now includes them! github.com/githubnext/m...
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Release v1.200 · githubnext/monaspace
✨ Monaspace v1.2 has so many new features. It's time to get 🤓 nerdy. Nerdier than science thought possible. Buckle up. ✨ 👉 Everything fixed in v1.2 👈 Key Updates ✅ 1.2 will close out over 70 issue...
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 01/02/2025
My Logitech G604 setup, any why I use it: wiki.kurtw.dev/en/notes/log...
wiki.kurtw.dev
Logitech G604 Keybinds
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/01/2025
Lords of COBOL, hear my PRAYER DIVISION
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Roxi Wheels @roxiwheels.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today and in the coming days, remember
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Sometimes parents call to make sure it's ok to click the X to close a folder. Other times they call because they've already clicked OK on 10 diff website prompts, tried putting the username in the password field and sent the password as a reply to the 2FA text. What website? They don't know.
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kurt @kurtw.dev · 19/12/2024
lab work be like
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The reason people believe dumb shit and conspiracies is because the dumb shit is free and the truth costs $9.99/mo
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