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george du bois

@kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
1.1K followers 489 following 9.5K posts

he/him. russian sleeper cell. red and blue maga get the wall. all i do is eat hot борщ and lie.

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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"[chat]GPT, why did you use all of my money to buy 1034 pairs of socks??" "[dumbass user], i wanted you to have a full plethora of options to choose from!"
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <gasp> AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
dang o.o
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
sorry for crashing into you while escaping the fascist proprietor 👉👈
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
✋🤚 the Hottie Reconnaissance Team (HRT). they wanted me to make sure you were still a hottie :3
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
that's awesome, lena wife c:
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Image macro of Patrick from SpongeBob wearing jeans and a wifebeater leaning while shooting lasers from his eyes. The text says:

"You wore that shirt yesterday"

Guess what mf

There's this thing called an airfryer
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
repost if you agree: women
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i have a license to open carry bofa
Dr. Manhattan vaporizing an ice agent and saying "bofa deez nuts". On the ground it says Fuck Ice
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
sundowning, as a treat
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
[meowing incomprehensibly]
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
beach! c:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
that's heavy
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de’on @justkeepskeeting.pro · 28/03/2026
@scissors.myatproto.social baby animals
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
DON'T TREAD ON ME
gas nozzle with sign "caution do not insert in mouth or rectum"
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
wait till they hit you with the "what did you mean by this?"
A quote by Katie Tightpussy with her signature grinning avatar in black and white to the left of it.
Quote:
"i hate trans people"
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
he looks thrilled 😭
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
fucking iconic
youtu.be
Rock Lee Without Weights (ENG SUB)
YouTube video by RoflcopterPunch
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
after sleeping under them for long enough, do you just levitate without them? im thinking of rock lee's fight with gaara, where he takes off the ankle weights
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
this came out so well! look at the lil ghost fishies :3
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
need c:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
literally me last night 🙃
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
hi c:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
aaa i just remembered the joy i felt when i did the russian equivalent of knocking on wood (three dry spits over your left shoulder) as we were unsure of what we were doing working and he said "exactly!" :3
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
plus, thunderstorm c:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
thunderstorm soon? good. my car is caked in a whole layer of pollen and could use the rinse
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
happy birthdayy 🥳
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
that rules
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A 4chan post with a picture of someone in bed aiming an anti-materiel rifle towards a door at the foot of said bed.
The text of the post (in bold):
DON'T JUST STAND THERE
COME IN
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
im so jealous
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
got to meet a cool russian fella at work today. we're both into computers and are from moscow (:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i've been thinking something similar lately. think a number of boys/men have learned about which patriarchal behaviors and thoughts to avoid but haven't yet developed ones to "replace" them
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
oml 😩
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
um 😳 stas 😳 hi 😳
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
never too much 💜
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A photo of a paper flyer taped to a tree. It looks like a standard "lost pet" notice but features a photo of a white cat with blue eyes and text that reads: "ATTENTION. She is not lost, I just want you to see how beautiful she is."
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
wonder how much AB is going to continue to ride ethan klein's dick as the IOF invade his country. like, is he gonna double down and ride it harder or will he grow a spine? only time will tell
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i mean, what else can one expect when some podcasting dunce is appointed to one of the highest law enforcement positions in the federal government? 🤷
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🔔new Life is Strange is out, btw🔔
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
about on par for what's expected of florida drivers
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
who do you think you're fooling?
A Chinese meme-styled panda is in the middle of being punched by another.
Caption (on the punching arm): 死开!
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
*see an interesting article* ooo let's learn more about this *hit with paywall* oh ok! i guess im too poor to learn about this c:
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHA €100k a day fine?? you might as well be asking them for thousands of pennies. god, the euroid governments are so cooked and cucked to Capital. not quite as cooked as ours but Soon™️
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
logging on
A comedically edited picture of a cat answering a work phone with one (human) hand and typing on a laptop with the other. To the right of the cat is a hand pointing at a watch on the wrist of another, to indicate time pressure. To the left of the cat is a noose. There are Chinese captions that roughly translate to "was so busy at work, forgot to kill myself".
Top caption: 光顾着上班
Bottom caption: 忘记上吊了
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
mods! he spilt my jice!
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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
my favorite is when, as you're using the app, it closes itself to apply an update without any prompt (:
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/03/2026
born to :3 react. forced to 👍 react. abolish all jobs.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
what i want is unclear. what i need is unclear. what i am is unclear. i would like a sandwich
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