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Jake Kulkowski 💀

@kulkowski.bsky.social
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Founder of @guillotine.agency - working on your favourite games 🔪 King in the North 🐺

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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Having a day of playing unreleased client projects and being reminded why I got into the games industry, I absolutely live for days like this. So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck. Phenomenal
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
All I've heard is that he director has adapted it to make James a lot more like Jim Morrison, for some reason. Hope that sets some tone for you 😂
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Might go and see Return to Silent Hill today but apparently it's so bad it's not 'so bad it's good' it's just 'pisses you off' I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
😭 nooooooooo
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 23/04/2025
enjoy expedition 33 xoxo
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Explaining the concept of VHS to my daughter by saying it's like a switch cartridge you put under the TV to watch an old episode of a cartoon.. Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime. Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is old town! I just did a wall tour and a game of thrones thing. Did the whole perimeter, took hours to be fair Cable car was down today because of the wind but try that if it's back tomorrow Oh and try Nishta, best veggie food in a 50 mile radius
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something. Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I'm there now!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
Jake on a panel with Dan Pearson, Anita Wong and Mike Hendrixen. Smart capable humans who are more eloquent than him A steak on some orange sauce idkA view of the coastline
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
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Fighting-Games Daily @fgcdaily.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
📰iSHOWSPEED AND KSI IN PROMOTIONAL TRAILER FOR FATAL FURY: CITY OF THE WOLVES AND EUBANK VS BENN MATCH! THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Common Future Friends W
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This looks nuts!!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Fucking get innnnn mannnn Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
David Wise or we riot
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Extreme kino. Miyamoto WhatsApped me. (Argos)
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Let's go, calling dibs on Nabbit
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Target acquired
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Gotta be right? In a sense aren't all Souls games 'co-op' if you include summoning. Don't suppose it'll be a Nightreign situation but would be interesting to see if they feature some sort of persitent co-op state, really exciting!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The most interesting thing about Legally Distinct Bloodborne is that it was referred to as "a brand-new multiplayer game" by Nintendo. Seamless co-op or?
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
FROM Soft just announced the closest thing to Castlevania we're gonna get in a long time....and it's Switch 2?
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A decade of inimitable brilliance Fear the old blood🩸
Queen Yharnam, Ptumerian Queen - Cosplay by Zep Hindle and repainted by Aku
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Prepping for OSRS geoguessr?????
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 24/03/2025
first Guillotine Club of 2025 goes out end of the week its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪 bit.ly/HeadsOff
Twilight film reference, the vampires Aro, Caius and Marcus, wearing gothic-style aristocratic garb, stand atop a marble balcony. At the center, Aro looks down toward the camera.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
As the representative for my people, yes ofc it is. Any celebration like that I'm sure people can find some keys down the back of the sofa. We can just order them from steam. Hardware is a bit different but totally doable. I'll send u some stuff @radderss.bsky.social u hero. Check email tomorrow!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
transcend games, become literature
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
omfg....
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yeah!! And what an accent!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"gotta crash out to crash in" - @dingyfairy.bsky.social
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
no bitches 😔
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The worst was dying to apes in Tiquanda, then on the run-back from the Port Hope depot I fell down a hole with no rope and died to 3 cave rats, at level 42....
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Crazy that they've added sound effects since then and just introduced a new class (wtf)! Adura Vita
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend Until now... 😭 APOGEA Cannot come soon enough. Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
An isometric image of a lone player in a meadow, or a woodland, it looks like the best thing you've ever seen.A town centre from an isometric angle..a player talks to an NPC. The streets look dangerous.A pirate ship, simulating the famous transport of Tibia, best game ever made I'm history. A character called Farage (assumedly not related to that racist guy in the UK) speaks to an NPC. He says "hello"
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Omg!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Silent Hill F we are ssooooo fucking baaaaaack
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
2pm at @guillotine.agency gonna be absolute fire today, watch
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Made the diabolical mistake of watching ONE clip of The Apprentice on YouTube last night and now my algorithm thinks I give a fuck and is spamming me with recommends This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
She's only gone and bloody done it!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You are once again the coolest guy ever.
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 24/02/2025
Taking a look at the 2,500+ demos at Steam Next Fest? Is your head rolling not knowing which games to try? Here are some live demos that we're working on to keep an eye out for! 🧵 #SteamNextFest
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If I don't have ten reviews on my desk when I return from holiday tomorrow you're going in the Gakzone Also Fortnite review plz Thank u
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Whilst I slack off @dingyfairy.bsky.social will post the @guillotine.agency next fest demo contributions when it starts so if you wanna see some cool stuff. Keep an eye out. You'll see some of them at the top 10 of New and Trending and Popular Upcoming anyway probs 😇
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
2.5k NEXT Fest demos today 😂 if you played each one for a minute it's the equivalent of a full-time 9-5 this week meaning you'll JUST get through them all if you work late tonight. Good luck out there and post bangers so I can play them when I'm home from holiday 🫡
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
At who owns Twitch, you just said Amazon don't own them and they're friends or whatever but for the last decade they've been owned by Amazon so just trying to better educate you if you're making stances on corporate alignment Be well man 🙏
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I think you need to have another look mate 😂
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
But Amazon?! Pick your poison man
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
tbh I'm more surprised when creators from 2016-2021 DID do it from the start tbh! It was deffo "Youtube Vs Twitch" back then. Did you? I didn't ;|
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