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Jake Kulkowski 💀

@kulkowski.bsky.social
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Founder of @guillotine.agency - working on your favourite games 🔪 King in the North 🐺

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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Might go and see Return to Silent Hill today but apparently it's so bad it's not 'so bad it's good' it's just 'pisses you off' I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
😭 nooooooooo
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something. Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
Jake on a panel with Dan Pearson, Anita Wong and Mike Hendrixen. Smart capable humans who are more eloquent than him A steak on some orange sauce idkA view of the coastline
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Target acquired
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A decade of inimitable brilliance Fear the old blood🩸
Queen Yharnam, Ptumerian Queen - Cosplay by Zep Hindle and repainted by Aku
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
omfg....
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend Until now... 😭 APOGEA Cannot come soon enough. Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
An isometric image of a lone player in a meadow, or a woodland, it looks like the best thing you've ever seen.A town centre from an isometric angle..a player talks to an NPC. The streets look dangerous.A pirate ship, simulating the famous transport of Tibia, best game ever made I'm history. A character called Farage (assumedly not related to that racist guy in the UK) speaks to an NPC. He says "hello"
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Many of you will never understand the extreme highs of a 90% response rate There's magick in the mundane
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Lil Llangollen stroll. Every house looks haunted as fuck.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Never been so shocked at a 'celebrity' death as this... It just seemed impossible. Cannot believe it and absolutely gutted. Rest in peace to the ultimate 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Mate you'll love this, the AI they're using is mad. But why not the Stamford? Choosy little BASTARDS
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READ
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If I like films so much why don't I use letterboxd? Oh uh..
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Cryptid sighting (colourised) Kent 2024
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Nadolig Llawen pawb 💀 Happy Christmas one and all 🎄
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just watched the generational great of my fabled and magical sport get crowned, bluesky. Scenes here in the North Wales woodland. Usyk 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Finally got round to playing Mouthwashing. Stunning. Reminded me of That Which Gave Chase, which was severely overlooked I think!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My latest music on the big bad BBC iPlayer yknow, Netflix 2025 🤝
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Went out tonite
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Chilling with the erupted volcano before my flight home
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
On a boat, watching the Northern Lights at sea and I just pulled this bad boy 😤
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Creature from the Sky Lagoon
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
❄️
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Four games I've worked on 🙂‍↕️
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Going to Iceland today and the UK decided we have Iceland at home - between this morning's snow and the northern lights earlier in the year.. 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
:(
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Made one of these myself then saw it was a thread running hehe 1. Mewgenics 2. Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap 3. Croakwood (also, Expedition 33 should be on everyone's most anticipated, but of course I am incredibly bias)
MewgenicsCroakwoodOrcs Must Die! Deathtrap
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🍃 Creators on Bsky 🍃 The stunning, open-world fantasy exploration game TOWERS OF AGHASBA launches into early access on Tuesday for Steam & PS5 6 regions to explore 🗺️ 50+ creatures 🦕 150+ decorations to craft 🪑 1-4 players 👥 If you wanna to request a copy, DM me and I'll check Monday!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Last night was like a Hitman level 2km walk in the dark through some manor grounds in total silence. Buildings lit up this weird red colour for seemingly no reason. Then over the hill, music, a gathering and a huge huge fire. 💀 I lived bitch
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Sonic fans are rabid. Send 100 emails out and get 83 replies overnight. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Thought this was a promo image for a next gen remaster of Resident Evil 7 but it's before and after pics of Asmongold cleaning his room. This isn't even a joke, I genuinely thought this was a HD remaster marketing 😭😭😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
It's EGX/MCM next week!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
💀💀💀💀
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
we are so back
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
GOATed tbh.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A labour of love for hundreds and hundreds. Glad to have played even a tiny part. All hail Baldur's Gate 3.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
What do you MEAN Threads userbase has halved already?!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
For the first/last time ever, a world title fight happened during my lunch break and the best pound for pound champion in the world was decided. Inoue. 9 belts. 25 fights. 25 wins. 22 KOs. If only you knew, Bluesky.... If only you knew...
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Where do the Gs hang out?
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I'm not on Threads. I'm in Montreal!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Went to TwitchCon. Nearly got raptured.
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