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Jake Kulkowski 💀

@kulkowski.bsky.social
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Founder of @guillotine.agency - working on your favourite games 🔪 King in the North 🐺

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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Having a day of playing unreleased client projects and being reminded why I got into the games industry, I absolutely live for days like this. So far I've played a God Game, a JRPG, an ARPG and a total artistic indie mindfuck. Phenomenal
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Might go and see Return to Silent Hill today but apparently it's so bad it's not 'so bad it's good' it's just 'pisses you off' I've had to sit through a bunch of shitty Silent Hill 2 ripoffs that miss the point, but they're all games. So what different does it make if this one's a film? 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
😭 nooooooooo
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 23/04/2025
enjoy expedition 33 xoxo
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Explaining the concept of VHS to my daughter by saying it's like a switch cartridge you put under the TV to watch an old episode of a cartoon.. Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime. Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something. Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
Jake on a panel with Dan Pearson, Anita Wong and Mike Hendrixen. Smart capable humans who are more eloquent than him A steak on some orange sauce idkA view of the coastline
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
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Fighting-Games Daily @fgcdaily.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
📰iSHOWSPEED AND KSI IN PROMOTIONAL TRAILER FOR FATAL FURY: CITY OF THE WOLVES AND EUBANK VS BENN MATCH! THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This looks nuts!!
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Fucking get innnnn mannnn Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Target acquired
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The most interesting thing about Legally Distinct Bloodborne is that it was referred to as "a brand-new multiplayer game" by Nintendo. Seamless co-op or?
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
FROM Soft just announced the closest thing to Castlevania we're gonna get in a long time....and it's Switch 2?
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A decade of inimitable brilliance Fear the old blood🩸
Queen Yharnam, Ptumerian Queen - Cosplay by Zep Hindle and repainted by Aku
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 24/03/2025
first Guillotine Club of 2025 goes out end of the week its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪 bit.ly/HeadsOff
Twilight film reference, the vampires Aro, Caius and Marcus, wearing gothic-style aristocratic garb, stand atop a marble balcony. At the center, Aro looks down toward the camera.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
omfg....
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"gotta crash out to crash in" - @dingyfairy.bsky.social
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
no bitches 😔
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend Until now... 😭 APOGEA Cannot come soon enough. Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
An isometric image of a lone player in a meadow, or a woodland, it looks like the best thing you've ever seen.A town centre from an isometric angle..a player talks to an NPC. The streets look dangerous.A pirate ship, simulating the famous transport of Tibia, best game ever made I'm history. A character called Farage (assumedly not related to that racist guy in the UK) speaks to an NPC. He says "hello"
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Silent Hill F we are ssooooo fucking baaaaaack
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
2pm at @guillotine.agency gonna be absolute fire today, watch
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Made the diabolical mistake of watching ONE clip of The Apprentice on YouTube last night and now my algorithm thinks I give a fuck and is spamming me with recommends This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 24/02/2025
Taking a look at the 2,500+ demos at Steam Next Fest? Is your head rolling not knowing which games to try? Here are some live demos that we're working on to keep an eye out for! 🧵 #SteamNextFest
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
2.5k NEXT Fest demos today 😂 if you played each one for a minute it's the equivalent of a full-time 9-5 this week meaning you'll JUST get through them all if you work late tonight. Good luck out there and post bangers so I can play them when I'm home from holiday 🫡
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If Twitch nuking Highlights isn't making you consider a YouTube VOD channel idk what to tell you guys
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This the type of shit other parents warn you about that your kids could stumble upon if you don't monitor them on YouTube 😭 Spiderman Marries Elsa but it's really Freddy Fazbear (REAL) type shit META running neck and neck with AI generated Disney parody slop
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Bar for bar bite for bite Mini Eggs gotta be up there in top chocolates ever man. They got it all.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Go straight to the main menu amirite
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Elden Ring Nightrein on valentines day, let us simply fucking go
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Every game is Returnal now
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Got mistaken for another childs dad today on the school run...by the childs own mother. 😭 I know I'm a generic gamer preset option 1 but I cannot be that stereotypically dadlike? Sobering. Happy Friday.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trying not to fanboy but.. Jerma, Vinesauce and NorthernLion are all playing games we're working on in the same week 😭
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Music in Kingdom Come is so OTT it's like Star Wars or something. Woman gives you a sack of herbs and bombastic strings start playing. Borderline campy.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy for all the Sims girlies on the timeline RN. You make up about 1/5 of my following list 😂 This is your moment. Motherlode.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Expedition 33 is one of them ones. The amount of work the Devs and @kepler-interactive.bsky.social are putting in is absolutely unreal. The care is just..something great. Really excited to help support this one. They're cooking up some heat.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Many of you will never understand the extreme highs of a 90% response rate There's magick in the mundane
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Lil Llangollen stroll. Every house looks haunted as fuck.
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WhaddupNico 💡 Graphic Designer for Hire! @whaddupnico.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
David Lynch has been a huge influence for many, including some of my favourite games. The "myserious small town in the mountains vibe" will never grow old in my book. R.I.P. David Lynch 🍩
Mizzurna Falls, 1998Deadly Preminition, 2009Silent Hill 2, 2001 (Remake, 2024)Alan Wake, 2010
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Velha Avulsa @moreirc.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Eterno.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Never been so shocked at a 'celebrity' death as this... It just seemed impossible. Cannot believe it and absolutely gutted. Rest in peace to the ultimate 😭
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KrisWB 🌱 @kriswbennett.co.uk · 11/01/2025
With every episode of The Traitors I fall more and more in love with Claudia Winkleman.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READY TO GET ON A ZOOM MEETING FOR 15 MINUTES HELLO JAKE READ
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Guillotine @guillotine.agency · 07/01/2025
BREAKING: New York under attack by mysterious creatures. Teams of journalists are braving the streets to bring us more details 📸 ...in a video game (1-4 player co-op horror Headliners out this month - apply for a key, survive the chaos and make the headlines😈👇) forms.gle/iDtyUkxh2zDv...
An image of scared news reporters with the words 'Headliners'
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
If you're a streamer, make a YouTube channel. Happy New Year.
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If I like films so much why don't I use letterboxd? Oh uh..
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Cryptid sighting (colourised) Kent 2024
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Jake Kulkowski 💀 @kulkowski.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Nadolig Llawen pawb 💀 Happy Christmas one and all 🎄
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