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I ride bikes and do quantum stuff. #julialang and #bikenyc.

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JuliaHub @juliahub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Julia 1.13 is here—faster startup, faster precompilation, and a better developer experience. See what’s new: julialang.org/blog/2026/09...
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Julia 1.13 Highlights
Highlights of the Julia 1.13 release.
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JuliaCon 2026 @juliacon.org · 13/08/2026
Don't miss our Thursday evening keynote live now! t.co/Jio3HLfSrR
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Adventure cat on patrol
Nora, a long haired calico cat, is wearing a blue safety harness as she explores the balcony beyond her catio.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Teacher in a one room schoolhouse in Saskatchewan
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In one of the more shocking revelations in this whole thing, as far as I can tell this guy didn’t go to Stanford.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yet again having to explain to my cat that if he sits down on the chair first, I can’t sit down in order for him to get to have lap time, all while he furiously meows at me demanding lap.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’re going to have to send the Bayeux tapestry back
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never feel as in tune with and connected to my body as when my upper respiratory system is doing something gross
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This happened with my W-2 this year (I could only login to the mobile app, not the website) and it nearly killed me.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ambrose has figured out a powerful new technique to get attention from his mama -- if you saunter over and literally sit on top of her, she'll have no option but to clean your ears for you. Cat innovator of the year!
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It’s telling the junior student it will look at their code on Monday and whoops it’s now Thursday
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This stands a real chance of seriously inconveniencing me but it would also be extremely funny, so I have no choice but to surrender to the utilitarian calculus here
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Guillaume Dalle @gdalle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Very exciting to see the team behind PyData Paris crossing language borders! I'll definitely attend 👀
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m reading this book "More Everything Forever" and it’s remarkable how in Ray Kurzweil's vision of the future, humanity just turns into the Tyranids
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gongooz... 1) what on earth is going on in the UK that they’re calling it this 2) is this only for canals there or can you be this for the Erie Canal or C&O
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Gongoozler - Wikipedia
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The tubeless gods have punished me for my hubris by giving me a flat the one day I forgot to bring my pump.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We’re living in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
go to an academic conference
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
People aren’t talking enough about finishing a bag of sour gummy worms on a long bike ride then slowly getting all the sour crystals once home
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
34 and apparently my max heart rate is at least 202? Well, I won’t argue…
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Dustin Johnson 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸 @warandcoffee.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026
I will believe that Canadian governments are actually serious about our prosperity and role in the world when they start funding our universities at an actually effective level rather than constantly cutting them.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My cat when he hasn’t sat on my lap in the last hour: ooooowwwuuuuuu I’m freezing to death through my belly please human please do something I need to sit on lap
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Mathieu Besançon @matbesancon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Inria (sadly not here yet) will be preparing candidates for the Marie Skłodowska-Curie Postdoctoral Program scholarships. The institute also centralized a whole list of hosting teams (including GHOST, mine!) with potential topics: www.inria.fr/en/marie-skl...
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Marie Skłodowska-Curie Actions Postdoctoral Fellowships: 2026 Inria Training Programme & Hosting Offers
Inria proposes a full-fledged training programme for Marie Skłodowska-Curie Actions Postdoctoral Fellowships (MSCA PF) candidates, as well as numerous project hosting offers. This will allow you, thro...
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Abe verification? My first Linux install involved multiple boot disks.
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Valentin Churavy @vchuravy.dev · 23/01/2026
The #JuliaCon Global 2026 call for proposals is open! We have a host of exciting minisymposia and we look forward to your talks! Find more information on juliacon.org/2026/cfp/ and submit your proposal until February 28th at pretalx.com/juliacon-202... #julia @julialang.org
JuliaCon Global 2026
Call for Proposals is Open!
Submission Deadline: February 28, 2026
Johannes Gutenberg University
Mainz, Germany
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Wikipedia article of the day is the discovery of the burial place of Richard III and the header image is his excavated skeleton. I understand it’s hard to look cool or suave as a skeleton but he really seems to have a “bwuh???” thing going on.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In other news, Ambrose the cat is busy making his king’s progress around the various fleece blankets in the apartment
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Status dramaticus
Ambrose the fluffy tuxedo cat is lying mournfully on top of a set of piano books, looking bereft in a very 19th century way
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Made tartiflette. This stuff rules it’s like loaded scalloped potatoes BUT it’s French so it’s good for you.
Potatoes, onion, cheese, and bacon — just what the doctor ordered!
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
How many hours will it take local statistical physics PhD haver to realize the office is cold because the radiator is not on? The answer may surprise you (please give your response in Planck units).
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Don’t these people emailing me with options because part of my order is out of stock know I’m the world’s most precious pea who should never have to read any emails ever?
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
SICKOS YES
I finished the Rapha festive 500, a challenge to ride 500km on some kind of bicycle between December 24 and 31. It’s my first time!
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Reaching the level of holiday social commitments that I’m making a list in my notes app
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Me to Nora: sweet miss, I have things to do, could you please get off my lap? Nora leaves. Ambrose: perfect… a golden opportunity to take over the lap sitting role
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Evan Spotte-Smith (they/them) @ewcss.info · 27/11/2025
Released v0.2.0 of the @coreacter.org code SimpleDirectedHypergraphs.jl, a Julia package for dealing with my current mathematical obsession, directed hypergraphs. New release includes heuristic and exact shortest-path algorithms for directed hypergraphs. #mathsky #networksci #hypergraph #julialang
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GitHub - CoReACTER/SimpleDirectedHypergraphs.jl: An package for directed hypergraphs in the Julia programming language, extending SimpleHypergraphs.jl
An package for directed hypergraphs in the Julia programming language, extending SimpleHypergraphs.jl - CoReACTER/SimpleDirectedHypergraphs.jl
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
CRISIS OF CIVILIZATION (I am experiencing a headache)
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Using async task based multiprocessing (brushing teeth with one hand and putting a sock on with the other)
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It should be illegal to have allergies
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When you left late but still make the meeting on time because it got delayed 🙏
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I need to shower but my cat doesn’t want to lose her heated pillow
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Made a noise last night and Nora got mad at me 😞
Picture in mirror of my arm somewhat shredded by an angry cat
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It’s gotta be crazy to scratch the back of your head with your back paw. It must feel like a million bucks.
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
www.sheldonbrown.com/pbp-emily-ob... Real sicko stuff (laudatory)
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Paris-Brest-Paris 2007 on Fixed Gear
Paris-Brest-Paris 2007 on Fixed Gear by Emily O'Brien
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I love having Final Destination brain such that if I’m walking around in socks holding a screwdriver I can’t stop thinking about how I might slip and impale my kidney or something
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Jacob S. Zelko @thecedarprince.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I am on the job market and wanted to advertise myself here! 🤠 Looking for full-time or contracting roles! Historically, my work spans population dynamics, healthcare informatics, robust adaptive controls, software engineering, and community engagement. 🧪 #STEMjobs #academicsky #publichealth
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The us-east-1 outage is preventing me from uploading my Strava ride
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Imagining Mayor Adams giving an advancement to candidacy talk
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I’m currently at war with my back wheel and the refusal of my tire to sit properly on the rim, please pray for me and send patch kits thank you
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bike weird @kshyatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
rocSOLVER doesn’t have geev or any other general eigensolver? What about my non symmetric/hermitian on-device matrices????
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Guillaume Dalle @gdalle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
JuliaCon Local Paris starts tomorrow 🤩 Which part of our amazing program are you most excited about? #JuliaLang @juliacon.bsky.social @julialang.org
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