Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Certainly no Players Club shows to walk to from there! 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ahhh, okay. I'm too much of a "city kid" I guess. As hilarious as it is to identify as that, having grown up anywhere near where we did. 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's such an automatic response that I'll put it on before turning into a parking spot in a completely empty lot. I don't understand how anyone doesn't. 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Where were these?! I literally only remember V&J's and BiLo's video section. (Probably important to note that I have forgotten a troubling amount of stuff from childhood for someone barely 40) 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Unfortunately for the modern-day tech bros, mechanical automata are rad as hell. Not so much llms. 000
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026There's only one flock I want to see out there solving crimes. 011
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hahaha. True fact: when someone says "did I see you on..." And it ends with "the Chris Gethard Show", I get way more excited that when it ends with "Jeopardy" 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Going to the UK next month. Time to get my "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEAS. PLEASE WARN ME IF THERE'S GONNA BE SURPRISE PEAS" tshirt ready. 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/04/2026There are now TWO large dogs in our neighborhood who, upon seeing Cliff (a small dog) from any distance... 1) get down as flat as possible so Cliff knows that they are also secretly small dogs and 2) refuse to move even an inch until Cliff makes his way up to them. 130
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Tragic news, you guys! The local weatherman is leaving the station! 040
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Romy and Michele. Harold and Kumar. Harold and Maude. Mary and Max. Brian and Charles. Gimme those title pairs. 000
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Thanks to Letterboxd, it is becoming clear to me that my favorite genre of movie is those titled [Name] and [Other Name] (additional words optional) 100
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I regret to inform you that I saw Harold and Maude for the first time on Friday and will only be listening to Yusuf / Cat Stevens for like at least a month. 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How many trans authors do I need to listen to before Audible stops promoting HP to me on the home screen? sheesh. 040
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Iykyk. But if ydk, I'll explain it to y on account of I'm nice. 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I continue to write Storygraph reviews that belong on Letterboxd. 010
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 27/02/2026New art! "Murmuration". Currently on display at the Peninsula Art Academy. 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Tshirt idea for queer Price is Right audience members: "I came on out, and now I'm ready to come on down!" 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Hey Slack ads on the Olympics, you can take out the notification sounds. It's the weekend. I don't need to get stressed out like that. 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I can make this joke because my mom doesn't know about Bluesky 250
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman? 140
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Pretty sure on stage at Jeopardy! was the calmest I've ever felt, and I will never be able to explain that. 240
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad? 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene. 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia" 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands. 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 05/02/2026In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick. 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.) 011
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now? 030
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life. 000
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 11/11/2025My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes. 000
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/10/2025It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..." 010
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill. 230
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy. 000
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 01/10/2025It's the year 2025 and I still can't stop thinking about Velvet Buzzsaw. 010
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Cool French lit teacher spins his chair around and sits. "I guess you could say... The Phantom of the Opera was the ORIGINAL incel." 010
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/09/2025In this edition of "ksek writes StoryGraph reviews like it's Letterboxd" 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Last night I went on a deep dive to find the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that gave 10 year-old me an existential crisis. Then I discovered the episode literally inspired M. Night to make the Sixth Sense, which is the best thing I'm going to learn all week. 020
Reposted by Kit Sekelsky Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL. 0475
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I resent that Direct TV ad campaign that implies that Kumail Nanjiani has ever NOT been hot since he's been on TV. 020
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Our local Taco Bell has started using a voice chat thing to take orders at the drive-thru. Today, after the bot informed me that they were out of Baja Blast, an exasperated human cut in to correct it. SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY (and also I got my Baja Blast) 110
Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Ice delivered via pneumatic tubes from the central ice location 010
