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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It's such an automatic response that I'll put it on before turning into a parking spot in a completely empty lot. I don't understand how anyone doesn't.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There's only one flock I want to see out there solving crimes.

A still image from The Sheep Detectives (2026)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

More like The Great Abridged

Two audiobook listings for "The Great Bridge" - one is 27 hours long, the other 10 hours

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Going to the UK next month. Time to get my "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEAS. PLEASE WARN ME IF THERE'S GONNA BE SURPRISE PEAS" tshirt ready.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

There are now TWO large dogs in our neighborhood who, upon seeing Cliff (a small dog) from any distance... 1) get down as flat as possible so Cliff knows that they are also secretly small dogs and 2) refuse to move even an inch until Cliff makes his way up to them.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It's not A. It's not B. It's C?! In THIS economy?

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

La Gioconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Thanks to Letterboxd, it is becoming clear to me that my favorite genre of movie is those titled [Name] and [Other Name] (additional words optional)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I regret to inform you that I saw Harold and Maude for the first time on Friday and will only be listening to Yusuf / Cat Stevens for like at least a month.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

How many trans authors do I need to listen to before Audible stops promoting HP to me on the home screen? sheesh.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Iykyk. But if ydk, I'll explain it to y on account of I'm nice.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I continue to write Storygraph reviews that belong on Letterboxd.

A review for "The Price of Salt" by Patricia Highsmith in which I wonder why Debi Mazar was not cast as Abby.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

New art! "Murmuration". Currently on display at the Peninsula Art Academy.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Olympics over. Time for baseball.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Tshirt idea for queer Price is Right audience members: "I came on out, and now I'm ready to come on down!"

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Hey Slack ads on the Olympics, you can take out the notification sounds. It's the weekend. I don't need to get stressed out like that.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman?

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad?

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia"

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now?

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..."

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

It's the year 2025 and I still can't stop thinking about Velvet Buzzsaw.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Cool French lit teacher spins his chair around and sits. "I guess you could say... The Phantom of the Opera was the ORIGINAL incel."

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

In this edition of "ksek writes StoryGraph reviews like it's Letterboxd"

A 3.75 out of 5 star review for The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux:

"You know what you promised me, Erik. No more murders!"

"He felt, no doubt, that there are limits to a joke. Especially when it is so expensive. And when the commissary of police has been informed."

Just banger line after banger line in this thing.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Last night I went on a deep dive to find the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that gave 10 year-old me an existential crisis. Then I discovered the episode literally inspired M. Night to make the Sixth Sense, which is the best thing I'm going to learn all week.

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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Mary Todd Lincoln is the new Colonel Sanders.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I resent that Direct TV ad campaign that implies that Kumail Nanjiani has ever NOT been hot since he's been on TV.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Our local Taco Bell has started using a voice chat thing to take orders at the drive-thru. Today, after the bot informed me that they were out of Baja Blast, an exasperated human cut in to correct it. SCORE ONE FOR HUMANITY (and also I got my Baja Blast)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Free idea for hotels: continental breakfast, but late at night

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I'm like a person that only smokes when they drink except that I only watch Friends when I'm at a hotel.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

A good way to identify a trivia nerd is to mention Chuck E. Cheese and see how quickly they mention that the E stands for Entertainment.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Bands get "tribute acts". Solo artists get "impersonators". Discuss.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

If Donald Trump ever finds out that there's a national park called Badlands, he will rename it Greatlands and I'm one hundred percent certain of this.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

In high school I was "not like other girls" because I didn't "live for drama". Turns out, "other girls" were learning to "resolve conflict" and "process complex emotions". Now I'm an adult who is "not good at those things".

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Why's it never "you and me FOR the world"???

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

AHAB (All Harpoonists Are Bad)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Look, I was as skeptical as anyone about Aaron Sorkin directing Boss Baby 3. But his use of the "crawl and bawl" really won me over.

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The newest flavors of Faygo were created for Juggalo gender reveals and you can't convince me otherwise.

Two bottles of Faygo pop - Bubble Pop (pink) and Super Pop (blue)

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Kit Sekelsky @ksek.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

"Something wonderful is about to happen" As I finish reading the bumper sticker, the car it's attached to turns the wrong way down a one-way street. Wonderful.

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