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The Kryptoterrestrial

@kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social
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People all over the world have seen hairy hominoids and, quite frankly, tiny humans for thousands of years. I think I can make a good case that we may live among high tech, occulted human species. #ufosky #cryptoterrestrial

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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I want get this Neanderthal as a tattoo. I’m obsessed with it. But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols? #supestition #paranormal
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I can feel I’m on the verge of leveling up in poker. As long as I’m on a positive mood and attentive, I can build a stack in 1/3
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Peasants realizing they’re peasants in real time
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Dude can’t even fade a nick name
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fascist symp is just trying to declassify stuff. My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
First time back here in two weeks, everyone is STILL running around yelling RESIST with no plan.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
As a fed employee I’m assuming this page and all my electronic comm is being passively monitored. When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation. There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m not angry that the apt panthers exercise five minutes a week and can jump 5 ft in the air. I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Matt Lazlo is straight up embarrassing.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Spent v day at a neighborhood bar straight out of central casting. 800 ft from my front door. Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Enough of a fascist…
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
MAGA science
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Two space heaters because the gas is shut off- leak. Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is all a congressman can do. He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized. There’s no plan from the Dems.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
New apts free Wi-Fi is buffering pandora Fuck me
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m surprised the senate hasn’t gotten rid of the filibuster. There’s no lethal dose of hypocrisy for them, and it locks us out completely
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A lot of Americans think raising prices is lowering prices
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A Nazi waving a shiny thing
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
You should be rooting maga out from the minn nat guard. This is New America
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Moved the cats The luxuriant God suffered ontological shock. Dove for cover when the upstairs neighbors flushed. Wasn’t eating. The lil killer is fine cause her soul is an infinite, howling void.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I say, no truth and reconciliation panels after magas put down, just unrelenting vengeance
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Cats are hiding behind the washer/dryer. Offerings of milk have been accepted. Adjustment continues
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Just bring it. Just…BRING IT
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Cats: there are four rooms in this apt, WHERE CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
As a half Canuck, and all not fascist, I support this
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Straight up Nazi
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I see a lot of people talking about resisting in obtuse, vague ways that aren’t really resistance. No one cares if you delete X. Your congress reps are powerless. “Support each other” what? Look I’m not resisting either. We’re clearly paralyzed.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
WHATS THE PLAN? Youre a leader, right? What do you recommend? Anything? If y’all want people to do the ouchy stuff at least have the guts to say it
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Such sweet schadenfreude for a Monday #fafo youtu.be/RYxNkOp0WiQ?...
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Trump Voter LOSES $1MILLION of His Grandpa's Money
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Klobuchar capitulates
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The words of our savior, oh and REALITY…
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
futurism.com/the-byte/tru...
futurism.com
Trump Broke the Federal Email System and Government Employees Got Blasted With Astonishingly Vulgar Messages
A breach in an email server setup by Musk's lackeys just allowed over 13,000 government email addresses to be overrun with spam.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just so you know, the regime is actively trolling govt employees while they work. Constantly suggesting we might want to retire so we can “sit on the couch and watch movies.” Still not quitting
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Excellent post
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Wow, Zero Point energy has swung back around after years. I mean, lol.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It has a whiff of proofiness to it.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I lost money at poker, but found my wallet, cash still inside, after leaving it on the cafeteria table. So I feel like I won 🙌
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Inhuman flatworm rejects drunk rapist nazi
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Trump commits an act of war with every one of these comments
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When you run towards the party that will protect your status, you’ve capitulated youtu.be/dskdjJJ7bnQ?...
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New Rule: Eat the Rich | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
YouTube video by Real Time with Bill Maher
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
No proof guy says the flood gates holding back no proof are open
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Working for this DOD is capitulation to fascism.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Heroic Dangerous Woman
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I heard a ton of sirens last night, I figured it was the Egg Police deporting high prices
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mad King
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
And then we were promptly told to only look to the stars. Interesting
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Barber is the next guy with no proof.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
We spent the last four years writing about the high price of eggs under Biden. Now that they’ve reached an all-time high under Trump we’ve moved on to other topics.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Too early, mortal, leave Me be
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