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The Kryptoterrestrial

@kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social
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People all over the world have seen hairy hominoids and, quite frankly, tiny humans for thousands of years. I think I can make a good case that we may live among high tech, occulted human species. #ufosky #cryptoterrestrial

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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I want get this Neanderthal as a tattoo. I’m obsessed with it. But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols? #supestition #paranormal
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I can feel I’m on the verge of leveling up in poker. As long as I’m on a positive mood and attentive, I can build a stack in 1/3
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Peasants realizing they’re peasants in real time
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I can’t read simp, certainly won’t waste electrons translating
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Dude can’t even fade a nick name
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Try a tomato pie
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Don’t worry about what Nazis think outside of your personal safety
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yet, the stupid people are responsible for the regime
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fascist symp is just trying to declassify stuff. My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Guess what working for fascists makes you?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fascist
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Respectable paw work
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Instinct
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
No, it isn’t. When trump ignores the court, then what? You big names in the movement know what has to happen to get rid of Nazis, but you’re not ready for things to get “uncomfortable”
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
First time back here in two weeks, everyone is STILL running around yelling RESIST with no plan.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Such as?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
How WE protest… YOU all walk off the job… That’s the most American call to action ever
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
They already voted for him for forever POTUS
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Pablum. We’re on our own
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This has been proven? I don’t realize unproven things
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Eggs are $9 a dozen
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This fuck’s office is essentially in a gated community.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
lol Malta
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is good, but we need organized defense forces. The SecDef is ready to shoot Americans. Fascists love protests because it concentrates the resisters
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
As a fed employee I’m assuming this page and all my electronic comm is being passively monitored. When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation. There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’ll never celebrate social media
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m not angry that the apt panthers exercise five minutes a week and can jump 5 ft in the air. I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Buy guns
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You’ll likely have to physically fight, and not like a bar fight.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Matt Lazlo is straight up embarrassing.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What do you do?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Spent v day at a neighborhood bar straight out of central casting. 800 ft from my front door. Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
That’s the point
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Enough of a fascist…
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The elves HATE us
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
MAGA science
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Sub committee on conspiracy theory
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Surely that will pass
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Deadpool 2?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Burchett is widely known by his own party as the dumbest congressman
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Unless the small creature is a bed bug
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Two space heaters because the gas is shut off- leak. Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Pour sugar in the gas tank
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
No one else will
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You’re stuck in the Flesh Illusion
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The neighborhood handled it the right way
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I’m opposed to the people involved with maga, so most of congress. Nearly all whistleblowers are either musk or Maga supporters. What sort of truths are anyone expecting from these people?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Do you recommend people start preparing to physically defend themselves and, if not, why are you being delusional?
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is all a congressman can do. He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized. There’s no plan from the Dems.
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The Kryptoterrestrial @kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ok, what’s the plan?
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