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Mike Po

@kryfke.bsky.social
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Chicago-based filmmaker, editor. Opinions expressed are solely my own (which is a thing employers have explicitly told me to put here in the past. But the rest of them are my own. I promise). Mavis Beacon taught me typing.

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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shouts out to the guy on my metra car who was not only brave enough to drop a deuce in the train toilet, but generous enough to leave the door open after and hotbox the whole train car.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have the Lions considered simply scoring twice as many points against the Panthers?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s crazy that the TD drive started on their own 1 and they failed to convert the other ones.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not gonna lie. Dennis Allen makes a compelling argument for rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dayo looked motivated out there!
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s my ball club, man. 🥺
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll save all of you the trouble, but I scrolled all the way to the bottom of that list of 100 TV shows and “Hikaru No Go” isn’t on it.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looked more like he got hurt while running and hopped off the injured ankle and dove to the ground on the replay. Regardless, he’s done.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Season’s over. Caleb’s got no protection and no achilles.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bizarre decision by Fox to showcase how the Bears’ have completely and utterly outrushed the Vikings in this 2nd half in which the Vikings’ offense hasn’t touched the field.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We might see Ben Johnson ritualistically sacrifice him at halftime.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am in no way imploring you to stop clowning on Ed Sheeran. But I do fear we are giving quite the pass to the billionaire, Zionist responsible for this entire week's events. Ya gotta have smoke for both of them!
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JORDAN HOWARD
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sup, fellow fan whose team has won an NFL game in the calendar year 2026.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway… I’d ask her how it feels to win a football game in the year 2026, but she still has no idea what that’s like.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2 years ago, my daughter came to me. She said, “Dad, I’ve decided to be a Green Bay Packers fan.” Knowing I am a lifelong Bears fan. I told her, “I don’t know how this has happened, but this is maybe the first time in my entire life that I can say to you that I think you’re making a mistake.”
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Would just like to announce that after giving it some serious thought and considering the words of Anthropic’s CEO, Dario Amodei, I’ve decided to slow down in my AI development.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Having one of those days where I just want to skip everything and watch “Real Steel” in my basement but I can’t.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can’t seriously be proposing that we just let China dominate the beanie baby race.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My kids are kinda film snobs.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can slot Space Mountain in after this list.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not sure if skeets are allowed in the convo but here goes:
Tweet that reads “inside every man there are two wolves. Makes my job as a coroner mad annoying.”Tweet of the Mad Men meme format of Peggy yelling at Don. “No one in America knows who Robbie Williams is” “that’s what the monkey is for.”Tweet that reads “over night oats, gig economy, tiny home. You are a peasant who eats gruel.”Skeet that reads “they had no business making the penguin that good, wow. Top to bottom.” Being quoted by an orca.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
White Sox fans be like
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
People think I’m joking when I say the new “Resident Evil” trailer is the greatest video game to film adaptation of all time.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every employer in Chicago is like, “Wow! Pretty smoky out there today. Maybe try not to breathe on your way into the office??? Yikes. Maybe skip lunch so you don’t have to go out there?”
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I guess, in the end, Mbappe just wasn't MLS material.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
First Time Meme: Man with Noose
ALT: First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is a bad look for FIFA. On an already bad day.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This year also has one of the most even fields of competition. Most powerhouse nations have weaker squads than usual and a lot of historically weaker teams have improved. Then there’s France, who looks like a juggernaut.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/07/2026
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dislike.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BTS Oreos are maybe the greatest Oreo variant of all time. Absolutely crazy work.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A stellar USA win, a Knicks championship and now we’re adding a Lewis Hamilton win to this immaculate sports weekend?? We’re becoming spoiled.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York Post tomorrow: “Zohran claimed that he hasn’t thought much about parades during the debate. He lied.”
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Don’t talk to Mumford or my son ever again.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty loud when you consider the cheapest seats were like $8k.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The amount of diehard conservative Christians I know who have heard the “he said God is non-binary” attack and said “God IS non-binary” is so staggering that I can’t believe they still try to use it.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you can tell video games are Art because Gamers hate them
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This post was one of those “memory unlocks” for me. If you put a gun to my head and asked me who sings “Put it in your mouth” I would be a dead man. But the moment you said “Ah-“ my brain would immediately retrieve “kinyele” from the ether.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm very confused. It's a trivia show and you're the guy asking the questions, yet you say them like answers. Then you get mad at people for not answering you with questions. This is backwards and annoying.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m at the frustrating level of Slay the Spire competence where I know when I’ve made the slightest misplay within .00001 second of letting go of the card.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Every now and then you see a headline that makes you question whether the people in charge of distributing information have a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I've always despised the "April Fools Social Media Gag" that corps. do. Mostly because it's often a terrible waste of an artist's time to make something that's a half-baked idea on a short timeline just to be posted for 1 day as a joke... Having said that... is this the optimal use case for AI?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You think this was a game, Bluesky!?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The financial outlook for America is so bad my wife bought a Groupon. 2009 is so back.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
<3 The Format.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
How dare you.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Do yourself a favor and look up Yoo Jae Suk, the host throwing the ball in this clip, and enjoy some of the goofiest television (and discover where Fallon’s writers room steals their ideas from).
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I picked up a used Volvo EV last year and absolutely love it. Realistically, gas cars still have a purpose, but I think the sweet spot in the current state of things (for a family) is having one gas car and one electric.
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