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Mike Po

@kryfke.bsky.social
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Chicago-based filmmaker, editor. Opinions expressed are solely my own (which is a thing employers have explicitly told me to put here in the past. But the rest of them are my own. I promise). Mavis Beacon taught me typing.

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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shouts out to the guy on my metra car who was not only brave enough to drop a deuce in the train toilet, but generous enough to leave the door open after and hotbox the whole train car.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have the Lions considered simply scoring twice as many points against the Panthers?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not gonna lie. Dennis Allen makes a compelling argument for rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dayo looked motivated out there!
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s my ball club, man. 🥺
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll save all of you the trouble, but I scrolled all the way to the bottom of that list of 100 TV shows and “Hikaru No Go” isn’t on it.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Season’s over. Caleb’s got no protection and no achilles.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bizarre decision by Fox to showcase how the Bears’ have completely and utterly outrushed the Vikings in this 2nd half in which the Vikings’ offense hasn’t touched the field.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am in no way imploring you to stop clowning on Ed Sheeran. But I do fear we are giving quite the pass to the billionaire, Zionist responsible for this entire week's events. Ya gotta have smoke for both of them!
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2 years ago, my daughter came to me. She said, “Dad, I’ve decided to be a Green Bay Packers fan.” Knowing I am a lifelong Bears fan. I told her, “I don’t know how this has happened, but this is maybe the first time in my entire life that I can say to you that I think you’re making a mistake.”
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Would just like to announce that after giving it some serious thought and considering the words of Anthropic’s CEO, Dario Amodei, I’ve decided to slow down in my AI development.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Having one of those days where I just want to skip everything and watch “Real Steel” in my basement but I can’t.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My kids are kinda film snobs.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
White Sox fans be like
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
People think I’m joking when I say the new “Resident Evil” trailer is the greatest video game to film adaptation of all time.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every employer in Chicago is like, “Wow! Pretty smoky out there today. Maybe try not to breathe on your way into the office??? Yikes. Maybe skip lunch so you don’t have to go out there?”
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I guess, in the end, Mbappe just wasn't MLS material.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is a bad look for FIFA. On an already bad day.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/07/2026
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BTS Oreos are maybe the greatest Oreo variant of all time. Absolutely crazy work.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A stellar USA win, a Knicks championship and now we’re adding a Lewis Hamilton win to this immaculate sports weekend?? We’re becoming spoiled.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Don’t talk to Mumford or my son ever again.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you can tell video games are Art because Gamers hate them
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m at the frustrating level of Slay the Spire competence where I know when I’ve made the slightest misplay within .00001 second of letting go of the card.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Every now and then you see a headline that makes you question whether the people in charge of distributing information have a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I've always despised the "April Fools Social Media Gag" that corps. do. Mostly because it's often a terrible waste of an artist's time to make something that's a half-baked idea on a short timeline just to be posted for 1 day as a joke... Having said that... is this the optimal use case for AI?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You think this was a game, Bluesky!?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The financial outlook for America is so bad my wife bought a Groupon. 2009 is so back.
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maureen @maureenf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A lot more people should know about the bravery Marimar Martinez displayed in the midst of Chicago’s occupation and the murder of two observers in MSP. They tried to kill her, shooting her 5 times, and it’s a miracle she’s alive to push for transparency like this after being persecuted by the DOJ.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Caleb Williams just ran my special play in NFL Blitz.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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a cartoon character 's arm is glowing with a pink light
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bears’ Defense is more than pulling their weight tonight. Offense needs to clean it the fuck up.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
James Odunze better stay off social media for a bit.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Me remembering the last time a Bears QB drew a personal foul penalty.
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an elderly woman with gray hair is wearing a green shirt and necklaces and says `` it 's been 84 years ... ''
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Kyle Juszczyk might be the only NFL player who went to Harvard who doesn’t get 30 seconds of every broadcast dedicated to mentioning that fact.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A VELUS JONES SIGHTING!?!?
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Aren’t there any healthy players on this 49ers!???
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I will say this... While the city of Gary, Indiana makes an enticing offer for the Chicago Bears... Paying an exorbitant amount of money to not be in Indiana is a core Chicago value.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I haven’t seen Aaron Rodgers smile in a non-podcast setting in what feels like 5 years.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
At this point, every Aaron Rodgers start feels like a Jake Paul fight. Meaning, that I tune in knowing that there is an amount that he can get hit where he doesn’t do this anymore and I hope to witness that.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Me, whenever my dog eats anything.
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a man is peeking out of a doorway and says `` bite it , you have to bite it . ''
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Did the Bears deserve to win that game? No. But on the other hand. It’s fuck the Packers always.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Caleb looks half-dead out there and still makes some of the most incredible throws you’ve ever seen.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ben Johnson doesn’t want to watch the 2nd half either.
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I didn’t choose the Nog life, the Nog life chose me.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It’s insane that this Onion headline was actually true. theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
“I’m gonna need to see a little more out of Caleb Williams.” - Me, auditioning to be on a national sports show this week.
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Mike Po @kryfke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
At some point, marketing copywriters just decided that “viral” is a stand-in for “good” and it drives me crazy.
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