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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.)

@krudmonger.bsky.social
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Also formerly the Krud who moderated on PC Gamer's website, and the Krud who wrote on a site called OD. Any other Kruds, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Copy and pasting this from my FB just because I like the background to go with it...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: "I'm gonna sign me an executive order that says 'artificial intelligence' is now called 'super intelligence'!" AND one that says carbonated beverages must be called 'soda pop'! Not Cokes, or pop, or soda, or soft drinks. AND one saying my farts have to be called Eau d'Trump!" #NotActualQuote
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Have You Ever Had a Dream? #pixies
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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Maya Posch @hackkitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewatching this video and it's still as good as the first time. Cat beds really come in all shapes, forms and sounds, and 'comfort' in cat terms is very relative~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mW...
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Merry go round of life Howl's moving catsle OST for Meow
YouTube video by Haburu
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not the "One man" mentioned, but I just as easily could have been, except 2026 for me.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but: DON'T SHAME PEOPLE FOR COMING TO YOUR FANDOM LATE. If someone decides to dip their toe into the superhero genre with Deadpool vs. Wolverine? LET THEM. Don't wring your hands and say, "You're doing it wrong! You have to watch X-Men, and Fantastic Four, and--"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Expiration Date' on a pre-packaged tube of sausage I bought at the store: "Use Within 5 Days of Purchase." What? Within five days of whose purchase? Mine? The store's? How long had it been in the store's case? What does purchasing do to it? It doesn't know where it lives.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Rogue Institution"? Okay, someone definitely told him to say that. Also, The ICC has been around for nearly a quarter century. It's older than ICE, or "Space Force", or Board of Peace, or DOGE, or Truth Social, or...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner
YouTube video by The Onion
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Note: I made this, but you can copy/paste it uncredited. Please. =D
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This seems to be a thing people are doing, so I figured I'd play. If you really want to get into the weeds about why I picked what I did, see the Alt text. Here's a link for you to do it too: my9games.net
1: Zork
2: Space Quest
3: Quest for Glory
4: Civilization
5: Sam & Max Hit The Road
6: Fallout
7: RollerCoaster Tycoon
8: The Sims
9: Deus Ex

I played tons of games growing up, so ranking them was easier said than done. A lot of games were contenders, but these nine represent notable shifts in how I thought of and interacted with games. 

Zork: where I began my love of gaming, and made me want to become a game designer. (Back when that could  be a one-person operation.)

Space Quest. My gateway drug into graphic adventures, including most of the Sierra series. I loved them, even their unfair dead ends and surprise deaths.

Quest For Glory introduced me to CRPG's (I was familiar with TTRPG's at the time, but the experiences are apples and oranges.)

Civilization introduced me to turn-based strategy, resource management, and all that good stuff. I tried other series, but found myself going back to the Civ series. Special shout-out to MOO and AoE.

Sam & Max showed me that games could actually make me laugh, and not just groan at puns. It was also the first time I felt that a game's voice acting could hold its own next to professional cartoons.

Fallout was a tough choice. I could have included a lot of top-down RPG's here, but for my money none of them held a candle to this tongue-in-cheek post-apocalyptic series. It is the only RPG series where I played and won nearly every entry ::gives side-eye to Fallout 4::

RollerCoaster Tycoon poured gasoline on the small flame that was my love of coasters, giving me the chance to fiddle with physics.

The Sims. There was a time I might've been embarrassed to admit this one, til I leaned that a (now-deceased) good friend was big in the Sims modding scene, making mods that are still used by Simmers to this day.

Lastly, Deus Ex. An open-ended hybrid RPG, it's the platonic ideal in my mind of what a scripted sandbox RPG can be. More linear than it descendants, but to me many modern games owe part of their success to this one.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize a lot can happen in ::checks notes:: a quarter century, but I still find it fascinating that in a small time frame than that, the internet went from "Do Not Give ANYone Online Your Real Name" to "Scan Us Your Photo I.D. Or We'll Ban You."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He says it as if that 35% were deciding to just pay medical bills out of pocket instead, when in reality they were probably too broke to make use of the insurance after deductibles, copay and 80% percent coverage, so they just didn't go to the doctor, didn't buy prescriptions. I know that happens.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hot take: It should still be illegal to gamble on events that affect people's lives.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A sentence Google's super intelligence thought I wanted to say with voice to text: "I was often a bee student or a sea student."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And remember, if you make your own coffee, give up avocado toast, and not buy a fancy phone every 2 years, then in just 15 years you'll HAVE that 6-month emergency fund, assuming there was no inflation in those 15 years, and assuming a cheaper phone you buy doesn't break, and assuming no other expe-
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I heard something moving in my headphones, y'all.
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David Rose
ALT: David Rose
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pondering the first amendment and the realization that a lot of what Trump says, if any of us were to say it in public, we'd likely be arrested. (Or at least fined. Or fired. Or literally any sort of repercussion at all.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oB...
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President Trump speaks about war in Iran during UN General Assembly
YouTube video by ABC News
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[Apologies to Soundgarden.] Stuck my head In a hole A skunk cried don't be fool Take your face, from my place, Take it out or you'll be maced... Well I kept In my head Then the little skunk just said Take it out, take it out, If you don't, you'll wish you had...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know this is anecdotal, but I personally know at least three Republicans in my life who are in favor of the 25th Amendment at this point.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I live in one of the cheapest areas for gas in the country, and yet $50 does not fill my small tank anymore. Where are those "I Did That!" stickers, only with Trump?
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's 62 and overcast and my allergies aren't bothering me.. if I could find some place that was like this year round, I would flourish.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"C'mon, it's been two hours, I paid good money for you!" - Me yelling at Sudafed.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bad translation? AI Slop? Someone just trying to be funny? We may never know.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WIP: My Random Magic Item Generator. perchance.org/yf8x8r4fph
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *has head-clogging allergy attack while visiting Mom.* Mom: "Allergies are low today." Me: "Yeah, and inflation is only 3%, but tell that to Reality."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm, wonder why this feels so familiar... #Kidding #DontExplainTheJoke www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5s5...
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Zero Hour 1957 - Great Scenes From a Wonderful Movie
YouTube video by Great Scenes By BB
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I fixed the typo on watercress, but the preview won't update. It's a WIP, so if there's a food or invasive substance you don't see coming up, let me know and I might add it. (It might already be in there and the randomizer is just not picking it.)
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My FDA Recall Generator: perchance.org/npxhn1ckdq
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Recall Of The Day ― Perchance
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Psst. Hey. Mister Prez. Buying things from anywhere? Is literally what money is for. It's not a deficit. It's giving actual tangible value to the imaginary numbers we've all agreed upon. If you don't ever USE it to BUY things, it's pointless. So please stop calling the purchase of goods a 'deficit.'
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I thought living in the stupidest time in history would have been more fun.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't show this video to Kash. www.youtube.com/shorts/fo2R3...
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I’m a Horse
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A coworker give me a bag of chips that he didn't want, saying 'they were too hot' for him, so I got excited because I love hot things. Y'ALL. I have spaghetti sauce in my fridge that's spicier than these. Heck, I even have ketchup that's spicier. Granted, it's jalapeño ketchup, BUT STILL...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Without my glasses on, every font is sans serif.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ed Sheeran’s non-complicity merch
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Buccee's: "We're not adding gas stations to Blue States!" Blue States:
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Viral post: "You must not think very highly of me if you think I would vote for a r*pist." Half the country: "I mean, it's not a question of would you, but rather: DID you? Because if you did, then yes, I don't think as highly of you as I used to. Because what he is, is well-documented."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey, charitable and/or political donation seekers: using scam-type email subjects is a highly effective way to go on my Blocklist.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm so introverted my pronouns are "who/me?"
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The thing that baffles me most about Trump's 36% approval rating isn't that it's "so low," but rather than it implies that 72% of his base still thinks he's doing a good job.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope the weather cooperates with all these people three months from now.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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"Tragedy" — a D&D song feat. Whitney Avalon
YouTube video by Ginny Di
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TW: Dumping on Papyrus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ck-...
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's a good thing I'm not an Airbender; I'd probably want people to call me "Gusto." #ThingsIThinkAtWork
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