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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.)

@krudmonger.bsky.social
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Also formerly the Krud who moderated on PC Gamer's website, and the Krud who wrote on a site called OD. Any other Kruds, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 20h
"Eyes burning red and white at the same time." So... pink?
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Street Department doesn't have money for potholes but apparently they have money to revamp our intersections for roundabouts and Flock cameras.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: "I've become more laidback about pop culture opinions as I've gotten older." YouTube video: "Our pick for catchiest cartoon theme song of all time is the Kim Possible theme song." Me:
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Luke Skywalker's Iconic 'Nooo' Scream
ALT: Luke Skywalker's Iconic 'Nooo' Scream
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my new favorite YouTube reactor. www.youtube.com/shorts/uFrlS...
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She done tightened that bun again #rawmilk
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Unaware bosses in games
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Verbatim quote. Meme pic is meme.]
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump: "Our [midterm convention] had over a hundred million viewers." Trump's relationship with numbers is like his relationship with his kids: He's aware of them, and uses them, but is nowhere close to understanding them and doesn't care to.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't stand that these mega-companies keep taking friendly names like Meta and Alphabet. There should be some rule that says if your company owns other companies, you have to stick to clearly evil-sounding names like Palantir or Oracle or ConAgra.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Though it is made out of formerly real dinosaurs.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can read the point they're making about AI if you want, but I'm sharing this main for the opening phrase, "Recently my friend's comics professor..." COMICS PROFESSOR. <-- Where the heck was this when *I* was in college?! 😳
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now that we know that Mjolnir and Stormbreaker don't just summon the Bifrost to the Rainbow Bridge but to anywhere, one could use it to quickly deliver things like food. Call it ThorDash. #ShowerThoughts
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October, which means CHILI. [Citation needed.]
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poozle is a perfectly cromulent job position.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was a whole series of movies, actually: - My Mother The Car: The Movie - My Mother The Car Returns - My Mother The Car: Tokyo Drift - My Mother The Car vs. The Volcano
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Copy and pasting this from my FB just because I like the background to go with it...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: "I'm gonna sign me an executive order that says 'artificial intelligence' is now called 'super intelligence'!" AND one that says carbonated beverages must be called 'soda pop'! Not Cokes, or pop, or soda, or soft drinks. AND one saying my farts have to be called Eau d'Trump!" #NotActualQuote
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Have You Ever Had a Dream? #pixies
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's why the roman numerals for it are XLIV.
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Maya Posch @hackkitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewatching this video and it's still as good as the first time. Cat beds really come in all shapes, forms and sounds, and 'comfort' in cat terms is very relative~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mW...
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Merry go round of life Howl's moving catsle OST for Meow
YouTube video by Haburu
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have nothing against Taylor Swift musically (clarified due to that July 4rth NYC debacle), but until you mentioned her, I didn't know she'd written a song called Choosing Texas, or Langley. (I'm assuming that's also a song of hers.) ::quick Google:: aaaand I was still wrong on both counts. Oops!
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not the "One man" mentioned, but I just as easily could have been, except 2026 for me.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People forget that for decades people have gone to see sequel movies in theaters without necessarily having seen the previous installment, often with no recourse of catching up the way we do with streaming. They just follow along as best they can, and later watch the others and go "Oh NOW I get it."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but: DON'T SHAME PEOPLE FOR COMING TO YOUR FANDOM LATE. If someone decides to dip their toe into the superhero genre with Deadpool vs. Wolverine? LET THEM. Don't wring your hands and say, "You're doing it wrong! You have to watch X-Men, and Fantastic Four, and--"
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I mean, of COURSE do the right thing! But doing it while evil people are paying you is just rude."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad to see you over here; FB won't let me chime in on FB groups anymore and are also hiding most of my posts from friends and family, so yeah. Welcome to the FB/Twitter refugee site!
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe on day five you open the fridge and there's a hidden tunnel dug out of the fridge wall. #TheSausageRedemption
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Expiration Date' on a pre-packaged tube of sausage I bought at the store: "Use Within 5 Days of Purchase." What? Within five days of whose purchase? Mine? The store's? How long had it been in the store's case? What does purchasing do to it? It doesn't know where it lives.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Advisor: "Mr. President, you should probably be more circumspect about--" Trump: "--it's fine! I already pardoned myself!" Advisor: "True, but there's still the international courts..." Trump: *spits out Diet Coke* "What? NO FAIR! Why should the world get to judge how I treat the world?" #Satire
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Rogue Institution"? Okay, someone definitely told him to say that. Also, The ICC has been around for nearly a quarter century. It's older than ICE, or "Space Force", or Board of Peace, or DOGE, or Truth Social, or...
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner
YouTube video by The Onion
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$17 million? I guess that answers the question for some people of, "How much would they have to pay you to protect one of the literally worst people in the world?"
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arcane esoterica.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Note: I made this, but you can copy/paste it uncredited. Please. =D
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You just appreciate the classics, nothing wrong with that! =D Also, random hot take: Bowser owned WAY too many castles.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This seems to be a thing people are doing, so I figured I'd play. If you really want to get into the weeds about why I picked what I did, see the Alt text. Here's a link for you to do it too: my9games.net
1: Zork
2: Space Quest
3: Quest for Glory
4: Civilization
5: Sam & Max Hit The Road
6: Fallout
7: RollerCoaster Tycoon
8: The Sims
9: Deus Ex

I played tons of games growing up, so ranking them was easier said than done. A lot of games were contenders, but these nine represent notable shifts in how I thought of and interacted with games. 

Zork: where I began my love of gaming, and made me want to become a game designer. (Back when that could  be a one-person operation.)

Space Quest. My gateway drug into graphic adventures, including most of the Sierra series. I loved them, even their unfair dead ends and surprise deaths.

Quest For Glory introduced me to CRPG's (I was familiar with TTRPG's at the time, but the experiences are apples and oranges.)

Civilization introduced me to turn-based strategy, resource management, and all that good stuff. I tried other series, but found myself going back to the Civ series. Special shout-out to MOO and AoE.

Sam & Max showed me that games could actually make me laugh, and not just groan at puns. It was also the first time I felt that a game's voice acting could hold its own next to professional cartoons.

Fallout was a tough choice. I could have included a lot of top-down RPG's here, but for my money none of them held a candle to this tongue-in-cheek post-apocalyptic series. It is the only RPG series where I played and won nearly every entry ::gives side-eye to Fallout 4::

RollerCoaster Tycoon poured gasoline on the small flame that was my love of coasters, giving me the chance to fiddle with physics.

The Sims. There was a time I might've been embarrassed to admit this one, til I leaned that a (now-deceased) good friend was big in the Sims modding scene, making mods that are still used by Simmers to this day.

Lastly, Deus Ex. An open-ended hybrid RPG, it's the platonic ideal in my mind of what a scripted sandbox RPG can be. More linear than it descendants, but to me many modern games owe part of their success to this one.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize a lot can happen in ::checks notes:: a quarter century, but I still find it fascinating that in a small time frame than that, the internet went from "Do Not Give ANYone Online Your Real Name" to "Scan Us Your Photo I.D. Or We'll Ban You."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He says it as if that 35% were deciding to just pay medical bills out of pocket instead, when in reality they were probably too broke to make use of the insurance after deductibles, copay and 80% percent coverage, so they just didn't go to the doctor, didn't buy prescriptions. I know that happens.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He says it as if that 35% were deciding to just pay medical bills out of pocket instead, when in reality they were probably too broke to make use of the insurance after deductibles, copay and 80% percent coverage, so they just didn't go to the doctor, didn't buy prescriptions. I know that happens.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hot take: It should still be illegal to gamble on events that affect people's lives.
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I defy him to name one single food item that was more expensive under Biden than it is now
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A sentence Google's super intelligence thought I wanted to say with voice to text: "I was often a bee student or a sea student."
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes! I mean, the 2026 version feels like it's based on an animated movie already, so even a shot-for-shot remake would feel seamless. I bet it'd even do better, because people wouldn't be distracted by things that make no sense in live action. And Tamatoa would probably look less gross!
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And remember, if you make your own coffee, give up avocado toast, and not buy a fancy phone every 2 years, then in just 15 years you'll HAVE that 6-month emergency fund, assuming there was no inflation in those 15 years, and assuming a cheaper phone you buy doesn't break, and assuming no other expe-
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(For context, they are the big over-the-ear headphones, not in-ear-buds or bluetooth. Also, I'm only 90% certain it wasn't audio on my computer.)
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I heard something moving in my headphones, y'all.
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David Rose
ALT: David Rose
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pondering the first amendment and the realization that a lot of what Trump says, if any of us were to say it in public, we'd likely be arrested. (Or at least fined. Or fired. Or literally any sort of repercussion at all.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oB...
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President Trump speaks about war in Iran during UN General Assembly
YouTube video by ABC News
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Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.) @krudmonger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I saw a video where a guy was grabbing everything relatively of value that was cheap, saying he could resell it for 50% more online (I forget the percentage.) I hate it. It's like House Flippers: "We're gonna take this affordable housing, and turn it into unaffordable housing! You're welcome."
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