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MERKJONES🇰🇵

@merkjones.bsky.social
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I'm buckwild, I'll never have it together. Cleveland as fuck. Marxist. Violence is the equalizer; no tax bracket. George Soros pays my rent.

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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben Shabibo is really trying to Mandela effect Renee Good's killing Montana Locals Protest Daily Wire's Pro-ICE Film Inspired By Renee Good share.google/1zMbTNiFi4yx...
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Montana Locals Protest Daily Wire's Pro-ICE Film Inspired By Renee Good
Daily Wire's new pro-ICE movie production has attracted local protesters in Livingston, Montana.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the context of this dumbass War[.]gov commercial I saw, who are these proverbial "Giants" these "Warriors" are standing on the shoulders of? Oliver North? The soldiers at the Mai Lai massacre? General Patton or MacArthur? Truly who are our Giants from the US Military?
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Started the day off reading Dhoruba bin-Wahad, there's a 75% chance I call my boss a cracker today. Eat my dick White Amerika
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My flight is at 1pm so I must wake up at 5am.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The irony is not lost on me that the two worst presidents in US history are tv personalities. I mean.. Amerikkka is the land of vapid consumerism and stressed out imaged obsessed worker drones, I'm not surprised we elected these bloodsucking dickheads.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The face you make when your Make-A-Wish wish to throw a hand grenade into a children's cancer ward of a hospital is granted, and they let you watch.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has Rami Malek played a role where he's not super autistic?
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GQP logic on these checks is comedy. If we the people are shareholders of America, then yes we need to seize the means of production. Giving a one time $5k check is a pizza party compared to a $10M bonus to execs. That money needs to be perpetual in public resources. Not cash. Cute though.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RIP Tupac Amaru Shakur. Rest in power, young Prince. ✊🏽
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm watching #Runner and I fully expected Gal Gadot to strangle the kid to death in the first few seconds of the movie. I guess she really is a good actress if she didn't act on her IDF instincts.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i fucking hate google. i wanted the song, dipshit. but thanks.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taxing billionaires was the moderate view. We should put them in the fields and seize their assets.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like to rest my balls on the back of my hand like a little shelf when I take a piss.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You think Dwight Schrute is reaated to the McPoyles?
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's either cos I'm old, my big dick, or both but how the fuck do niggas wear those shorts that go half way up their thighs? My draws are longer than that my nigga. Plus my dick is liable to swing out those mother fuckers. That shit does not look comfortable at allllll
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
White people existing are proof that God doesn't exist.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That shit Furious is so fucking good.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bosnia needs to be a nuclear armed nation.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GREEN IS FOR THE MONEY GOLD IS FOR THE HONEY LET'S GET THIS BREAD
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
cc @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social any comment?
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@msnowreports.bsky.social you all need to stop asking about Hasan Piker and ask Dems on your programs if they will reverse this and send Maduro home. This is their oil, and this is imperialism. You either stand for it or stand against it, there is no gray area. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump says US has entered deal with Venezuela to take control of 65 billion barrels of oil reserves
President Donald Trump says his administration has entered a sweeping agreement with Venezuela that, if realized, could give the U.S. access to vast amounts of the South American country’s untapped oi...
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's fucked about capitalism and neoliberal bullshit is even if @democrats.org win the White House they won't send Maduro back to Venezuela and divest the US oil companies from the oil they're stealing now. Because neolibeeralism needs exploitation to survive. share.google/xNVnLGopWML5...
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Venezuela Weighs OPEC Exit After Decades as It Deepens US Ties
Venezuela is closely examining plans to leave OPEC, according to people familiar with the matter, delivering a fresh blow to the oil cartel it helped create more than six decades ago.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember Amy's Baking Company in Arizona? Yeah, the Husband is Israeli.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want to see a movie with Terrance Howard and Nick Cage that's half produced by AI and the other half them ad libbing. And they're two cocaine pilots that crash landed on a deserted island. 3hrs long. That'll give me an aneurysm so good I'll change timelines and be done with this bullshit. ✌🏽
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What the fuck. I have completely lost my mind. It's gone, forever. I know this fat fascist fuck is doing way more damage to the world than this, but good god man what a sociopathic narcissistic toddler. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-k...
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's crazy that Minority Report takes place in 2054 and they still have malls.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Research and doing actual work is going to become the whole "You need to learn math because you won't always have a calculator" lesson from back in the day, except for AI. Except AI is infinitely worse than a calculator. At least with a calculator you still had to think.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching this David Jolly party switching guy talk about "preserving Capitalism," and "I subscribed to libertarianism," followed by "that's what the people want" makes me think that you should not be allowed to switch parties and run. Fuck this bs. Get these neolib clowns the fuck out of here
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I ever KMS I'm going to leave my phone on the charger.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
CaaS: Crime as a Service www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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Truth Social launches service selling faster access to Trump posts
President Donald Trump regularly uses the platform to post official statements on economic policy and global affairs.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fencing off the reflecting pool really makes it tough for the CIA agents to do their jogging around the mall.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Inspector Gadget is Mossad.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here's how you know race is a social construct: white people haven't figured out how to make a bio weapon to kill all niggas on the planet. Not for lack of trying.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The revolution is now. We are livin in it. There is no spark, no shot heard round the world, no massacre; we have been living in this revolution since the dawn of labor. If we keep "waiting for the revolution" we will never revolt. Keep teaching, keep organizing, and keep moving. This is it comrades
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I want to see a Terminator movie remake but it's from the perspective of the general population. I want to see someone on their couch screaming at the TV that "we're all gonna die" when they're talking about AI advances. Because that's what's happening right now. It's me, that's me right now.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The fuck is everyone doing over here?
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is there a Gen Z/ Alpha version of "bopper?"
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Philly is like gay DC and NYC had a baby.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I put the gold in AuDHD
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
One thing I love about streaming services is they're so fucking stupid with ads. 80% of the ada are for shit I already have or just bought, shit that has nothing to do with my demographic, or just some ridiculous ad for the network I'm currently watching. And they just repeat, every break.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
TLC needs to bring back Extreme Couponers but it's just robbing rich people instead of whatever this cracker circus shit I'm watching
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I do love that the Viltrumites in Invincible have multiple races in their Imperialist empire and think they're doing good. They're basically the @democrats.org when someone criticizes Israel.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm watching a Tubi soul food cooking show wondering if I can get a chip in my head like the ones in Severance so I can split my black half and white half.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Stop Biden's FBI! I can't stop laughing at this David E Fuck Nigga Taylor rally in DC.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Does my Google home hear me speaking Spanish and play Spanish ads on my TV?
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/04/2026
My “never been friends with Epstein” press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my conference.
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm actually surprised MAGA hasn't tried to cancel Thanksgiving as a holiday for being woke because suggesting Americans give thanks to savages is woke. Imagine if Biden tried to create Thanksgiving. MAGA would call him a "cucked terrorist loving communist for giving thanks to the savage Indians"
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Love you @chiitan.love xoxo
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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is BlueSky having sane Hasan Piker discourse or are we all libbed up capitalist clowns?
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