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The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.

A news card saying "Duolingo is launching it's own anime series produced with the studio behind big mouth"

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

A video thumbnail of some punchable looking tiktoker with ad article title of 'Is baby gronk the new drip king or is he getting rizzed by livvy?' (I had to beat my phones spellcheck to deatg to type that)

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Injured in the line of butt duty

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me. Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis. Of the Glasgow Poopenises

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable . "What the fuck are you laughing at?" "I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Confession. I read it as Pigheart. I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Solid dog would look at again.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn. I hate the internet.

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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I need to archive the crochet dove for future purchase

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Ironically it played out as people thought. After a year of fuckery, a Judge has just flat out ordered the liquidation now meaning Infowars ceases to be, the Sandy Hook plaintiffs get less money than if it was auctioned off originally and the lawyers made bank drawing it out.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Alex is going to be saying stuff for a long time. He has shell companies on top of shell companies and there will always be people tweaked enough to spend money on prepped supplies and mehylene blue. I'm fine with it, his Owen Shroyer meltdown was like a fine wine.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Ironically the most notable thing about today from a POV outside the US is seeing a bunch of zoomers who didn't grow up seeing the Iraq war gore footage finally seeing something truly heinous and separating into the horrified and the numb.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

*Raises hand* Where is the hot dog?

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Delegating the entire R&D department to create RL plot armour.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Hadn't watched the Alt Right Playbook by @innuendostudios.bsky.social in years but after Minneapolis there was one part of it that stuck out in my brain like a flare about the terminal end of sinking into pilled fascism back when we still called it the alt-right. This should not still be relevant.

youtube.com

The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie

YouTube video by Innuendo Studios

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I'm on the timeline where this post gave me crabs 😭

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

There's a really good video essay about how Souls isn't nearly as Git Gud as you think it is, especially with Elden Ring which fuck off to the other side of the world and come back violently overpowered. Sekiro's whole purpose was to be the unironic Git Gud game and they all whined about it.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Remembered that this existed and smiled

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Oh my god, with this post I can now 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon Hakita from Ultrakill and the whole Nate Bethea extended universe. This fucking owns.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Time to become a hacker *Presses the degauss button*

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Every now and again I think about what I'd want out of a relationship. I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.

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