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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My eye is p fucked right now lol

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Been gone for a while. Decided I'm going to try and be the next DeviantArt wonderbread guy. Open to suggestions.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

The Christmas Market hax opened. That means the fox is back

A photo of a resin model of a horrible pseudofox. It's narrow eyes are lizard like and crudely painted. In the place of fangs it sports a full set of humam teeth.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.

A news card saying "Duolingo is launching it's own anime series produced with the studio behind big mouth"

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

A video thumbnail of some punchable looking tiktoker with ad article title of 'Is baby gronk the new drip king or is he getting rizzed by livvy?' (I had to beat my phones spellcheck to deatg to type that)

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me. Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn. I hate the internet.

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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Ironically the most notable thing about today from a POV outside the US is seeing a bunch of zoomers who didn't grow up seeing the Iraq war gore footage finally seeing something truly heinous and separating into the horrified and the numb.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Hadn't watched the Alt Right Playbook by @innuendostudios.bsky.social in years but after Minneapolis there was one part of it that stuck out in my brain like a flare about the terminal end of sinking into pilled fascism back when we still called it the alt-right. This should not still be relevant.

youtube.com

The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie

YouTube video by Innuendo Studios

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Remembered that this existed and smiled

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Oh my god, with this post I can now 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon Hakita from Ultrakill and the whole Nate Bethea extended universe. This fucking owns.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Every now and again I think about what I'd want out of a relationship. I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I only post political stuff when it owns. And this response to Trump's "You speak such good English" to the Liberian President destroyed me.

A set of replies to a tweet about the Liberian fuck up

Hypnotic: Liberia is in Africa, most people would expect people in Liberia to speak an African language.

Steven: What's an African language?

Hypnotic: Swahili or Egyptian

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

You fuckin Zoomers and your Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Some of us were playing Sexy horse games when you were in grade school.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I am 38. I have epilepsy, stage 4 osteoarthritis in both shoulders. A dinked spine from a fracture 10 years ago. Sleep apnea and the standard MH shit. Glad it's all managed or in the process of being managed! My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

It is 3:22AM. There is something in my room that goes boop at 3:22 every night. I have no idea what it is. I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings. I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Grok generate me a marketing video, ebook, 6 week educational course and ecommerce website based on the keyword 'peptidemaxxing'

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Oh god was the baby ok? He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

When the Marketing guy asks grok for ideas

A twitter ad for Lowes starring Mr Beast for some reason.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I hate that I don't have my finger on the pulse on important dev articles like being 2 weeks behind the piece by @sockpuppet.org on AI and how by excising things like joy in my work I can launch and bankrupt 5 startups, get cancelled and then drink myself to death 10 to 15 years ahead of schedule.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

We need to test your theory. We'll get one girl really into golf We'll give the other girl a shitload of ketamine We'll take notes every 2 minutes.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Our seas are full of poison. The sand burns and bleeds. We starve in cities where towers touch the sky and exchange volleys of empty bottles with screaming bigots. But in the brief moments where you pause to take a breath from lamenting. Sometimes this absolute pantomime is funny as shit.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Each shirt more based than the last

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Dragged the tab I was reading @theguardian.com on and got a responsive layout jumpscare.

I giant horrifying golden Mr Beast head. It's terrifying.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

To the window To the door Steal from the rich Give to the poor

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

CALLING ALL BADASS DTF SINGLE BITCHES IN MY AREA. Can u keep it down pls I am trying to admire my pogs in quiet spiritual reverence.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

UKIP were chauffeured out of Bristol in police vans for their safety. This man was extremely upset because he was going to miss his bus.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The unmitigated joy of explaining to an American that this isn't AI or a video composite. Pharmacy signs on the European continent go THIS hard.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Uh yeah Mr Musk it's an acronym, it stands for Make Men RETVRN

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The art style and dialogue makes this feel like a cut scene from Disco Elysium

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Xe @xeiaso.net · 01/04/2025

The silicon valley model of consent

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I struggle to find good anime. Anything outside of shonen muscle kid slap boxing ends up making me feel like a pervert. Kusuriya no Hitorigoto is like weeb Cadfael, all wheat no chaff and minimal screaming. What a gem.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Barely holding it together but will still get your back blown out

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Artificial intelligence when I was a kid

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Been upping my ramen game recently. Shitey Amerycan cheese has so business making a bowl of noodles so glorious what the fuck

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

According to scientists the worst place to have chronic psoriasis is behind your ears and under the helix. (I am scientists)

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

That Junji Ito manga about the giant head balloons but they're all Mark Andreesen and they won't get off their bullshit or shut the fuck up for even a moment.

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