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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My eye is p fucked right now lol

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

The Christmas Market hax opened. That means the fox is back

A photo of a resin model of a horrible pseudofox. It's narrow eyes are lizard like and crudely painted. In the place of fangs it sports a full set of humam teeth.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.

A news card saying "Duolingo is launching it's own anime series produced with the studio behind big mouth"

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Remembered that this existed and smiled

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I only post political stuff when it owns. And this response to Trump's "You speak such good English" to the Liberian President destroyed me.

A set of replies to a tweet about the Liberian fuck up

Hypnotic: Liberia is in Africa, most people would expect people in Liberia to speak an African language.

Steven: What's an African language?

Hypnotic: Swahili or Egyptian

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

You fuckin Zoomers and your Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Some of us were playing Sexy horse games when you were in grade school.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Oh man that tweaked a neuron that was attached to an oldish meme.

Tracer from Overwatch with the title 'Vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut'

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

When the Marketing guy asks grok for ideas

A twitter ad for Lowes starring Mr Beast for some reason.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Dragged the tab I was reading @theguardian.com on and got a responsive layout jumpscare.

I giant horrifying golden Mr Beast head. It's terrifying.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I choose to believe this was at least partially inspired by Yakuza

A screenshot of.. I think it's Yakuza 5? And it's in a convenience store and there's an ATM that looks a little like the one in the comic

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

A video thumbnail of some punchable looking tiktoker with ad article title of 'Is baby gronk the new drip king or is he getting rizzed by livvy?' (I had to beat my phones spellcheck to deatg to type that)

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

UKIP were chauffeured out of Bristol in police vans for their safety. This man was extremely upset because he was going to miss his bus.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The unmitigated joy of explaining to an American that this isn't AI or a video composite. Pharmacy signs on the European continent go THIS hard.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Artificial intelligence when I was a kid

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

My 14 year old ass waking up on the sofa at 1AM with the TV still on when the really cheap ad slots were playing and seeing this www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEV...

The meme image of Limmy waking up and looking blasted

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Jd Vance: Thank you for seeing me your Holiness Pope:

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

And on the 3rd day he was risen.

Frame from the film Riki-Oh: Story of Riki of a guy chained to a huge crucifix with another ripped guy sat on one of the arms of the crucifix.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Crypto, if nothing else, is an amazing lesson in the concept of the legal fiction.

A tweet saying "A smart man turned $12K into $15M by buying FARTCOIN at $83K market cap.

He aped into $ai16z with $3K and is currently sitting on $1.7M realized and $16.6M in unrealized profits."

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Bringing back being a Stylite and living on a pillar solely to create an AOE mogging zone about how I'm better than them.

Ancient painting of St Simeon living on a pillar sporting a halo and looking angry.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

That scene from Event Horizon but instead of showing him hell he shows him 12 hours of doomscrolling mobile aspect ratio Youtube livestreams compressed into a few seconds.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I grew up in Marshfield which is sort of between Chippenham and Bath and despite being a tiny village it had some spectacularly elaborate shitters.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Having a nostalgic one and deciding to go through Adventure Time from start to end again. Why did I never clock that there was an episode based entirely around anal vore?

A frame from Adventure Time, Finn is holding on to Jake's arms as he is being sucked into an ass.

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Stop the zeitgeist I want to get off.

A tweet from Whale Watch crypto bot:
A $RETARDIO whale just bought $4.03K of $DOGSHIT2 at $3.83M MC 🐳

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Krosskeys @krosskeys.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

10 years ago: "The dress is white and gold" "The dress is black and blue" Today: "The dress is white and gold" "The dress is woke and was probably made to sew DEI in the fashion industry by jews you can read more about the leftist threat to dresses on my substack at..."